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Dreamhack unbans ex-IBP edition

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Holy shit what happened to you gog?

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Glory days are over. No point coming here unless there's a big lan on

its all about following the #GreenWall now my dude

My dude I'd love for a rag tag group of euros to humiliate NA cs but i don't really see it happening

bot allu

>HS
>ropz
>fejtz

need 2 more for estonian superteam

>frieberg 1ging himself in the 1g spot

hltv.org/matches/2313830/misfits-vs-rogue-esl-pro-league-season-6-north-america

rogue disband when

wtf I want to fuck skadoodle's gf

rain is hotter desu

hs could have had that

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no way dude

>clown9

disband when

How do I stop getting salty during dm/war games?

artstar a cute!
CUTE!

people get tilted over dm?

I do

twitter.com/Thooorin/status/905620142092156935
not going to happen. ex-ibp is dead forever

Hot.

not

I get tilted every time I get shot in the back or side

twitter.com/ESLCS/status/905456098852917248

Pansy and Moses best duo desu

Which of these two skins will get me more anal sex with hot women?

what map are those?

If I was a girl I'd be "pro" by now. I remember back during the launch of CSGO playing against Ubinited and they could barely hang with me and my pug style scrim team lmao.

Well the first one is crash from cod4... How did you not recognize such an iconic map in the FPS genre...

Bottom is Bagra, top is COD4's crash.

Never played cod 2bh

yes

i hope dabears gets a really bad stuttering fit during an important game

cod4 was far better than csgo

>make some rarer skines drop more often
>people come back to cs, because free money
>then skines become cheaper, but some people keep playing
>repeat this with another collection of skines, stop dropping current ones so much
>previous collection is back on rare drop ratio, slowly going back to their normal price
>cs not dead

easy fix

Four Fuckboys and Samwell Tarly

what did they mean by this?

Why would you call dosia samwell?

because he looks like it?

youre right. for some reason i was thinking lord of the rings not game of muh dragons

STANISLAW WITH THE CLUTCH

twitter.com/refinnejle/status/905703857983971329

>girl "gamers"

UGHHHHHH

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what do you call this style

grilled pasty chicken

why is this game so broken? can barely watch the esg tour rn bc that shit looks so stuttery

greek infrastructure at work

based lurppis

the british tourist, classic

what do you call this style?

ears are dead

dude nice mic esg tour

Investment banker on holiday in Greece mode

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Is DDK posting still fashionable?

thorin has surprisingly good skin

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any of you nibbas use a mouse bungie? is it worth it my dudes?

ye it helps a bit but not a lot

I just do what any non retard does and make a loop in it and tape that loop to the back of my monitor.

thats what i originally do. but on the side of my monitor with a napkin in between so the wire doesnt get sticky

Yes. I used to use an office clip against my monitor power wire, but it annoyed me with how fugly it made my wires.

Got placed in GN3 after 10 wins. Now at 30 and ranked up into GN4. Is this good? I still get queued with absolute morons and shouting eastern European kids. Do you need to just have a streak of a few wins to rank up?

Why do you care so much about your rank you dumb shitter?

Because I want to know at which rank you can be fairly certain people will actually try to communicate and be over 18 years of age

>used to play shooters before cs
>casually aimed at their bodies and just enjoyed myself
>play shooters after cs
>completely autistic about headshotting everything

Anyone else have this?

i started as mg2 for my first 10 matches. this is without using the mic even tho i have one

Nobody cares what your rank was before the rank changes shitter.

rank changes? this was last week nibba

>yuros call the sniper rifle a zoom banger

Nobody cares what your smurfs first rank is shitter

What race is Machine?

you cared enough to give me a few (You)s

the shitskin race

>Mykonos
>no Richard Lewis

they fucked up

>burgers and eurotrash call the dak dak an auto
>burgers and eurotrash call bedroom "long a doors"

>aussies in charge of anything

>not letting the aussies save CSGO

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>that guy who stares at the bomb when planting

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I've only just realised what this meme means

mykonos seems nice

Is the SK era over?

depends on whether they come top4 at this even or not

need to start by beating mous though

>only get into csgo when the game is dying

it's another SK comeback from nothing suddenly

Really makes me think

Poosports are throwing

>doubting

mouz will literally never be good

comfy as fuck lan desu

where is it?

cheats not detected yet... the time will come

There good back in the days, romanr blizzard, jhonny r.
I miss the old days with 3D ksharp rambo, zex aimetti sunman sk potti heaton n co

doesn't take cheats to beat memesports

whos ready for gambit to shit on sk

nigga who

Legends from the old cs 1.1 1.3