/v/ the musical: Another dive in the cesspool of autism

It's happening, bitches

>What is this?
An annual collaboration project where /v/ sings about video games. This is our fifth year of production, and we can't stop. We won't stop. We don't even know HOW to stop.

>First-timer's brochure:
docs.google.com/document/d/1d4xzW-_5QoVafWgdaXWOqJRng8bG4GXz8q_Ex5ohJO4/edit?usp=sharing

>How do I contribute?
Write something! Or look in the GDoc for something to sing or edit. Album art is always welcome, too!

>song spreadsheet docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1loF2yfU6os--ZnfVO6nv4ndlcB1cXuWrfbh1O1l-TkM/edit?usp=sharing

>general drive drive.google.com/open?id=0B-h1sOOtAroOflhqZ3BpcHlGVG9jbXlheWgzbERFSW55NWNuVHVlY1djb2tzV1pZc1V2YVU

>meta song list
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1W2b2Rct6g6gZB74HolXL2_o_HvtUgBZyuZRDalzHJC0/edit?usp=sharing

>bandcamp
vthemusical.bandcamp.com/
>video playlist
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAX8JHUJcFR2gh_WG3YJBITuO-tODVCcJ
>general
>IRC
irc.rizon.net #vmusical


>Favorite song from previous years?
>Songs you want to see parodied this year?
>Games/events you want to see sung about?

Other urls found in this thread:

pad.riseup.net/p/NEFhCmp7aBdG
youtube.com/watch?v=t9AAJvQnUTQ
pastebin.com/jLiaa1AZ
pastebin.com/HynhFrK9
pastebin.com/tdKGAEMM
youtube.com/watch?v=p3JYfbu8BiA&t=35s
youtube.com/watch?v=9thvHDskYvA
picosong.com/wwcXN/
picosong.com/wwcfh/
youtube.com/watch?v=9pko08CUsNI
youtube.com/watch?v=HQIR8duKeps
pastebin.com/jAbFwxYy
youtube.com/watch?v=49FWp7WLYKw
pastebin.com/vb7XcHvV
youtube.com/watch?v=848Y1Uu5Htk
youtube.com/watch?v=uAsV5-Hv-7U
youtube.com/watch?v=XPqS_Ohj3SY
pastebin.com/QKK2BnMu
youtube.com/watch?v=ihaiRBjv9Cg
youtube.com/watch?v=HWwos0mM-qM
pastebin.com/Q0vSKiLW
youtube.com/watch?v=UXKIBYnM_9Q
youtube.com/watch?v=MNrei23xts8
youtube.com/watch?v=jGKNaIXtBZQ
youtube.com/watch?v=o3T7-VbfYLU
youtube.com/watch?v=iVXbpp22Vuk
pastebin.com/T6b4FCmh
pastebin.com/v8Wxs5NR
youtube.com/watch?v=fWKA9Zi5-_Y
youtube.com/watch?v=pxh-Hjj8T9o
pastebin.com/spgSfv7j
pastebin.com/YXp3Ut4d
pastebin.com/UvikxSAu
pastebin.com/mZMWnnjn
youtube.com/watch?v=r1M5eEJeT38
youtube.com/watch?v=PfYnvDL0Qcw&t=
youtube.com/watch?v=avekUV61b84
pastebin.com/ADH0nPu9
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

First for the shadow canal

Second for help me write this shit

pad.riseup.net/p/NEFhCmp7aBdG

Have we had a Rockwell cover of Somebody's Watching Me yet? Feels like it'd fit.

>ISP won't let me into IRC

guess I won't be circlejerking this year

Reposting this since people in the /v/ thread seemed to like it. Anyone able to whip up an instrumental?

>Original: youtube.com/watch?v=t9AAJvQnUTQ
>Instrumental: ???
>Lyrics: pastebin.com/jLiaa1AZ

Ernie: Veeky Forums? Hey, Veeky Forums? Veeky Forums?
Bert: /v/, what is it? I'm trying to sleep.
Ernie: Hey Veeky Forums, did you ever think about all the things you like?
Bert: Well sure, /v/, but not now, huh?
Ernie: Yeah but, just tell me something you like, Veeky Forums.
Bert: /v/ I'm trying to sleep.
Ernie: Oh come on, Veeky Forums, just one. Just name one thing that you like, okay? Name just one.
Bert: Alright, /v/, I'll try.

