/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

CO2
my original plan was making the canisters, but since I ended up flooding the waste loop anyway I had a secondary plan to link distro and waste

no need to be atmos tech
also, if any dumb atmos tech overpressurized distro you can hack any air alarm to disable pressure checks with 0% chance of shocks and 0% chance of alarm

>Antag CE kills me as an antag and denies my greytide project
>proceeds to hunt another traitors until sec stops him
>round ends being two hours long and singuloose

hope you enjoyed those valids

are you feeling antagonized yet

Remote signallers on lots of airlocks wires.
Also a camera console.

Open a strait path to space. If anyone investigates, door crush them.
Then shock the medbay doors.

firelocks though

user, fist fights are pure RNG.
Most ragecages either involve someone stungloving (No stuns is the only rule of ragecage, how do people fuck this up?) or otherwise cheating anyway.

ai is rogue call the shuttle though

Traitor objectives are worthless though, they actively encourage removing one person from the round or stealing one thing and afking in a locker. Solo antags playing for green text leads to the most uninteresting rounds.

>Back when Rage Cage were a relatively new thing
>Be HoS, detective challenge me to a duel for my job
>We agree on fist fight and I take him on
>Kicking his ass, punching him down, sending him flying in the window
>Suddenly he pick up a shard and start slashing at my head and groin

Almost had him anyways.

rage cages at the bar just proves how low IQ the average person at server is honestly. There's already a boxing ring right above the bar for fights to the death AND there's the holodeck for the same thing just not deadly

Setting it up in the bar is just more convenient.
Also it feels "dirtier", which is what the rage cages are about.

location location location

good round

>Bomb mix suddenly doesn't work
>Just end up telesciencing the RD to z6
>CE spaces himself
>win
rev is a very good gamemode

>more convenient
>has to build it by scratch
>taking up bar space because they're always fucking huge
vs
>the two prebuilt areas RIGHT ABOVE THE BAR

>security just walks into cargo and attacks people
>never gave away antag status just wordlessly walks in and attacks

wtf? isn't that baiting? isn't that against the rules?

you can remove firelocks, user
Opening a straight path to space never works, watch as none of the air leaves the station because this game is buggy as shit.

You could have asked me to make your bombs. I would have suicide bombed the RD for you

the first fight is making the cage without the shuttle being called

its a shorter distance to medbay

they were already saying people were rev on their radios

>more convenient
It is
>has to build it by scratch
Literally just a bunch of grilles and reinforced windows, which the station is littered with, it ain't shit
>taking up bar space because they're always fucking huge
Except on extremely rare occasions there NEVER are enough people in the bar to even fill half of it

dead is dead

By the time I rev'd you, the burn chamber plasma was done and I was just waiting for my oxygen to cool, so I didn't bother
I actually have no fucking idea why it didn't work. that was my standard 7-dev mix

shorter distance to the cloner

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>you can remove firelocks, user
?????

>almost name self 'it's rev' but decide against it at last minute
>other mommi mentions how some cargo fuck was flashing him
>but how does cargo get flash
>:thinking:

I sure love it when my shitposting ends up being true

>average rage cager

>not naming yourself "floor"

You have a hard time accepting the fact that some strangers like things you dislike user, we get it.

weld and socket wrench them out

>>but how does cargo get flash
have you ever touched an autolathe

???

Its Nuke Ops and you are the Captain

Where do you hide the disk?

I haven't seen one fucking happen in like two years. Get over it.

Isn't that already someone else's gimmick?Fair enough, I didn't remember that being a thing. It also happened in the first minute or three so unless the guy was going turbo it was unlikely he had made one

In the Clown.

inside the clown obviously
I have yet to see a nuke op round where the crew loses when the clown is the disk

Give it to Ian.

In a cheese
That's in a cheese
That's inside another cheese

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Give it to a MoMMI.

Wait a second autolathes can't make flashes what the fuck have you been smoking

>autolathing flashes
That's not how it works.
You have to either bust open a robotics supply crate or make a secvend and hack it and both of those take a little time.

that sounds like you

>that time the nuke ops all had to eat tons of cheese just to get the disk

>no u

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>AI in 30 days

you gotta be kidding me you autist fucks

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don't open this:
pastebin.com/hFfYH2st

[MENTAL STATUS]:Unstable,Autistic

I CONTACT CENTCOMM REQUESTING TWO BOTTLES OF SUPERGLUE
I SUPERGLUE TWO SHIELDS TO THE CLOWN'S HANDS, GIVE HIM ALL ACCESS, AND PROP HIM UP ON THE JANICART. RIDE ON MY FRIEND.

Nigga I ain't reading all that shit, I have enough when people ask me to draw their autistic OC

this gave me terminal cancer and i'm going to die in 4 days.
thanks

I spend 10 minutes opening the vault's big safe, then stuff it in there. I then space the stethoscope.
Absolutely fucking guaranteed it will never be seen again.

>10 minutes
It's 15 minutes without a stethoscope, 2 with.
Assuming it can even be opened. The range of possible lock values is one larger than the range of dial options.

[NUMBER OF BREASTS]:2

Alivia 143# Hunt was created in a hidden underground lab on earth by a lone scientist in attempts to make a assassin that dosent feel pain and dosent feel fear and has a natural survival instinct and combat instincts and can survive in harsh conditions
cliffnotes

colonial-marines.com/viewforum.php?f=91&sid=037f567757e8a9b8538eca62fc5b4312

>clown now can't move or anything because he can't hold the janicart keys

>I don't understand what the mud is in this analogy.
If you do something shitty, you're covered in shit regardless.
You can scrape off some of the shit with your hands, or you can shit some more and rub it on your face.
Which gets you cleaner?

>What is the relationship between these two outcomes?
There is no relation. It wasn't related to the previous example, either.
Would you rather something terrible happen to people you'll never meet, or would you rather something bad happen to you personally?

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>implying

Implying what

>imploding

I've never been banned for metagaming wtf
t. goldie

>(MANUAL BAN) Tried to edit space law on the wiki, can't be trusted with this job as there is no telling what they might write.

implying girls

Just finished making some desktop wallpaper

here's an empty version if you want it

>playing AI and watching some random crewmember run around the main corridor causing other crewmen to become horizontal 1 minute into the round
>try to drop not-so-subtle hints at sec and heads, before the harm starts, so they can put 2 and 2 together without me straight up metagay the round type instantly
>mfw they never put 2 and 2 together, ever

WHERE
IS
RUNTIME

(Male)

I remember that round
I generally don't appreciate when AIs do that unless it's somehow emergent from their laws

>Jobban: Librarian
Huh.

>that round

Every round. I almost always figure out the round type early, but unless there's harm going on, I'd rather not fuck over the antags.

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Is that an FTL combat drone?

That's a REALLY good addition though?

dead
it's the drone that shows up during the random event, so maybe

>everybody lists their meta-buddies
This should be mandatory in our flavortexts.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

it is

is there any way to choose which squad you end up in in CM?

No, allowing squad favouritism would lead to cliques developing, and the last thing CM needs is more staticname faggotry bravo still best squad though

Reminder rounds that hit three hours should automatically have Death Squad be called

please leave