>zassing wheeled chairs has a chance of causing the pressure tube in them to eject. >If a person is buckled in at that point, they get de-butted and put into crit.
Michael Evans
Would you look at that little autist, pretending to be an AI while not being an AI
Brayden Myers
I remember one time when he piled the entire crew into a locker and teleported them onto the bridge of the Raider Skipjack so we could go fuck their shit up and save a miner they kidnapped. Mostly just to fuck their shit up though, the miner they took was Hyun, and nobody wants to ride that bike.
Tyler Brown
>he piled the entire crew into a locker This is a too funny thing to fix but it's pretty overpowered
Jackson White
Make scooting give dizzy a bit of dizzy. Make the turning give dizzy proportional to your current dizzy. And add a shitier centrifuge (has to be hand spun) made from an office chair instead of a toilet.
Ryan Edwards
Scooting is already slower than walking so that shouldn't be an issue. You can kind of use office chairs against ZAS, but >people thought I was Satan for making office chairs better vs ZAS >people thought I was Satan for making office chairs worse vs ZAS I just made it so that you can't scoot while being ZAS'd, it's still slightly better than before but whatever
Brody Russell
Has the thread finally gotten past waifu and husbando posting?
Juan Roberts
Mentioning it makes it worse.
Jaxon Watson
...
Xavier Cruz
fuck you made me try
Joshua Morales
Just completely rip off Harry the Handsome Executive and it will be perfect.
>can scuttle around slowly with your feet forwards, can propel yourself backwards quickly, and can kick off of objects at mach speed >different surfaces have different surface resistances >rolling over items on the ground hurts your feet and/or chair >take too much chair damage and it explodes violently
Has Riekland changed static ? Haven't seem them in a while
Tyler Lopez
I have no idea how to make kicking stuff propel you, so rip use a fire extinguisher for now
John Long
>Be Warden >Besides some early shift yakketi-saxxing, shift start slow, officer patrol and make holsters >Assistant getting fruity on me >Report of lings >Tidy up the brig and keep things clear >Suddenly fucking russian behind me >Got a few stuns on them but they get up instantly >Try to get my buddy atmotech out of here by drawing fire and pushing him out >For some reasons he run back in >Set the alarm on radio, buddy get shot >Drag him out of the brig >Get shot in turn after we storm the brig with another Officer >Spend some wild ride after getting shot by Moist Nuggit in the chest >Turns out the fruity assistant saved me >Give him the engineering hardsuit I asked him to return earlier in thanks >Clean up the brig after getting out of medbay >Shuttle called >Go fortify escape >Some fucks spawn a shitload of horrors with slimes >Decide fuck it, take some shit out with my batons but he just spawn some more >Get ZASS'd >Eventually die as something explode on me
What the fuck was that all about
Jose Carter
I never knew the slimes were that ridiculous. thats like a portal to hell or something.
Isaiah Powell
>warden >saxophone They don't pay you enough for that.
Brody Williams
Reminder that slimes do cloneloss.
Eli Thomas
Holy fuck I cloned a ling.
Andrew Bennett
You offered to scan a backup for it, right?
Dominic Sanders
it happens
Dominic Rivera
They don't usually spawn that much, but then again my game knowledge is years old. Shit might have changed/get added since then
Connor Perez
Posts like these make me really appreciate this game
Aiden Adams
someone said slime steroid or something
Josiah James
They can sometimes achieve sentience and help players though
Thomas Thomas
If a ling gets cloned from backup, do they lose genomes they succed after the backup was taken?
Aaron Perry
>join late >see this what do?
Zachary Robinson
>observe
Chase Gomez
Sign on as Captain
Parker Robinson
Well slimes altered with phazon can have basically no weaknesses.
Isaiah Diaz
Sign on as an officer and hope the security officer: 1 gives enough hope for another sec officer to join.
If not:suffer from my choices
Ryder Smith
Ignore my last post, wrong pic
Landon Lopez
I was gonna ask for you to get fixed once medbay was at least semi running but then I got caught up in what I was doing I forgot all about
(im not the det)
Angel Ramirez
Are you for real
Jace Brooks
For real for real
Luke Powell
...
John Martin
Fuck I've tried every single thing I can think of, it's strange as hell because last time I played, months ago, from this same computer everything worked fine.
Ryder Martinez
Yes. ChocolateMoose confirmed before the round ended but I didn't screencap it.