I like circle jerks (Circle jerks?)
circle jerks!
I like waifufags (waifufags)
Waifufags!
I love bumping, yeah (bumping?)
Love bumping, oh yes I do

Well Veeky Forums you know
I don't really like any of those things
but I like (you)s

(Oh, /v/)

I like bait OPs (Bait OPs?)
Bait OPs!
Love to call you cuck (call me cuck?)
call you cuck!
I like arguing (arguing?)
Arguing! Yes I do

Well now /v/
I'm not crazy 'bout any of those things
but I like (you)s

I like to lurk the catalog all night and get some (you)s
(Yeah I know)
I like the tumblr art, especially lewds
I like to go and play some vidya games all the way through
Hey /v/, you know what?
What Veeky Forums?
I like that, too!

I like reddit memes (reddit memes?)
reddit memes
I like namefagging (namefagging?)
Haha,yeah
I like a drama thread
I like twitter screencaps
YES I DO
But though I don't always like everything
That I like
Still I like (you)s

Though I'm not too crazy 'bout you posting Buckley
Though I don't like tumblr
Still we're awfully lucky
'Cause I like (you)s

Can't you use your phone or something

Are there already confirmed kills or glorious returns this year?

The shadow canal in the google doc is superior to the one in the IRC

>having a normiepad

Reposting a song i made last year but never submitted; Michael Jackson's Beat It

pastebin.com/HynhFrK9

I've spotted easily a dozen familiar faces so far, but some of the better singers have yet to show up (singinganon, fetts, anonfag, blackvelvetopia, bari)

I'll be here waiting for any songs I like to get sung and then I'll make a video of it.

Planning on doing this at some point.

pastebin.com/tdKGAEMM

Thoughts?

youtube.com/watch?v=p3JYfbu8BiA&t=35s

I've heard RapAnon might be dead but that's fine because rap fucking sucks anyway.

Feedback appreciated

>Original: youtube.com/watch?v=9thvHDskYvA (Just the intro)
>Instrumental: Haven't found it yet

DEAD GAME BLUES

The game has bombed, and there's no dev at the team
And the servers are all muddied with just 50 lonely losers
And this game blows

The publishers are corrupt
And we've said so many lies
With the streams on and the paid content done

We're trapped in the development of this horrible game
And the game is bleeding to death

The scores have fallen down
And the reviewers are all leering
And the game has flopped at the top of it's prime

It went like this:

Hobby-grade coop campaign
Genre-blended esports
Meta-growth, choice
And epic Battleborn heroes

The IP was going to be worth millions
All gravity-defying combat
Everything washed in a saturated market

I said, "Play with me, it will be fun -
These are truly the last days"

You grabbed your mouse
And we played it
Like a daydream
Or a fever

We woke up one morning and the playerbase fell a little further down
For sure it'll be Free to Play

I open up the game
And it's full of loot crates

I'm not sure if this could go in a freestyle rap, but I think it'd be fun
There's a kind of intrinsic beat behind it, but it's never constant

I'm not returning but I'm here

I'm here, remember me?

Greene is dead according to the shadow canal. But he made a new playlist for this year so it's probably fake news.

how about this picosong.com/wwcXN/

N-nani?

bless you

Yeah, how could I ever forget anonymous? Good to see you're back.

From /v/: luffyanon here, did this version of I Pray to God That's the Truth, Todd.
picosong.com/wwcfh/
Feedback appreciated.

Im feeling it.
Gonna craft a song to the tune of scarborough fair. It will take some time. Anyone else planning on using this?

You've got a nice voice and the pacing is great. Some of the lyrics I can't make out without reading along though, but that might just be the song.

Might as well post this here, too. First attempt at actually contributing anything.

Original: youtube.com/watch?v=9pko08CUsNI

Instrumental: youtube.com/watch?v=HQIR8duKeps

Pastebin: pastebin.com/jAbFwxYy

Gonna post my list of topic suggestions here as well to inspire some songwriters:

>Club Penguin was shut down
>They made a Sonic game that wasn't shit
>Scalebound was canceled and nobody cares
>Nintendo is still incapable of matching demand for their products
>Several games that could've sucked didn't suck
>Mass Effect sucked
>Jontron & Pewdiepie sticking their dicks in wasp nests
>Xbox has no gaems
>Bethesda tries to make you pay for Skyrim again
>Bethesda tries to make you pay for mods again
>Everything has a card game now
>Games journalists cannot into Cuphead
>the "are traps gay?" incident
>multiplayer games being dead on arrival if they're not the next big thing

pretty good

>>Games journalists cannot into Cuphead
honestly surprised that this doesn't have 90 songs already since it's all the reactionary goober crowd has been talking about for weeks

bls explain this cuphead to me

Roll the Old Friday Night, based off of the shanty Roll the Old Chariot
Original: youtube.com/watch?v=49FWp7WLYKw
Pastebin: pastebin.com/vb7XcHvV

It's another one of my acapella shanty songs, so I need to scrounge together a good crew.
I'd need a shantyman to start and lead the verses, while the rest just follow in line, or hold a note during the chorus

That's a funny coincidence me and some of my friends were singing this song last weekend, it's a great one.

youtube.com/watch?v=848Y1Uu5Htk

He sucks, and his defense of it on Twitter was poor (It was an artistic experiment! I'm only good at modern games!)

