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>Official pages
Website: paladins.com/
Forums: forums.paladins.com/
Server status: status.hirezstudios.com/

>FAQ, useful links etc.
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>Patch notes (OB58)
(forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?55181-Open-Beta-58-Patch-Notes-September-1st-2017)

>Steam Store
store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

>Paladins Wiki
paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=qvmzT6CSvg8&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB

>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=a8zkWCiKcbM&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9

>Decks
paladinsdecks.com/

>Account statistics
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>Paladins VIP
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>PTS (Play Test Server):
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>PTS Steam Version:
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>OP Template
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twitter.com/loki_diego/status/908326483302797312
twitter.com/loki_diego/status/907796931010756608
twitter.com/PaladinsStrike/status/908397426406555648
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and smite

me

twitter.com/PaladinsGame/status/908367982908375040

We could be getting a monkey champion.

HOW DO I MAKE MY GAEM LOOK LIKE THIS?

seariously, it would be heaven

Threadly reminder!

xth for /palg/ is a bunch of thirsty brainlets.

Search for low spec gamer.

Acting dumb time is over

bastet skin for maeve when?

Stone tummy

Pls hirez, I would buy it with real money!

This looks photoshopped as fuck. Good effort though.

Did you get an FPS boost with DX11?

it will be the first Ancient Legendary skin

I'm blinded by the shininess.

...

twitter.com/chaosmortal1/status/908320225329807360
>implying there is lore

Ok so what is the significance behind that image? I've seen it posted whenever there is &Smite. Who's that?

Do not pay attention to those select disgusting deceivers among us. My sweetheart would never partake in any such activities described by those people.
I am most definitely her only man, and I strive to improve myself everyday to be worthy of her love, while also demonstrating my infinite affection to her. But do not be fooled, this is not because she is one of haughty nature, but because someone of her unselfishness and beauty deserves only the purest love.

twitter.com/chaosmortal1/status/908320225329807360 related

So is Talus going to be a Maui rip off

So you are the naughty one in that relationship Yingfag?

>Personality = Bomb King, Ruckus&Bolt, Maeve, and Talus
>Visual Design = Maeve, Ash, Mal'Damba, Zhin
/our guy/

what the fuck are you doing
fuck chaosmortal

GIRUGAMESH

Nobody likes you

twitter.com/loki_diego/status/908310479281557504
What did he mean by this?

Pip legendary skin?

I don't know how you got that from my post, but no.
How many times have I said our love is of unmatched purity?

probably just 2 new epic skins

>all these desperate straights wanting a new female champion
Sorry straighty, Paladins is a LGBTBBQ+ game now.
All the new champions will be handsome men and you will love them!

twitter.com/loki_diego/status/908326483302797312
Pirate skins tomorrow?

>male demon
wew fuck this shit

they'll skip right to girl(male), you'll see

But wouldn't that be gay?

nothing gay about skirts

>Girl(male)
>Not Boy(female)

Nah, I don't think so. Maybe a shit for match lobby? That would be new.

Delet this.

>not tomboy demon
muh dik

first time I played with Skye.
I recognize she isn't the best but it was fun for me to roam around and ambushing people and get in and get out tactics.

twitter.com/loki_diego/status/907796931010756608
what did he mean by this?

Pirate Barik and M'koa from datamining?

I'd be down with that.

how come no one is talking about pic related

cause it's fake and was posted last thread

Because it's shitty and fake?

fake and gay

it's fake, you dingus

OH BOY I HOPE IT'S MONKEY KING

YOU NEVER SEE MONKEY KING IN GAMES

twitter.com/PaladinsGame/status/908367982908375040

I want to have babies with Yin

How dare you reply to me.

AND GAY MEN

Please work on your photoshop skills.

Judging by the spoilers he won't be the cliche illusion based, staff using monkey god.

You're a special type of retard, aren't you?

it was not tweeted by PaladinsGame, also (You)

Fuck off, Lener.

maybe skin shaders?
alternate champion portraits?

New Cassie skin.

Can we get a new tank already?

I don't know why we got TWO (2) fucking damages lately.

We get two tanks after demon apparently, Lazarus and Churchill.

tanks are coming next

Churchill better be an actual armored vehicle. preferrably driven by a cute girl

fuck you, there's not enough love for flanks

shiould I be playing this with an ethernet cable?

Let just conveniently forget about other tank, fank and support they has been releasing.

Those shits get skins all the time and Demon is a flanker too, fuck off.

Ash is older than Zhin, Jenos, Lian and Strix, you fucking retard.

D69 PICKS RUCKUS AND MAEVE.

THE MADMAN.

>Maeve in ESL
Now I'm entertained.

So when do I get vip points from my e-sport team guesses?

where can i watch?

When PPL starts.

Youtube and Twitch, match starting NOW.

PaladinsGame twitch or yt.

Splashbrush you should draw Bomb King doing bomb things.

>they don't count because I said so
Uh huh

THICC

My thread

maeve in the meta!

Fuck this Maeve play is so weird
She's just running around poking people without actually trying to kill them

>losing to maeve
Shameful display.

she was doing what flanks do
and waiting for knees weak people or people in 1v1s

Debilitating people so others finish them is a valid strategy.
Flanks who stick around to duel to death often get btfo

Paladins strike is looking good
twitter.com/PaladinsStrike/status/908397426406555648

>make a smurf account last night
>just complete a tutorial and activate founders pack that I won recently because I'm tired and my sleep meds make me loopy
>can't remember my login credentials today

I want Inara to hold me down and fuck me with a strapon so bad

why is maeve suddenly a serious pick if all they did was lower her skill floor

Looks like it

tell me /palg/ is playing skye a bad thing? (in casual)

Characters that as soon as you see on the enemy team you already know that you won't have fun in the match.
>Evie
>Zhin
>new Maeve

I want inara to rest me on her thighs and let me lick her body while she gives me a handjob

>unknown (kitten)
Another maeve skin, or was that raeve?

Cease

I don't know how Halloween events work in this game, will the event map be available after the event ends?

It's casual, do whatever you want.

raeve was dj maeve or some shit

I'm asking because I had this match where the supp (grohk) was shit talking to me the whole match. blaming me for not "doing anything". once the match was over I had 2nd highest dmg and a decent K/D/A score

I hate when there is a Skye on my team because I never know if she is going to suck like most, that being said Grohk is a far worse solo support than Skye is a flank.
As an advice I think that unless you really really really love her, you should learn a character with more potential so when you climb the elo ladder you don't get fucked by decent players completely neutering you in every game.