>here's what's live right now: Orisa - shield is bigger, plasma bolts fly faster Roadhog - damage reduction while self-healing to help survivability, able to move while healing Junkrat - can carry two concussion mines at once, tire is way faster Widowmaker - venom mine reveals poisoned enemies (just like Infrasight), grappling hook recharges faster (also, you can adjust crosshair outline opacity now) >here's what isn't live yet: RIP-Tire momentum nerf D.Va changes Mercy rework (see below)
>What did the devs say they're working on? - Lots of secret back-end changes for Season 6 - SR calculation changes, eventually (no more gaming the system with off-meta one-tricks) - Maybe map voting / rotation someday, after more maps are released - See-through objective markers "soon" - No solo-only queues or search preferences are coming (at least for now)
What's the best time to play comp in EU to avoid children and arabs?
Luis Diaz
A friendly and quick reminder to everyone in this thread that Tracer is a proud homosexual! As in a dyke, rug-munching, pussy-eating, girlcum-lapping, titty-touching, labia-licking, female-fucking LESBIAN!
Thank you for reading.
Kayden Clark
Got the police officer skin today. Now I can finally main Dva.
Jace Ortiz
Lesbians General!
Nathan Sanchez
At night arabs are sleeping and actual children should be too.
Joshua Kelly
I've been playing from 10pm-2am GMT recently but I still get so many Ahmeds ruining my games.
Wyatt Murphy
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?
Charles Thompson
...
Jaxon Perry
I want to turn into a girl so I can have lesbian sex with Tracer!
Carson Phillips
Only advice I can give you is to not play on Console. PC is almost free of Arabs no matter the time.
Robert Cruz
I want to hug Junkrat!
Camden Mitchell
>titty-touching Settle down user this is a g-rated board.
Blake Morris
when you get potg
Purposefully killing yourself>Dance emoting > Saying hello and spraying> Teabagging
Well, he wouldn't keep asking for a titty pad if he was already given a tittypad.
Lincoln Murphy
maybe an image to punctuate a story about getting steamrolled?
Hunter Cook
Is this bronze gameplay?
Nathan Kelly
How can a psychotic explosives freak be so precious?
Alexander Green
>you will never get paid for silver-level plays
Nicholas Adams
...
Luke Green
Mercy's new ult line is pretty bad.
What would be better?
Anthony Perez
i hope that's just an accidental q press
Ian Green
>tfw you plink away at a slippery enemy getting them down to 1 hp >teammate finishes them off >"I got im! all by myself!" >"Good job ______ !"
Zachary Green
a battlecry that is really just loud, prolonged, incoherent screaming that lasts for the entire ult
Robert Price
So... is Mercy's motif based on an angel or valkyrie?
Jacob Adams
Meta
Josiah Jenkins
Reminds me of one time i got potg on FFA because i pressed W and held m1 and got 5 kills over finishing off a bunch of randoms that were at low hp already.
>I have gold in damage and silver in healing when playing one round as Roadhog and one round as Winston But remember, you're the only constant! :) Haha xD
Carson Diaz
Reminder d.va ate another nerf even though she wasn't the biggest cog on the dive meta. Winston will stay around holding m1 and laughing at your ass because reasons. Tracer and genji will remain broken pieces of shit because one is the poster girl and the other is the "go pro" hero.
Brandon Davis
mostly angel, but a bit of both because she's swiss and that's close enough to vikings for blizzard
Adrian Walker
>play comp on main >lose 3 games in a row >hop on an alt-account which is 1000 sr lower >lose like 5 games in a row
now i'm too afraid to play comp ever again
Landon Ward
>talking trash of his team even though he's playing a enemy ult battery
Tyler Ramirez
>torb, symm, hanzo and bastion see 0 use >only junkrat got the buffs to be not completely useless What the fuck goes through Geoff's head?
Kevin Roberts
Remember how during tank meta they kept neutering tanks and random dps/defense while giving Ana negligible slaps on the wrist? Tank meta only finally died when they nerfed her damage so she couldn't fend off multiple flankers by herself while comfortably keeping three tanks fully healed.
Adrian Mitchell
What does the T stand for in T.Racer?
Aaron Gray
Tracer
Luke Barnes
Trans
Evan Flores
Trans
Austin Gonzalez
At least junkrat sees some actual action. Mei only sees pro play as a desperate move to stall point capture.
Sebastian Ortiz
Tlesbian
Sebastian Stewart
I think I've earned the right to trasj talk my team if I outdamage a Soldier as Winston and Roadhog
Imagine being so pathetic that your highlight of the day is shitposting about a character in thread for a dead videogame for 6 hours straight.
Nathan Flores
Damage medal is absolutely worthless user. Unless you're securing kills all you're doing is feeding enemy healers ult or you're 24/7 shooting at barriers.
Cooper Sanchez
most of the time they're worthless
Camden Perry
>things that never happened
Matthew Williams
Because he's like a child.
Christopher Carter
If you are playing competitive, pic related is something you shouldn't be bale to say.
If it is, get the fuck back to QP.