They didn't know how to write anything good three years ago. I doubt they do now

Meme

Ohhhh so this is what that dank cube meme image is from.

While he's shit, the game actually looks really cool to me as a fan of old steamboat willy tier animation. It's really well done on that front

You don't have to be a reactionary gaymergooberXD to laugh at a faggot sucking at his own profession.

I agree, but those people tend to be the loudest voices because they use incidents like this to drum up 2014 tier culture war

Why are you people talking like twelve year olds? This isn't neogaf.

>Trying to write for hardware store
>I've had to slow it down to half to get the timings right

Weird Al is fucking talented

Started working on one, for the cuphead thing,
not finished yet but its sung to Bowling for Soup's Highschool Never Ends. The 2nd verse will take a bit but here's what I've got so far

Four years and going strong
Thinking GG's still going on,
All the numale cunts
All the feminists
So god damn whiny, Throwing tantrums
Then when there's a new game released
They'll be first to lie right THROUGH THEIR TEETH
They'll say its difficult, that its Dark souls
We thought they would fuck off,
But they had to stay.

The Journalist's are all so obsessed
With who sucks the most and claims they're harrassed
Who can't push buttons, who has shit vision,
who is a cunt and who's pretentious
And they still can't beat ol' Simon,
And they're sucking off their friends,
Everything changes but not always for the best,
Cause they're dumber than pigeons

Yeah, you don't really appreciate it until you try to do something like that yourself.

When's the new /v/ thread going up?

Coming in with a song with a lot of singing for those willing to commit some time.

Marvel Vs. Capcom Infinite Song: "MVC:I" based on Don Mclean's American Pie. Yes I know Nintendo Pride did this song, but they only changed about 10% of the lyrics and it wasn't that well made. I thought this song would be better utilized to talk about the massive fuck up of Capcom and Disney in killing the MARVEL hype.

Original: youtube.com/watch?v=uAsV5-Hv-7U

Instrumental: youtube.com/watch?v=XPqS_Ohj3SY

Lyrics: pastebin.com/QKK2BnMu

try to keep threads going on /v/ too guys
lots of people will miss out on the fun if it's not plainly visible there
I would make a thread but I'm busy recording a song

Next time I'll include five more XDs so it's more obviously mocking of that very thing.

>have game/topic I want to write song about
>can't find suitable song to parody
>have song I want to parody
>can't think of suitable game/topic

Co-op of Tonight, a quartert/duet (+1) based off of Hamilton's Story of Tonight
Original: youtube.com/watch?v=ihaiRBjv9Cg
Instrumental: youtube.com/watch?v=HWwos0mM-qM
Pastebin: pastebin.com/Q0vSKiLW

I've written a duet version of the song, but it also has an ensemble part that can be added for the last couple lines

I think I vomited a little

>have a song that can fit "Overwatch" in well with the chorus
>only know about the game from the shitposting, thiccposting, and the free weekend a couple months ago that I didn't enjoy
I'd be willing to pass it on to someone else to work on
Original: youtube.com/watch?v=UXKIBYnM_9Q
Instrumental: youtube.com/watch?v=MNrei23xts8

R8 and H8
youtube.com/watch?v=jGKNaIXtBZQ
You're seeing now a veteran of the great memetic war,
I've been living on the chanz so long, where the voice of shitlords roar.
And I'm hideous to look at,
And far NEET to see, all the posts are on the inside.
I'm not sure that's there's any game left for me
Don't let this shit go on!
It's time we boycotted it,
It's time we had to leave.
We've been posting all for Bane,
We've been eating up our bait
Oh please don't let this shit go on!
You ask me why I'm autistic, why I can't speak to you,
You blame me for my silence, saying it's time I became a normie too.
But the wars still going on fag,
And there's no where i can go.
And I can't post forever.
about Todd and your shitty waifus,
Don't let this shit go on!
It's time we had a break from it,
It's time we had to leave.
We've been posting all for Bane,
We've been eating up our bait,
Oh please don't let this shit go on!
You're seeing now a veteran of the great memetic war,
My virginity is still intact, and my views are unchanged.
I have used up all my weapons, and I'm helpless and kinda bored.
Fat is all I'm made of!
Did I hear you say that this is victory?
Don't let this shit go on!
It's time we had a break from it, I wanna see thicc rears!
The kinds of /aco/ always tells,
And been sliding all the threads.
Oh please don't let this shit go on!
Don't let this shit go on
Don't let this shit go on!

