I'm tired of living a mediocre life. How do I sell my soul to the devil in exchange for power?

I'm tired of living a mediocre life. How do I sell my soul to the devil in exchange for power?

>>>x might help you with that

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Faust totally looks anime in this image.

They really just need to make Mephistopheles a cute anime girl and add the subtext of her being jealous of Faust's human connections and the anime would be a huge hit.

Surely if you were willing to make such a pact, you would believe that the devil exists. If the devil exists then son does God and Heaven, so why would you knowingly throw away eternal paradise for temporary earthly pleasure followed by eternal torment?

>cute anime girl

more like ara ara milf

Honestly she'd probably be a flatchested loli who was jealous of all the busty human girls.

well it seems like you have the devils luck

That's the paradox of this logic I never understood

Keep that shite

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>I'm tired of living a mediocre life

Then change.

Why does Mephistopheles look like a chink?

Because he's literally a demon

Chinks are devil people?

Inflation's made your soul worthless. Sorry.

>tfw they close the doors of hell because of overcrowding
>tfw forced to spend the entire afterlife as a homeless bum

You have to cut your dick off and put it in the middle of a pentagram.

Yes. Their favourite color - red symbolises fires of hell and blood.

Disgustingly cliche

Well, there's Soul Cartel.

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Curiosity? Plus Faust had a deep sense that isolation and fustration in the beginning that he probably doesn't give a fuck about eternity