/pdg/ -Payday:The Heist, Payday 2, Raid:WW2 and John Wick chronicles General

>play heat street OD
>matt bugs and the helicopter never comes down

Swedish Quality Coding.

youtube.com/watch?v=uxlcK1prrYY
Payday shitposting best shitposting!!!

Raid is dead on arrival. If the Beta is any indication. As things are now PD2UE is a better deal for a new player. Hell even PD1 is a better deal. You get better games for far less money than Raid asks for.

>needing anime girls when you have already sokol in the game

Guys, we can't get any codes if we don't keep the thread up.

Winters did nothing wrong

I need a gf to play PD2 with. Any volunteers?

sure
steamcommunity.com/id/toquina/

I've been trying some builds for crime spree and in preparation for DW, currently 300, things like sociopath for that constant regen but it kind of falls flat at this point. Right now I'm using the usual frenzerker anarchist with the M1 and I'm quite happy with the damage but I was wondering if using infiltrator would be a good deal because % damage reduction which would be better at higher difficulties, is it good?

I'm reluctant to leave that sweet extra damage of frenzerker and end up trapped and without ammo because sponges, what do you think?

Is it a deal breaker if I have a penis?

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Thanks user

Oy vey are you goyims enjoying your new skins?

>page 10

If it's feminine one then not

Overkike needs to get back to making new heists

I would consider that to be a deal breaker 100% of the time
is actually gay though so you two have fun

>Overkike needs to get back to making new heists

We are going to be lucky is we get a new meme heist for halloween, they can be lazy as fuck and give us No Mercy/Diamond and call it a day, also they are going to give us the 2 retard streamers and August but they are taking forever on it

Remind me again why are two literal kikes getting added into the game?

Didn't someone draw porn of her?

who?

Ethan and Hila.
You knew they are literal jews right?

I missed whatever announcement there was.
Is Hila at least a qt?

If you´re into gold-mining and big noses, perhaps this is what you´re looking for.
>Hila was born in Holon Israel and served as a soldier to the Israeli military
>Ethan was born in San Diego California and studied English Literature at the University of California. He got placed on the Dean’s Honor List. Before YouTube He used to work as a marketing executive in Israel.
>The two have an estimated net worth of around $1.2 million mainly earned from their YouTube channel.
>Overkill wasted money funding their money for a lawsuit they got.

>H3H3 has over 5 million subscribers as of mid-2017 and has accumulated over 800 million views since 2011. In a day the channel gets an average of 1.7 million views across all its videos. This in turn generates an estimated revenue of around $3,000 a day ($1.1 million a year) from the ads that run on the videos.
and thats not counting probably they merchandise they sold to youtube kiddies.

wait, they're some streamers? And they're being put in Payday2? Is this real life?

Probably better known as Youtubers rather than streamers.
and yes it started out as a joke, then it got out of hand.

what the fuck man. Do they at least do a lot of payday content on their YouTube to at least somewhat justify their place in the game?

nope, none at all
almir and the other swedish cucks are just fans of their shit

I probably shouldn't be mad at all, but for some reason I'm a little annoyed. I guess there's potential for Hila to get a qt model in game, though I'm not too fond of her voice on their channel.

I need the ugliest masks for reasons.

where the fuck are all the gage edit images? where the fuck are all the payday edits period

also remember when retards said general mcfaggot was gonna get a character model in PD2 and instead we have two hooknoses that have no context to the payday universe

>inb4 they're given mary sue backstories where they stole the entire white house or some shit and just casually wanted in on our petty thieving antics

doge is the only meta. give up and accept or play at reasonable dificulties

>inb4 they're given mary sue backstories where they stole the entire white house or some shit and just casually wanted in on our petty thieving antics
Don't even joke about that because it'll happen. Do you have born to be wheeled?

No I don't have born to be wheeled. I don't have many.
I ain't gonna delete shit

Actually it looks like those two were the only edits I had.

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i got a few gages

i need to organize my shit

>potential for Hila to get a qt model in game
Didn't work for Clover'a VA.

>instead we have two hooknoses that have no context to the payday universe
Neither did Scarface or Wick when they first came along. Overkill always finds a way to make this shit fit in, no matter how seemingly stupid.