Just wait until something comes naturally.

Anyone got a voice of an rock angel to do some Kansas?

Carried in my Shitty Comp (Carry on my Wayward song)

Original: youtube.com/watch?v=o3T7-VbfYLU

Instrumental: youtube.com/watch?v=iVXbpp22Vuk

Lyrics: pastebin.com/T6b4FCmh

I've got some re-worked lyrics here. This would be for the end of the last album to close things off, so ideally I'd like it sung by El Pato for the meme. The only problem is a lack of instrumental.

Anyway, feedback appreciated

lyrics: pastebin.com/v8Wxs5NR

original: youtube.com/watch?v=fWKA9Zi5-_Y

>Capcom / Toms / bomb! / dies
>you so? / cancel?
>teen / dreams / fuck
>Internet / fight / delight
>me / play

Those don't rhyme at all. And there are still lines completely unchanged.

>Hiroyuki's Video Games Board works much better than Christopher Poole's vidya games board for Sergeant Pepper's
But, still, nobody's done it yet, yes?

Maybe some musical anons could make a servicable instrumental track?

Respect for great taste in music
Not sure if I like the edit though, we can do better

I don't know about the kike line, can you make it more /v/ related somehow

This year's Hoedown and/or Irish Drinking Song when?

Not on the very first fucking day, probably.

Writing one anyway right now.

Yeah, it's the line I'm least confident about actually. But not much rhymes with white. Anyone have suggestions?

These usually happen during the 3rd week or so

Not sure if we should really do another drinking song though, the last one was already stretching it with the "hey guys it's the same shit again xD"

Some motherfucker make a new /v/ thread already

"If Reddit wasn't shite" would fit but
>implying /v/ is good

how about
>We're just like reddit
>but we think all games are shite

Want me to just copy all the info from the previous thread for the OP

>we're just like reddit
>just slightly less white knights

>>/v/390367007
It's up

youtube.com/watch?v=pxh-Hjj8T9o

Well if we're actually doing this then fuck it, I'll toss mine from last year onto the doc as well. I worked real hard on it and it's very good.

pastebin.com/spgSfv7j

the original doesn't rhyme on those last notes of every verse you troglodyte.

Listen to the original, the first rhyme and the 3rd line doesn't as it is transitional

"With a pink carnation and a pickup truck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the music died"

"Helter skelter in a summer swelter
The birds flew off with a fallout shelter
Eight miles high and falling fast"

Don't call out shit if you don't even know the composition of the original man.

But feel free to point out lines that need changing, I'm open to criticisms.

My thought process exactly

I hope the guy that usually does all the muppet coices does this

Okay hothead, let's look at each of the examples I used individually.

The original
>So bye, bye, Miss American PIE
>Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was DRY
>And them good ole boys were drinking whiskey 'n RYE
>Singin' this'll be the day that I DIE
>This'll be the day that I DIE
Four rhymes with one line repeated.
(You)
>So ...Bye, bye Marvel vs. CapCOM
>All the pros here are just shills and well-paid uncle TOMS
>And the FGC thinks Dragonball’s the BOMB!
>Singin' this'll be the day the hype DIES
>This'll be the day Capcom DIES
Are you starting the see the problem, lad?

The original
>I was a lonely teenage broncin' BUCK
>With a pink carnation and a pickup TRUCK
>But I knew I was out of LUCK
>The day the music died
Three rhymes that then goes into the transitional line
(You)
>I was a smelly virgin awkward TEEN
>With a pack of quarters and Fightin’ DREAMS
>Now I just don’t give a FUCK
>The day the mahvel died
Two rhymes, fuck thrown in there for no reason, then the transitional. But wait there's more!