Parker Jones
>tfw you will never get to sniff every inch of bloo's perfect body.
Jeremiah Richardson
In real life, I don't think anyone would take someone wearing wings into battle very seriously.
Daniel Wright
Deal with it.
Hanzo all day.
Josiah Garcia
you can keep him we dont want them in quickplay either
Charles Cooper
>win one match >all gold medals, really played a role >20 sr >echienwalde >we have an attack symmetra and other stupid shit >get gold medals as winston with just 5 kills >lose 30 sr.
Fuckoff blizzard. i swear nobody even respond to me with that "the game thinks you should be lower" shit because fuck the game. It's a fucking lottery wether or not you get a retard potato team or not fuck off.
Adam Reyes
If only she was gay...
Jeremiah Wilson
Sounds like the next character to who blizzard will stamp some sort of syndrome. Either peter pan syndrome or some sort of autism or mental disability.
Angel Lee
Post Jack and Gabe doing things together. Doesn't matter what. I want to see what others might have saved on them.
Caleb Reed
Isn't being mentally insane enough?
Jeremiah Morgan
Nah, he's just a mad bomber
Nicholas Lopez
widow always gave off strong bisexual vibes to me
she's flirting with Tracer in the Alive short, watch it and tell me there isn't sexual tension.
Julian Gray
...
Jack Davis
...
Jace Green
it's femme fatale 101, be flirty and seductive to everyone and everything because your writer doesn't know how to give you a character beyond "mysterious sexy lady"
>"h-hello G-Gabriel, w-welcome home..." Jack submissively whimpered upon Gabriel's return to Watchpoint: Gibralatar >"I-I'm sorry babe, b-but I burnt the egg casserole a-again, please don't be angr-" >"That's fucking it, this is the LAST fucking straw Jack!" Gabriel screamed, slamming Jack's face into the counter >"YOU USELESS WHORE, YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING COOK AFTER ALL THE MONEY I WASTED ON COOKING CLASSES AND THIS FUCKING COOKWARE" *Gabe starts throwing pots and pans around* >"G-Gabriel, I'm s-sorry..." >You're SORRY? You're fucking SORRY? You're goddamned right you're sorry you useless cunt!" Gabriel screamed >"I work hard all fucking night in Blackwatch and then I have to come home to another fucking burnt meal, what the fuck CAN you do? Can you suck dick? NO YOU CAN'T EVEN SUCK DICK RIGHT YOU USELESS FAGGOT!" Reyes said >grabbing Jack by the throat he began to choke while screaming obscenities >"I'm *gargle* s--sor--*gasp* ry" Jack struggled to say >"OH SO YOU'RE STILL SORRY? I'LL MAKE YOU SORRY PUTA!" Reyes slams Jack's face in the still piping hot casserole, he screams and collapses on the floor in agony >"I'm going to the bar with Ana, when I get back you BETTER HAVE THIS FUCKING MESS CLEANED UP AND A PROPER FUCKING MEAL PREPARED FOR ME OR SO HELP ME SANTA MUERTE NOT EVEN MERCY WILL BE ABLE TO BRING YOU BACK WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!" Gabe slams the door >Jack trembles in a stew of blood and charred casserole on the floor >"H-he loves me, I should've done a better job for him" he thought as he pulled himself up and began cleaning and preparing another meal
Bentley James
has anyone got some sad r76
Anthony Roberts
i ain't reading all that shit
Jayden Taylor
you should, it's one of our better copypastas
Cameron Perry
What does a Bloo smell like?
Andrew Thomas
>Play Mystery Heroes >my team starts on Defense >Sombra, Sym, Orisa, 2 Zens, and a Widow >Not bad >Enemy team rolls out with 4 Winstons >4 Winstons >And a Lucio
I never want to experience this again.
Thomas Taylor
Jack and Gabe sounds like a bad tv show call them Morrison and Reyes
Camden Lee
You just replaced Tracer's name with Jack you fucking rip-off.
Kevin Butler
fromage
Angel Richardson
Probably like a corpse cause blue skin is a sign of necrosis.
Anthony Gonzalez
>FFA >3 Genjis >Guy with 1 kill switches to Winston mid-match >Ends up winning
There needs to be some kind of limit of how many times you can kill the same person within a certain time frame.
It's not fair that you can just focus on the same 3 fucking retards the entire match and easily win.
Anthony Edwards
post more friendships
Benjamin Gutierrez
mfw i have no face
Hunter Sullivan
Trash
Nathaniel Butler
Tracer and Winston are friends.
Nathan Lewis
A true ninja, does not show their face.
Easton Kelly
Fucking garbage ass Widows and Hanzos. Why isn't there a hero ban system yet. Fucking delete these shitters from comp already.
how the fuck are you gonna go 3-10 and not see a reason to switch you garbage ass piece of shit.
Cameron Lopez
Just a reminder that if Tracer was real the best you would ever get out of her is maybe a fully clothed cuddle session on a couch
Ryder Price
The Overwatch team dad/mom meme is cancer and so is that awful fucking tumblr art.