>on max settings it looks like a PS2 game
>runs like total ass with obscene framerate drops
>characters are shitty
>controls and gunplay feel awkward
>missions are far too long and offer literally no challenge outside of not being able to shoot properly thanks to bad controls

Is Raid the game of the year or what?

Not until we get those sweet skins for our WW2 weapons
>pic related

pls delet. I want to forget that even exists.

>see gage memes
>can't take him seriously when he's on tv

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Considering all the Sokol porn out there, you can bet for sure.

Thanks for V8VKE

I have JP2HV do you have any more codes

Took the first code.
Thx

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Oi, anyone want gage mod courier? Bought a bunch in the olden days down to one.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
I NEED A ikjhbhbubh

new waifu when?

Truth is, I've been keeping an eye on this general since crimefest 2. I know that immediately earns me 2-4 replies about how much a faggot I am, but I think the status of this thread speaks for itself.

Just remember, slow and painful. I could never grieve... I'll just be more ready for when I walk up to the gravestone than anyone.

And you'll feel the anger I felt back then.

Just one more year. After that, who knows...

>activating aimbot warcry with mounted machine gun

>always lurking
>does not contribute
>instead complains about state of thread

Should I even bother to go through the last five infamies if it's all just +10% exp garbage

don't bother
i stopped at 11 because i just wanted some of the masks

>The game is over 4 years old and has already given everything
>Some don't know that this thread still stands with the purpose of getting Ashley's tits codes and pure nostalgia.
>Wolf is still staying off the dance floor

Does the Stockholm syndrome skill work only if the hostages are handcuffed?
I'm curious about taking it for solo.

>not Ashley's DIC codes

>>Wolf is still staying off the dance floor

NIGHTCLUB HEIST: FAILED

Summary:
You failed. No money will be paid out, all assets have been locked, and any valuables you held have been confiscated.

Civilians must not be handcuffed, basically the skill purpose is don't leave the civs call the police, just is useful for achivements like "We Are All Professionals" or "Hey Mr. DJ".
Aced version is other story.

Did anyone actually manage to stealth Odin's Fall yet?

Yea

Once you sneak through the main gate and into the compound, you start killing guards left and right because no pagers lul
Then you turn on the gas regulators as usual, and instead of using the fancy AA guns, you plant dynamite on the gas pipes since the Odin is still docked without the alarm going off.
Then, escape while the ship blows up behind you.

>start killing guards left and right because no pagers lul
lel, I was wondering if raid had any kind of pager type system.

>trying to farm historical documents for the mask
>running transports fast with c4
>found 1 so far
>keep finding addresses for the train heist

I guess it's to make up for the fact that there's no silencer/domination mechanics.
Once guards get alerted, killing them with a knife before they start shooting is kinda tricky.

Try Big Bank

There's almost always at least one spawn, so you can knock out the side job in 2-3 runs.

I actually just finished after an hour, but thanks

is the mask even any good

I think it's alright, but it's largely up to personal taste.

I'm a sucker for simplistic masks, and fits the theme of modern day bank heister.
Works pretty well with armor, just had to change up the color a bit.

>see a couple uniformed cops standing in the same place clipping together shooting at me
>shoot at them
>the pile disperses and 15+ cops start charging up the stairs at me

how would i create a retexture for a specific character
i just want to give jimmy the russian mobsters' suit color scheme

>have 250 hours in payday 2 over the years
>just now discovered the AI stop key
Please tell me this is a relatively new feature and I haven't been going full retard trying to defend multiple points across the map singlehandedly for no reason.

It's a relatively new feature, introduced when they buffed the AI(?).

neat.
>mfw setting up a defensive crossfire on a choke point with two AI holding buzzsaws

GET THE CUC.K UP

Feature's like a year old now.

What's good, heisters? New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Target Practice: Shotgun (shotgun_100_kills)
- Yeah He's A Gold Digger (yeah_hes_a_gold_digger)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- No More Debts (daily_mortage)
Brought to you by Houston.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

Are you a bot or a man pretending to be a bot?

Its solarpletex, laugh at him

>page 9

How do I git gud at Raid stealth? I can't even clear Hunters on easy.

you dont
stealth is beyond boring shit in both payday and raid
and since raid is just a worse payday, youre willing giving yourself the most unpleasant experience possible

stab everything