The original
>And as the flames climbed high into the NIGHT
>To light the sacrificial RITE
>I saw Satan laughing with deLIGHT
Three rhymes again
(You)
>And as the flames climbed high on the interNET
>To light the opinionated FIGHT
>I saw Jedah laughing with deLIGHT
Only two again. And my personal favourite,

The original
>I met a girl who sang the blues
>And I asked her for some happy news
>But she just smiled and turned aWAY
>I went down to the sacred store
>Where I'd heard the music years before
>But the man there said the music wouldn't PLAY
Six lines with the third rhyming with the sixth. I love that kind of thing. And then there's
(You)
>I’d see Maxamillion review
>To see if there was some good news
>Ghost Rider smiled and stared at ME
>I went down to the local store
>Where I'd played the Marvel years before
>But the man there said the cabinet wouldn't PLAY

Seeing what I'm getting at, troglodyte?

Thanks, what did you like/dislike?

Fair deuce, I'll patch up the holes in my mess m8.

Someone just needs to pick a topic to write about. Literally all the topics have been "threads on /v/". Pick a game or a general thread and the I'll write at least a stanza for it

>Literally all the topics have been "threads on /v/"
But that's kind of the joke

Shut up El Pato 2

>Tfw I miss one fucking rhyme to be done
Inspiration why have you left me

Don't beat yourself up about it, you have 4 weeks.

I HATE MY VOICE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Well there's a console war hoedown in the doc now because I wrote it, so that's a subject for that at least. Not sure about the lyrics though, if someone has a better idea for the lyrics, that would be cool.

pastebin.com/YXp3Ut4d

half of these sentences have awful pacing because they have hard breaks/pauses in them

I like the theme & content though

Hows this?

pastebin.com/UvikxSAu

Actually, looking at it now it ain't too bad, although it has some typos, grammar mistakes and bad rhythm here and there that need fixing.
>And far NEET to see, all the posts are on the inside.
>saying it's time I became a normie too.
>about Todd and your shitty waifus,
>and my views are unchanged.
> and kinda bored
> I wanna see thicc rears!
These are the lines I don't really like, either because they don't rhyme or fit well or simply because they're not very good imo. The first one could slide I guess
Overall it's not too bad and definitely has potential. While I finish with what I'm writing I may give some propositions on how to change it

Literally just cut out the line, and hum the tune so that it comes out as 'we're just like reddit'.

We are AAA
pastebin.com/mZMWnnjn

I'm sorry but it was bound to happen.
Suggestions welcome

WE FUCKING NEED AN ARTFAG TO DO THIS IMAGE WITH ALL THE SHIT FROM THIS PAST YEAR TO GO WITH SONG.

Preferably Drew from Scalebound floating there in the left.

Best option right here. Alright, I'm gonna change the lyrics.

Heres some shit i whipped up
To the music of this
youtube.com/watch?v=r1M5eEJeT38
It seems now to me, that a bunch of youtubers are /our guys/,
(/our guys/)
Nothing you could do cause /pol/ cheers all the day to /our guys/.
(/our guys/)
We're sticking to /our guys/ like a stamp to a letter,
Like thirteen year olds they are yelling out nigger,
I'm tellin' you from the start that indeed they are /our guys/.
Nothing you could say could make me behave for /our guys/,
(/our guys/)
Nothing you could post to make me feel remorse for /our guys/.
(/our guys/)
I gave /our guys/ my threads and tweets, and I'm gonna,
You best be believing I will be sucking /our guys/.
As a matter of opinion I think they're tops,
My opinion is they're browsing also /pol/;
As a matter of taste to be exact he's my ideal as a matter of fact.
No MAGA yellin' man could take my hand from /our guys/.
(/our guys/)
No girl(female) could ever take the place of /our guys/.
(/our guys/)
He may not be a nazi-fag, but when it comes to bein' rayciss they are.
There's not a e-celeb today who could take me away from /our guys/.
No Drumpf posting-fag could take my hand from /our guys/.
(/our guys/)
No girl(male) could ever take the place of /our guys/.
(/our guys/)
He may not be nazi-fag, but when it comes to redpillin' they are.
There's not a man(female) who could take me away from /our guys/.
(What you say, Tell me more)
No e-celeb today could take my hand from /our guys/.
(/our guys/)
No man(male) could ever take the place of /our guys/.
(/our guys/)
He may not be a politician, but when it comes to bein' fashy we are.

Also original and instrumental for archive purposes:
youtube.com/watch?v=PfYnvDL0Qcw&t=
youtube.com/watch?v=avekUV61b84

That pacing is terrible. Work on it.

Alright, here we go.
pastebin.com/ADH0nPu9
pastebin.com/ADH0nPu9

>Someone beat me to repost Why is the Vidya dead in the spreadsheet
Good to see I'm not the only one who cares about this song

still need a musical user to compose it because Disney refuses to let the instrumental out because the song is racist.

That's actually pretty fucking good user.