Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/news/updates/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
reddit.com/r/dota2smut/
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

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clips.twitch.
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

First for
clips.twitch.
tv/SpookyFitPartridgeAsianGlow
and also for
clips.twitch.
tv/ExcitedRespectfulWoodcockJebaited

where's the one with the bitches tits out

this one?
clips.twitch.
tv/AbstrusePoorSashimiANELE

i thought this was a nerd wedding

why so many thotty sluts

>Zeus still isnt nerfed
This is why we're losing to PUBG

dota is the thinking chad's game

I'm sure the wife has many slutty friends and relatives.

Was Dota 2 relevant before Tyler1 came into the scene?

>drops for early, pipe for mid, bkb for late
>>needs nerf
you need to be less shit, onii-cahn

One more
clips.twitch.
tv/TalentedNimbleMageWow

feed me dotards

*lifts ur skirt*
clips.twitch.
tv/MotionlessNiceHabaneroFutureMan

that fucking tyler meepo game

that manlet just won with meepo
dota confirmed easiest game?

He picked it up pretty quick for his first game. Already started multi-poofing and blink-poofing. Of course his micro is still garbage, but eh.

*teleports a copy of you behind you*

where the fuck are the posts

LeagueChads literally bringing Dota 2 back from the brink of death

>a banned loltard has more viewers than TI5 champion

>the absolute state of dotards
>the absolute state of dotacucks

>one is actually saying things and interacting with chat WHILE playing meepo
>other is washed up ti weener who lost to peru and doesn't say anything

hmm

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>taco bell
C O N S T I P A T I O N

cheer up vampire poster

I OWN THIS GAME

SAY IT

I'm watching EternalEnvy getting rekt by SEA monkeys desu

Sorry, I'm not into the obnoxious bald monkey act.

>crawl out of high 1k and into 2k
>winrate jumps from 47% to about 60% in ranked
>climb another 500 mmr in a week
>1k is legit harder than 2k
Holy shit dude i thought i was bad at dota for a while there

Dotards can say what they want, but can't deny he's showing this game to a really big audience which includes League players who watch him. I'd like to think a lot of them don't know what they're missing (our hero designs, mechanics, etc.) so when they see it from his perspective it might be refreshing.

Plus imaqtpie and Dyrus said they might try Dota next week.

I'm all for adding some testosterone into this pastry-ass game but how tf can anyone sit through more than 20 minutes of tyler's stream?
by that time you've already heard everything he has to say

Anyone bored feel like smurfing the shitters with me? 1350 Party MMR here. No, I'm not asking for a boost because I can't be boosted, I'm there for life.

I'm simply offering you an experience of a lifetime.

>testosterone
Kid literally has autism, and he's hideous. Idk how anyone can stand to watch him. Its basically dsp.

Why play dota when u can watch dota :(

i just like seeing someone new discover the game t bh, dunno why its just fun to watch

1st for the Reddit Destroyer

So why is every NA Indian (Universe, Ritsu, MSS) actually good at Dota except Bulba?

>late night dota
>distribution is fucked
>lowest mmr picks spectre carry after half of team tells him not to
>he keeps dying to a spirit breaker charge and spamming about we need wards (3 on the map)
>searches deep within the 3k pub retard mind for the go to item to get us back into the game

D O U B L E D A M A G E B L O C K B O I S

Is this man included in that 'good' list?

Double vanguard on axe used to be superb back in the day.

back in the day, but do you really not see the problem with this itemization?

Theebans ok.

he's the top dog in SEA, so yeah

once again I reinstall the game and once again I'm disappointed at how shitty it still is

what the fuck is this zeus aghs shit? what is this new necrolyte? how did this get into the game? what the FUCK is valve's problem? HOW DO THEY THINK THIS IS BALANCED HOW IS ZEUS AGHS FUCKING BALANCED

MY UNQUENCHABLE THIRST FOR VICTORY WILL BE THE DEMISE OF MY ETERNAL SOUL

xavier, that's just Buddhism

>dude things changed wtf!?!?

hownew.ru

>hownew.ru
older than you most likely

I quit this shitty game for years at a time, I just recently came back to confirm my suspicions that it is still garbage

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>how is zeus aghs not broken
2 pipes

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why do you keep coming back then?

How is terrorblade balanced?

>lol tower down in 10 seconds

because he's mentally challenged and has nothing else to do in life that go on the internet and post complaining about something

I got hugs from 2 cute girls, 1 average girl and a sexy milf tonight. How did you guys do in the hugging?

>human interaction

Disgustign

wow I find this really funny for some reasons

like this thing was really easy to miss its mark but it really hit it for me

I've pretty much just fucking had it with this game

I might just start greifing permanently.

Last night I had 3 greifers in 3 games in a row and I'm fucking at edge with this shit.

I know I can get to 5k if I kiss the ass of my teammates but I think I've just had enough

I almost won the game, almost...we got a bad peruvian and should have told pudge not to go mid.

They have been releasing major patches for years. What the fuck did you expect?

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t. toxic player

One does not belong.

post this american meme during american hours, sea thirdies is roaming this thread at this rate

dotards

>adult swim shills trying to peddle literal shit nobody ever watched in random ass places

PPD vs Arteezy FPL

>cast a game
C O M M E N T A T I O N

500 base hp lmao
1.7 str gain lmao
no mobility lmao

*teleports behind you*
*sunders you*

ok, thanks.

Just gotta wait 13 seconds for that linkens to go back up. Not a big deal.

>sample text
holy fuck, how do people make this?

>gets 10 second sunder talent
S U N D E R E D

>implying you will still standing there talking to me when I am done metamorphosing + conjure image up in your ass in 5 seconds

>non-anglos

ms paint

Sorry mate but I just mana drained and hexed your precious images to instantly kill them. Now that you are alone I will finger your low HP asshole back to the hell of hells and back and back again.

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what's the consensus on trust of the benefactor
wait to sell or don't bother?

Ritsu is just disgusting man... Can't he do something about his face?
At least get a better haircut ffs, he looks like a homeless meth addict

This is gay but

I like Dota, I don't play it that much. I like watching it but when I go to Q without friends, I never really want too. I get some weird gay anxiety about it.

If I play more will it help?
Why am I being such a faggot?

I've been watching it more than playing lately even though I have the time. You have phases I guess.

>play support
>be the highest in ranked
>team can't carry or compete against high mmr mid

what do I do?

>queuing anxiety

Yeah its not new

Play roaming support, setup early ganks, pray your team capitalizes on them.
They never do in my experience.

Theeban is a T2 player. Its just that SEA is a cesspool of good (mechanically) players with 2 captain max, that's why the only successful team is always the one Mushi plays on until recently.

He leans more to being an ideas guy like Bulba. Great at coaching (wasn't bad with Secret when he was there), but his actual play is lackluster.

How do I play carry undying?

is singsing streaming today guys?

Fuck this FPL meme.

I may have gone out and had a few drinks or two but I'm nothing if not committed

wait fuck

>ppd is gonna use the fpl to breathe life into his dota career

>Colour of Ritsu's skin matches how he smells.

like a fuckin TURD

the rest, later

>testosterone
The kid's a fucking manlet. Don't kid yourself.

Well I can sit through sing's stream for 5 years

>lich fp/b
>veno fp/b
>NS fp/b
>nyx fp/b
>lycan very strong
>ES very strong
>SB very strong
>Void very strong

literally all my favorite heroes are OP right now. too bad i havent played dota in months.