Jackson Stewart
>forget moist nuggets are deadly as fuck >decide to just go and try disarm one of them so the warden can escape >promptly get blasted in the face and almost die mistakes were made, shame you didn't survive
Blake Hill
>commit suicide >they revive me using the defib >need heart surgery because apparently heart is fucked up >doc can't fix it fast enough and I die from lack of oxygen >defibs me again >"yaknow what I'm just going to clone you" >"no don't it won-" >black out >doc tries to clone me >doesn't work because lmao I committed suicide
Angel Perez
>heart is fucked up Using *suicide makes you take constant oxy damage as long as you're alive in that body, might've been changed to do a bunch of heart damage as well or something or it may have always been like that, but it's not fixable. Dumbass should've tried to head transplant then clone you if he wanted to bring you back proper.
Ayden Lee
Yeah, Kavlax plays the game too
Dylan Anderson
Don't think it's fair to call him a dumbass for not knowing how to get around suicide var when defibs aren't even supposed to revive suicided people anyways
Nolan Morales
>bash my head in a table repeatedly to commit suicide >tell the chef he can have my body once I'm dead >faggot doctor who passes by sees me bashing my head in a table >decide I need to be healed >tell him to fuck off and walk away to keep bashing my head >he keeps coming back to drag me >get to the point where I can't stand up anymore >doctor finally drags me to medbay because I can't walk away >proceed to check what's wrong with me with an health analyzer and the body scanner >I go in crit >he puts me in the tube >succumb before tube can heal me >he removes me from the tube and try to clone me >then puts me in the morgue when I refuse to re-enter my corpse
doctors need to fuck off
Colton Martin
are you feeling antagonized? :^)
Cooper Hernandez
not really, just sad the chef didn't get his man meat but other than that I'm fine
Tyler Martinez
Good thing the chef has access to the morgue!
Ryder Young
>Vlad the Vamp >Become RD >Grab his jacket like one of my objectives >Have no idea how to steal people without being caught >Grow some Slippery Cyanide chili >Wait a bit >Grab a corpse from the morgue to succ >Space it when I am done >Find some brain dead drying guy >Succ >Feel pretty safe >Walk back to the station >SEC attacks me since apprently they were lookin for those valids >Glare the HoS >Run >Doorcrushed >Pelt him with a chili >he goes down >He follows me to the shuttle >Pelt him with another after I get door crushed more >he finally dies after I beat him with a baton >No way to succ because they know I am a vampire and the valid patrol is coming >Run onto the meteor >Cant succ through mask which is shitty >Get gangbanged by SEC and die
How boring, I can never play Vamp well like some people
Matthew Lopez
Subject Epsilon is the slowest surgeon in SS13.
Alexander Diaz
>be CE >librarian is constantly talking on command comms >tell him to stop >he tries to flush me down disposals >security guy arrests me for flashing him why
Zachary Rodriguez
My strategy with vamp: >apply for roboticist >Build ody with sleepers, syringe, jetpack >Synth sleep tox >Dart a bitch >Sleeper them >Run around and clank for a while while continuing to pump them with sleeper >Stop by a vacant area like dorms on bagel station >SUCC >Become 666 edgelord incarnate after five people
Michael Brown
>taking out the HoS with fucking chili robust/10
Cooper Robinson
Tfw you are in the era where people ironically think this games combat system lends itself towards being "robust"
Jacob Nguyen
>accidentally instacrit an officer with a pressure cannon
Levi Brooks
>Cant succ through mask which is shitty Should've rolled a vox/plasamaman. You *already* weren't human.
Andrew Torres
Can someone code something to automatically open and bolt open the external airlocks in the escape hall for the duration the escape shuttle is docked?
One would think that the entry into the escape shuttle should be the fastest and easiest possible. Why do we have two airlocks that close quickly after they're opened?
Also the sound of them opening and closing repeatedly is annoying as hell.
Leo Collins
>be HoP >Host an open Mic Night on the holodeck >get pushed down during my standup set >the clown steals my headset >I capture the clown >bring him to my office, buckle him to a chair >Tell him that for stealing my headset, an interrupting my set, he has to let me finish it >spend the next ten minutes telling him terrible jokes
That's how you punish the clown.
Christopher Rogers
Don't samefag yourself too hard, vlad
David Roberts
The best part
>Be warden >Have a brain tumor >When I get out of surgery, a plasmaman's been perma'd and is in the process of burning to death as an officer strips him naked
Landon Baker
Pressure.
If there were just one door, any time someone felt like being a dick, or even accidentally did it, they would get sucked into space, along with everyone in that hallway being succ'd
Noah Wood
It was a slippery cyanide chili I pelted him with like three> >188620070 Not me. Sorry youre upset HoS
Nathan Jenkins
Those fucking slippery chilis were worth getting robusted by, when I finally realized what was happening I got a good chuckle.
