/ink/ - Splatoon 2 General

3 hours lads

Pretty much this. Within 24 hours people will start crying that they need to be nerfed harder, especially the trislosher.

>tfw inkbrush main
Phew

Woomy!~

Remember, bullying is wrong!

tentatek is the bread and butter of the game, even with the jetpack nerfs everyone will use it and beat your sorry ass with it

this is canonically what marina looked like as an infant

Ladies, children and Tim first

>E-Liter in Sploon 1 got tons of direct main, sub and special nerfs
>still was on every team

All the good weapons will remain popular. I think only .96 gal deco actually stopped being used in tourneys after enough nerfs

>people in the last thread crying that the luna needs to be nerfed harder than it already is
>1 entire game later
Shitters gonna shitter

>Pre-patch inkzooka
>Fast and completely silent
Splatone was so broken

The Splattershot is mechanically top tier. Messing around with its kit and abilities aren't going to change that.
>3-hit kill
>fast firing rate
>moderate range
>great at painting

Change the colors to her brown and neon-y green

yeah

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>early Sploon
>Kraken can not be knocked back at all and you can shoot again the moment it ends
>requires the same amount of points as every other special to charge
>inkzooka fires super fast and also requires the basic amount of points to charge
>rollers kill in one hit even if only the edge of their flicked ink hits you

The 96 Deco still wasn't a bad weapon by any stretch of the imagination at the end of the game, but hearing the word "nerf" scared off a lot of players.

*unsheathes pre-patch pocket Inkzooka*

>dynamo had longer range than any other weapon in the game
>any bit of the flick that hit you was an instakill
>it also had a hitbox that could hit people behind you because of course it did

red pill me on the carbon roller

It's shit.

it's been 190 hours and i still expect that
youtube.com/watch?v=IhYYsCq5U04
plays
what is wrong with me

>more underageb& girls than boys

Never use it. Its designed by the Enperry family, the hegemonic jews of inkopolis. The thing Pearl wears on her head isn't a crown, it's a kippah.

Remember Florida bros, if you're being told to get the fuck out of dodge, just do it. Pick up your most important shit and just drive. Camp out in your car if you have to, but don't fuck around with these storms. The later you wait to get a move on, the harder it'll be. If you think you don't have anywhere to go, just keep going until you find a hotel to stay in. A crappy cheap-ass hotel is better than being in a building getting demolished by what amounts to a tornado the size of france.

One of the most mechanically-reliant weapons in the game. Surprising after coming off of how dumb it was in the first game.

Waiting on the order here but I'm in the panhandle so it might not come. Got supplies and boarding up the house tomorrow. This isn't my first rodeo but yeah Irma is one mean bitch.

post squiddos preferably spaghettis so i can draw on the plane back

>we want the MLP audience

very fast, can still kill with a direct swing-hit, pretty good imo

>play game last night
>enemy is 3 rollers and an octobrush
>"well, as long as we can keep map control, we should be great"
>they absolutely shit all over us, keep landing max range vertical flicks

I was fucked so hard, I almost enjoyed it

Sorry that all I have is woomy

No boys allowed

>all these people pretending to be lolis

>using crutch weapons

just a tiny bit disappointed the drink at Sean's doesn't change randomly. With how graffiti colors are selected and plaza Inklings change location, I don't think it would have been difficult to make the drink icon switch around.

This upcoming patch sounds like a fucking god send for Stingray. When servers drop, I'm gonna go finish unlocking the Hero Charger.

>tfw male over 25

I knew we wouldn't be the majority but expected atleast a few more 31+ males here.

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but im a boy..!

>using weapons at all
>not covering ground only by turning into a squid on the edge of an ink puddle

what is she thinking?

>literally 1 vote in male 26-30
>all those straight white males 18-25

I like its kit. It's great for narrow-corridor stages like Port Mackerel. The autobombs shine there and the speed helps fast getaways. The super is also super effective in a place like that, since there's not a lot of room from side to side to avoid it.

Wear a lot of sub ink efficiency and ink recovery gear and it's a monster.

It's a promo display. It should always be in order. You think Crusty Sean runs one of those cheap shitty foodtrucks? That crawfish drives a fine dining establishment around!

Shout out to the other 26years+ ladies here

>using crutch form

who said that im straight

I'm 24.

Sup Ela and Tia.

Inkopolis?

Not when you're wearing that outfit, you're not

>tfw oldfag

it warms my heart that there's 4 other Christmas cakes here like me

>playing the crutch cart / downloadable versions of the game
>not using solar flares to jumble your Switch's data into a fully playable version of Splatoon 2

I have been fucked by many times by carbon roller users protecting the tower

>pretending
haha

>using crutch weapons
>using weapons at all
>playing splatoon at all
>playing video games at all
>living at all

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Guys my woomy is eggnant what should I do

>playing Splatoon 2 at all

Kill yourself

Prepare a funeral because that's how squid biology works.

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Woomy!

>using nintencrutch switch
>not developing a working version for GBC that is compatible with the crutch version

I'm sorry, who are you?

No.

Would you be a Christmas cake if you're already married?

You'll find out soon enough.

The whole deal about Christmas cakes in japan is that no one wants them after the 25th. If you've already been bought, youve already been consumed, and cannot be an unwanted christmas cake.

Yes it just means you married a foreigner

>4 others
>there's only 4 votes in the 25+ range

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delet

left or right?

>it just means you married a foreigner
???

Right because she's fresher

You already drew my spaghetti, but it doesn't look like you're getting many other boy squids so I'll throw him out there anyway since you're looking for stuff to do on the plane and all

Why not both? :(

wow!!

>anyone ever wanting left wageslave woomy, who is so lazy she doesn't even change out of her work gear

What if the right mains a luna blaster and the left mains a splattershot pro?

Reminder that woomies love to eat inkling meat

>being an unironic communist

Even better since I'm a vanilla blaster main

draw the nigga on the right side

yeah i dont mind drawing spaghettis ive already drawn

>practicing with the Charger
>did abnormally good one match
>People add me out of nowhere
O-ok...