/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV Stormblood General

lemme motorboat u
are u kidding me
there are tons of people that would like u
except if ur looking for guys, ur fucked as a top only then

Important reminder to join the LS if you're on Coeurl
please

I'll make a man there just to screw with erpers.

I kinda wanna make an alt there but I hate not having glamours and having money is SUFFERING. And i am also WAY too lazy to level another character.

>the average elezen thirstlord

boards.fireden.net/vg/search/image/eQBCzzxkDLYYqeVTPtOCPw/

boards.fireden.net/vg/search/image/KR456GqXdzfHJIz1nQZMYw/

Anybody up for carrying two idiots through coil? We cant duo T8 and T9 as the mechs just one shot us. PF up under X. L. pass 6969

no

Post Becky, the morbidly obese landwhale

wow wtf
ok ill force you to the ground and motorboat you by FORCE then
>plays femhighlander
>expects not to get violated
wtf

I don't save your pictures m80

Highlanders!

Gibbe

purelanders

Kokkoi desu user

gib headpats or hug in return

futa?

lewdlanders

technically no

can we go back to posting elezen

It'd hit it.
Good job

*gibs the hugs*

what the heck does that even mean

trap

Elezen giving excellent pumps.

LEMME SMASH UNTIL WE CAN'T WALK

tomboy boy
mtf trans trash
trap

Show your big futa dick

that's gay

literally 50% why ppl hate elezen
kys u fat azn faggot

What's with midlanders and pretending they are pure, nobody believe you

So? What's your point?

Follow your dreams, user, don't let anyone tell you can't have a dick.
*gibs*

Not pretending if it's true.

now to find a way to make EZ MONEY so i can dress my alt like a WHORE. or at least, not have it in that awful yellow fucking color.

homosexuality is a SIN

what is it with people in this thread who are obsessed with people they hate? is this a new kind of crush dynamic?

...

no

It's the purest love possible.
A girl will never love you as much as a guy will.
A husband will give you all his love when he comes home from work where he provides for you.

I LOVE YOU S.E.

I secretly want an elezen to take me home...

Hatefucking is really hot, to be honest.

ye
if u dont like futa then dont play highlander u fake penis loving muncher wtf i h8 u

I publicly want to hold hands with an elezen

what if I wanted to be the man in the relationship

Agreed. Too bad I don't hate anyone 2bh.
Though there's no shortage of people that hate me. I hope one of them comes up to me and forcefully ERP's me.

sorry, no futa, disgusting

Then a loveable boy will always do every chore they need before you come home and engage in homo dinner and kisses with them.
Boys = 0% drama and easy life

>posted pics of self in thread
>now wears different glamour and armor everywhere in shame of being recognized.

I did this to myself, I know i deserve this

How shameless!

>non futa highlander
I like you.

>Boys = 0% drama and easy life
I already learned that isn't true the hard way

lesbian then?

Who cares. I've posted my char a few times already and I'm pretty fucking sure someone on my server has already recognized me

Tempting to be a sugar daddy, but
A. I doubt your on Balmung
and
B. Your most likely a tease and wont put out like a proper slut.

Maybe later when the new art comes out.

no, straight, straight fem highlanders exist

I am liking this more than my midlander fanta

>gays
>no drama
it's like you don't even read this thread lmoa

>collar on fucking metal armor

i hate square, they need to tell whoever is designing their armor to get the fuck out and get someone else

More angles and group pose shots of this glamour, please.

Not with fake gays that are "bi/gay" only cause of loneliness.
Find and actual guy that has always liked guys and you will be golden.
Seriously, boy love is the best because you can actually talk to each other without one of the sides going bonkers and not talking to you for a month cause you didn't word something right.

Here's what you do.

Take that highlander, make her hair black and her eyes a brighter color, like green or blue.

Take off the stupid fucking tattoos.

Bring her back to us, and let's see.

wow, you're beautiful queen...

I'm still trying to make a version of it on balmung but it is not that easy, sadly

Sounds fake, but ok.

I've met actual "gays" in game that only like boys and they are legitimately weird. Like dude I just want to be friends, not cyber with you every night and pretend to be your bf.

>liking guys
why
what is the purpose
guys are shit and not hot
futa is superior

Then you wouldn't mind if i flirt you with my male midlander with your character? I always wanted a fem highlander to protect me.

Futa is shit and boring. People only do it so they can self insert. Someone telling me they are futa or a femboy when they play female character is an immediate turn off.

Never is when it comes to making good characters.
Never settle for less, friend.

It's a gorget you dumb lizard. Get mad at the gameboy color limitations stopping SE from ever fixing long hair.

isn't male and futa essentially the same thing except futa is less creepy and more hot????
i legit dont get how can you be more attracted to a guy than a cute girl with a penis
futa has best of both worlds

As you should.

Yeah a few of them are fucked up but it is not that hard to find one that will seriously be the perfect bf to you.
I can't even be your bf, I'm just saying that you are dismissing a lot of people that would fit you perfectly.

I don't erp male characters either user.

>have gorget
>leave opening at front of neck

it's shit design whatever way you look at it

>being this much of a denial faggot
Truly this is why balmung has a bad name because of you and your kind degeneracy tendencies

what do u like then
fuq u
male players are seriously creepy and will try to date u irl if u as much as talk to them once
without males, balmung would be paradise

Anyone know when the character creation restrictions will be lifted? I want to make a new character on Leviathan.

better?

So will every female clingy character.

anyone for a quick expert on primal? s.c. 0001

Neo's arena is pretty good

mebe cum to mateus? mebe roulette then?

uh no
female characters are 100x times better than clingy, thirsty males
female character are fine and pretty fun while males are self-insert losers that will try to date you irl the moment you give them the SMALLEST amount of attention
I seriously wish that every male would be kicked out of balmung

can we PLEASE have some MALE characters getting posted for once?

Hey, yeah, there you go.

All you need to do is not overdesign your character.

>doing maps with LS members
>one ninja
>femra
>hearing the worst voice shouting over and over again
is there a way to turn off players' voices in this game

You just described every clingy person regardless of female, male, pan, a, fish, lizard, etc.