Jonathan Cook
>wanna try some robotocist stuff out. >no one on R&D cept me I guess >whole round gone before I'm done
no miners, 1 scientist, final destination.
Nathaniel Morgan
Because security is not omniscient, they do not know the full story, they do not have access to your mind.
If you had told sec before that the librarian was listening into the command radio without permission, and if you had warned security that you are going to flush him down disposals for it, maybe, just maybe you wouldn't be arrested.
Grow up.
Joseph Russell
I should have lost by all means, those things had like 8 cyanide in them
Jack Cook
lmao not even sorry for being amused, didn't know you were incapable :^)
Thomas Hill
This isn't AD&D Greyhawk, cowboy. No frontier justice here. That was a Space Crime as per Space Law, but so is vigilantism.
Ask the HoS AND the HoP is you can pull double duty as a Sec Officer, or else leave Sec's work to Sec.
Lucas Jenkins
I know that, which is precisely why we shouldn't use regular external accesses for shuttle docking.
Carson Baker
Must just be two identical retards typing in the exact same way, sorry for confusing your braindamage with samefagging.
Gabriel Hill
>Telepads are not constructable objects
James Hill
Stop complaining.
Code it.
Nathaniel Morales
You seem furious over nothing
Brayden Smith
tell me your process for analyzing typing patterns from a two-line post compare them to the original greentext show your work, i'll wait
Ryder Reyes
Law2 a borg to take up engineering, then law2 it to synthesize materials for you.
Jace Lee
>did this once and he ahelped >admin was passive aggressive over it Fuck silicons
>Passive aggressive madmin There's nothing worse when dealing with them
Lincoln Davis
luckily we had a slimeomancer who came through later on in the round. xenobiology is pretty neat so much phazon didnt know what to do with it. just need a way to make bananium now.
Jack White
>stills aren't constructable objects
Leo Hall
>be mime >don't have any ideas for fun stuff to do >decide to just chill and help people with their gimmicks >eat spice with the chaplain >get called out for being suspicious by a random assistant >get assistant brigged through vague gestures and beespky >help an assistant brave the lava floor >inject myself with a SE syringe labelled HALK, which turned out to actually be hulk, and seizures >watched the HoP attempt stand-up and fail >spectate the most onesided rage cage match ever, in which a botanist attempted to push a plasmaman over, then gave up and beat it to death with a police baton >helped teach a geneticist cloning and proper plasmaman resuscitation protocol >tried to cure seizures in genetics, ended up giving myself eat superpower and coughing instead >helped reconstruct the CMO who had been death touched and had three necrotic limbs >fixed a miner's broken arm >became a slimeperson, handed out slimeperson pills >rescued the captain from the brink of death with the power of dexalin not once did I see any antags, but that was anything but a dull shift.
Carter Martin
The clownroid is on the derelict's zlevel, and there is a specific tile on the station zlevel that always goes to the derelict. Bringing the clown (or whoever) back is super easy, because you and telesci are both in science.
Parker Scott
The same slime can make bananium too
Jose Morris
Post useless protips If you get a headless corpse, you can know who it was by taking a blood sample, analyzing it in the chemmaster, and cross-referencing with the medical records I think this is the only time the analyze button in the chemmaster is useful
Angel Ramirez
You can repair the circuit board of an emagged airlock with a soldering iron.
Robert Robinson
Posibrains can re-enter their posibrain after ghosting.
Ian Brooks
How do I close a curtain?
Mason Foster
Disassemble it and then assemble it.
Mason Rogers
click on it while adjacent
David Allen
nope
Jaxon Allen
Auth as admin and edit some variables?
Colton Mitchell
>spawn as borer >can't make host fountain blood everywhere by filling them with blood
Whats with all the fucking shitter Mommis recently?
I cant go a round without one scurrying into my workplace, pinging at me for 5 minutes, stealing something, then building fucking glass walls in the hallways.
Jeremiah Cruz
>be exploring space >find clown outpost >has magivend >put coin in magivend >get pic related Magic lvls everyone? also making the AI fail was cool too I guess
Joseph Taylor
People have been shitting on MoMMIs recently for no reason.
I guess some MoMMI mains have decided to show the station what truly shitty MoMMIs can do.
Brayden Mitchell
>mommi literally blocks the hallway starting to build some kind of plasmaman waiting room >tell him to fuck off >he buzzes at me and deconstructs it but leaves the doors bolted in place in the hallway
I didnt even bother telling the admins because every time I complain about mommi's they side with them