>be in your nice new sports car, you worked hard for this and finaly get to enjoy your sporty 2 door bmw/whatever euro shit
>get passed by a godly murican 4 door sadan landyatcht
>you cant do anything, you just cant catch up
>kill yourself when you get home
when will they learn that domestic american cannot be beaten?
>be in my new 2 door sports car and enjoying my BMW/whatever euroshit on a track day
>watch a musician 4 door sedan landyatch struggle with a hairpin turn
>I can't do anything but pass him on the outside line
>laugh at the fat bastard, then kill myself when I get home
when will they learn that domestic american cannot turn?
Like they say in your hellhole:
"Adios goblino".
>attempts to turn
>dies
>japanese riced shitbox civic with a few simple mods apexes the same corner flawlessly
heh nothin personnel kid
what happens to the owner of the American barge when he gets passed by aexotic ? there's always a faster car
>Yell the word "corner" out the window as it drives by
>Pigfat land yacht immediately bursts into flames and begins to spin uncontrollably
>m-m-muh euro car p-p-perfect cornering
yes, go enjoy your new gt thats worth over 100k that cant even reach 0-60 in the high 3 seconds range. You may take that corner perfectly because your wife’s boyfriend taught you how to drive well,
but we’ll just catch up on the straights.
>be mercedes gt s owners
>driving your gay cuck 112k car
>see a family suv and proceed to shit pants
ahhh, you just cant beat yuropeean engineering!
Where we go there are no straights little ogre.
I've out cornered mustangs in my '100k' gti. I've been out cornered by miatas. I could not catch up to the miatas on the straights because they went so far ahead on the corners. The same applies to the mustangs I dusted 3 corners back. My wife's boyfriend also happens to be my son faggot, try again
>be owner of new bmw i8, driving home after just buying it
>get passed by regular teen in a 2015 mustang gt
>get home
>wife’s boyfriend compliments your new car on the way out
cant beat the euros!
>burgerlards BTFOd by corners resort to ignoring answers.
>driving home in your new e class, mom would be so proud!
>on freeway
>you see a truck far away in the side view mirror
>in the driver’s sits chad, who only drives american
>feel rage, chad stole your crush you never actually talked to in high school, but she was yours!
>you slow down, get to chad’s side and tell him to lower his windows
>he lowers them down and all you see are girls, filling the passenger seats, some are even sitting on top of eachother
>you challenge chad to a race
>he doesnt want to embarass you, so he declines
> you insist
>he finally agrees
>you both slam on the accelerator
>chad’s truck goes lightspeed, where did he go?
>all you can hear is all those girl’s laughing at how far behind you are.
>you retort, saying you werent in sport+++ mode
>you’ll beat chad next time, you think to yourself
Those are built in Canada.
Just saying.
the entire world belongs to america
>he writes made-up fantasies through sheer butthurt
I get sad every time I see this car
2016 Camaros were built in Canada and had build quality issues (trunk hitting body, buttons not working). Since Chevrolet brought production back to America for the 2017 Camaro these issues are now gone...
Fuck Canada
>t. Canadian
>landyatcht
you mean muscle... car...
no not that either...
it does sometimes have a V8
hmm...
but 4 doors
can sedans be muscle cars?
Is the dodge charger the vehicular representation of the gender-fluid tranny?
nobody care about cornering even Veeky Forums don't care much about handling.
If people cared then Chrysler would keep making cars like the first gen neon, the cobalt ss would have a successor most mazda sale wouldn't be from Canadians with Stockholm syndrome.
Even Clarkson admitted that the Americans managed to make three good well-rounded muscle cars.
Euro-cucks btfo
>muh Clarkson *slurp*
They also loved the Raptor and diesel Silverado HD they drove.
Yeah and I got btfo by some melanin enriched dude blasting rap in a nissan Altima, shit happens.
>Even Clarkson admitted that the Americans managed to make three good well-rounded muscle cars
>three good well-rounded muscle cars
>muscle cars
Holy shit dude are you telling me that americans managed to make THREE (3) , get this THREE(not tree), good muscle cars. Holy cows man imagine if muscle cars were an american made thing and not something europe or even, dare I say it , asia made
what does Clarkson daily drive again? I'm sure it isn't German
underated greentext
I've never seen this but I love it
Last I read it’s a golf gti
Idk Dodge makes the steering on these things absolute dogshit. If it could turn just 1-2 inches more easier, car would be fun on a track.
top kek
>I wasn't in sport+++ mode
lol
>muh vee ate
classic merica over compensating.
Shut lest the wrath of a thousand emus and abbos descend upon you
literally dying hahah. Well meme'd gentlesir. I think it's hilarious watching all these cucks buy overpriced German dogshit, while Chad goes and buys a black truck or Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Rubicon for half the price and gets all of the white pussies, while the German car drivers sit on forums crying and masturbating about benchracer bullshit hoping this will be the year they lose their virginity.
>then kill myself when I get home
Fucking kek
if that's what it takes, then he should live on forever
>be in your 65k charger
>drive home to the trailer park
>a musician 4 door sedan
Wait, what’s a musician 4 door sedan?
How can a sedan not be a muscle car? That’s stupid