/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

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>list of good comm. servers
teamfortress.tv/servers

>Tips and guides

Here's a good one. Play with friends and don't be shit

Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading

Trading is dead

Sites: scrap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf | scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive

Lmao. Competitive

Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil AHUE): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC

LMAO. IRC

irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=j73TomvIvZI
tf2r.com/k28jqsn.html
cakedogg.com/
teamfortress.com/post.php?id=32416
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

at least he included the irc

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=j73TomvIvZI

tf2r.com/k28jqsn.html

im lost, is this the overwatch general

Nah, my guy. This is the GTA general

why is tf2r so shit?

I'm still in the OP pic twice, neat.

Prolly cause they log you out so often

>not in the OP pic
fuck you too biba

I didn't make the drawing, dumb fuck. Take it up with the dude who did

Iunno who did

Viva didn't even draw that, lad.

pls don't bully

fucking retard

Dumb fucks

>trip in the OP

fuck you niggers

Really? A smarter man would have anonymized the tripcodes by now, so most wouldn't see it in the first place

post loadouts
i really gotta do my own version by hand soon, you cant even see my spies rose

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that website was a mistake
nobody cares about your awful mercs
i wish people stopped posting them

Not much else to post or talk about nowadays since the game is so fucking dead, to be honest

then why'd you make an OP for it then?

attention

I gotta keep making fun of Valve and the gullible dumb fucks who think the update was dropping soon

Lmao at you dumb fucks

class intelligence chart greatest to least
>engineer
>medic
>heavy
>spy
>sniper
>demoman
>scout
>pyro
>soldier

class penis chart
>scout - 2 inches flaccid, 5 inches erect, really skinny
>soldier - 4 inch chode that doesn't grow when erect
>pyro - fully sheathed flaccid, 14 inches when erect. penis hole is wide for fempyros to dock with their prehensile clitoral hood as a mating practice.
>demoman - like soldier but 50% bigger all around
>heavy - 4 inches flaccid, 7 inches erect, average girth. partially obscured by pubic fat.
>engineer - 5 inches flaccid, 6 inches erect, uncircumcised
>medic - 2 inches, cannot get erect. castrated and half of dick has been lopped off and cauterized due to a medical accident. can ubercharge own penis due to custom implants on top of the shaft which function as a tip.
>sniper - 1 inch flaccid 8.5 inches erect really really skinny like a pencil.
>spy - vagina

>penis not growing when erect
soldier and demo need to talk to Medic about this

no some races of people have very spongey dicks that are tiny flaccid and big erect and some have dicks that remain roughly the same size when erect, they just become more rigid

soldier is a coon and demo is a nigger so it's biologically accurate

>entire thread
>still no replies
veri good very nice very epic

watch some epic memester reply now XD

pyro is my favorite class

Spy never seemed to be very bright to me, to be honest. He seems like the type of person who acts way smarter than they really are.

there isn't much competition though

God damn it.

what the heck why did MY post get deleted, but not the fucking penis discussion

because you deleted it yourself you fucking attention whore

thread ruined
h*cking fr*ck

i would NEVER do such a thing

Just saw a guy with a golden pan with professional killstreaks. How much is this worth?

where's the REAL thread?

lol

2 refined

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i use the widowmaker pistol and gunslinger and never build anything because being an impossible to hit manlet with infinite shotgun shells is enough

>impossible to hit

try hitting an engineer, you can't
its impossible

Why haven't I noticed this before?

fucking hell guys theres an engineer in my tf2 game and hes teleporting all over the place and i cant hit him help

engineers are my favorite class to headshot next to medics. something about the bright shiny yellow helmet is like a giant target and it's so easy to hit them.

engineer has the tiniest hitbox and most poorly synced jumping animations of any class. you literally cannot beat an engineer in a shotgun fight past point blank because not all of your pellets will hit him since he's so tiny.

>headshot
>engineer
nice hacks fag

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i genuinely cant believe this thread hasnt been pruned yet

why would it be pruned we're talking about tf2

Why would this thread be pruned?

just a gut feeling

roflmao hahaha EPIC POTTIS XD
my favorite class is the pyro

[B]yro

cakedogg.com/

Now I want some cake.

[B]eter

I love all of you guys. Please never stop being yourselves.

love you too user

if we get through the thread with less than 5 replies total i will raffle something
It'll probably just be a ref or something

does that include non-(you) replies

(Voice) Demoman: Ah, nooooo.

no

No, only replies like Mr. 188802916 count towards that

I have the only (You) in this thread, AMA

If we have exacty nine replies I raffu a key.

God damn it.

>giving me a (You)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
3 more and no raffu

if we get exactly nine will you also post more pixel art waifus

No, the rest are porn.

DID SOMEONE SAY POST LOADOUTS????????????

>themed unusual

DID THEY

>tf2g 2016
Where am I?

Once known as "DefencePony" in a past time, i have transcended beyond my past self and have become, my actual name, Cody*. (With a cool little *) Those who have the pleasure of befriending me will be enlightened and entertained. I am The King of the greatest Weapon in TF2, The Beggars Bazooka. I am an Engie Main and I have The Sexiest, Smoothest, Most Amazing Voice Ever to be heard in TF2 and Mumble History. If you catch me in a pub or perhaps in a Lobby you may even have the experience of a lifetime, Hearing My Beatboxing. I am THE King of Beatboxing. I am a very friendly Trader and i also Pub/Lobby a lot, so feel free to join me and hang out!

YOU FUCKING FUCKS STOP

that counts as a reply. one more reply the rest of the thread and no raffu
fuck you cody

:::::::^^^^^^))))

YAMERO

I also unironicaly use the machina and dds together :^)

hmm

Vaccinator was a mistake.

You ddlet that shit right the frick now

You bakas have failed to honor the strongest fairy in less than 100 posts.
I don't know what I expected.

Succu my fuccu

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIIIIIIIIIIIC

DOOOOOOOOOOHKTOOOOOOR

22 posters
80 posts
14 images

Is that a new record?

The vaccinator was a blessing
It's splitting up sets that was the mistake. All Valve had to do was make hats a non requirement, but they axed the idea all together like redards instead

DELET THIS THREAD

Youre moms a new record

Like my 80 kills in a single life as demoman

Neeu wepin ideer

Gunne
+Kaboom
-ded

Wood u

I'm so based. So, which is the best way to actually measure progress in TF2? I don't feel the levels gained represent anything. Then I see golden weapons on some people and I wonder how do I get those?

new news post but it's just about etf2l highlander. don't get too excited.
teamfortress.com/post.php?id=32416

Holy fuck, what the hell happened to the thread? Yasterday you dudes were fine, now it feels like I walked into that abomination of a genral on trash.

Commander Akari reporting to duty~!