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- Splatoon 2 Map Rotation: splatoon2.ink/
- Booru: booru.splatoon.ink/

> News
- Kelp Dome stage returns tonight at 10pm EST!
- Snapper Canal stage coming soon!
- The Tenta Brella weapon has been revealed and is coming soon! Sub unknown, special is the bubble blower.
- Grizzco Secret Weapons SR tonight at 8pm EST! The SR-exclusive Grizzco Blaster included in the lineup!
- The Heavy Splatling Deco (splash wall/bubble blower) releases tonight at 10pm EST!

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- pastebin.com/h04p6aqy
> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- imgur.com/a/eV8p0
> S2 New weapon stats
- imgur.com/a/NFzgv

>Patch notes
- en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2

> Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- leanny.github.io/splat2/

> List of possible main abilities for gear (contains unreleased gear)
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18ip1HahYq8DRZRgSEXoRqa915aThLXPb79AFF91HCe4/edit#gid=0

> Latest updates on what the Splatnet store is selling
- twitter.com/splatnetstore

> Resources
- pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL
> Wiki
- splatoonwiki.org/

> Loadout planner with weapons, gear, abilities, and stats
- loadout.ink/

> View schedules for stages, salmon run, and current Splatnet gear
- splatoon2.ink/

> View Nintendo Switch online services on your PC
- github.com/OatmealDome/LoungeChair/releases/tag/v1.0.6422.34538

> Add your FC to the list of FC below:
- docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

> List of FC:
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

> Splatoon 1 Artbook
- archive.org/details/TheArtOfSplatoon

NO. Woomy.

woomy!

need salmon

Finger a

I want to rub a woomy's silky smooth tummy!

i want to give a spaghetti tummy raspberries

same

Sex with Callie!

The body is good but the way the eyes are positioned makes this woomy look like a cyclops

N O P E

Woomy?

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need salmon host

You can link FRESH to IMPRESS entries to this post or any of the other past headers for this round. The entry period ends when this salmon run shift ends.

Degenerates need to fuck off.

what happened to that woomy's ear?

>this app update breaking the splatnetstore twitter and loungechair
kek, nintendo getting jelly?

Post squinting squids!

What is loungechair?

read the op

How'd you like the fancy weapon, kid?

>tfw forcing yourself to try and learn every weapon but you already know in your heart what your weaponfu and subfu are

Woomy!

wtf is this

Can we have it every time, mister? They're really good for collecting eggs!

How much longer is Salmon Run going to be up? I haven't had a chance to play at all since it started and I am getting anxious that I am going to completely miss out on it.

19 hours 45 minutes remaining

it also broke splatnet2statink, squidtracks and other programs/scripts

they introduced a new parameter to the login method called "f" and so far no one knows how it's generated. likely from within the app, and unique to each request

you can still view splatnet 2 through your browser (not loungechair), you just have to get your cookie manually from the app now, which is sort of a pain... instead of just simply logging in (and having a script/program send POST requests to generate a cookie for you). plus, cookies expire (which is why the splatnet store bot stopped working).

A little under a day left. Phone app says 9/17, 2AM EST.

Oh thats not so bad, I am sure I'll be able to get a few hours out of it

1 hour is all you need if you just want the dailies

is my wommer edgy

sorry that ended badly ,hope youre enjoying yourself dragoonian

yeah no worries, I'm havin fun

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I don't think anything is edgy in this game?? She looks fresh though

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oh goddammit, communication error
sorry about that kier , should we keep going or nah?

The only "edgy" item in this game is the skull bandana.

we should stop here, my medicine is starting to kick in. ggs!

alright, good games pal, sorry again for that DC.
rest easy now.

yeah lets continue

fuck u let me play salmon run until i start passing out

no worries, see you

What's edgy about using fingerless gloves to operate a minigun?

l-lewd!!! whatever you do, do NOT post more squidbois!

is that a WEENIE

oh ya gotta be kiddin
send me an image of my squid in the square once you're done or something, I'll join ya

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Fun game when everyone but you knows the new map.
At least Salmon Run was nice, I guess.

you'll get used to it in no time, user. have fun!

dont tell me what to do!!

maybe

good night kier :)

I want to suck Mr. Grizz's juicy bear cock!

yamerooo

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please dont make other people read things like this

>all inkbrush private lobby
>moray sz
who's really the fag here

me and you dude

that's not me

>he doesn't like hearts

dot you ass,ruining all my hearts b-baka

keep up the good work, dot

I just went to McDonalds and got a 10 piece McNugget + Big Mac for 5 dollars! Holy shit!! Thanks Nintendo!

You could get 12 nuggets and two burgers from Wendy's for that price, and they'd taste better too

please dont make other people read things like this

he's a statue

Wendy's nuggets taste like vomit.

kinda expensive, was under impression everything is for a dolla tops in amurrican McD

Still better than McNugs

all fast food is shit

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dragoonianyou still up for sr or nah?

I'm callin' it quits for now kier internet's being a real piece of shit and 3 disconnects are more than enough for me.
fun games though, even though we started to suck at the end.

Just basic items like a cheeseburger or nuggets. A Big Mac alone is $4.

done for now, need to relax after those games haha. take care

what the fuck they didnt give me my big mac
they gave me 10 mcnuggets and FOUR FUCKING APPLE PIES
WHAT THE FUCK

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man your internet really sucks maybe you should change providers or something.i had fun ,hope to see you around

gimme those 4 apple pies,those are the only things i like from mcdonalds

I see, thanks for info. One does learn something new every day

I don't buy McD's for this very reason. They have a problem getting orders right

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So what did you guys think of Kelp Dome and the minor changes they made to it

how do you confuse "big mac" for "four apple pies"
not blacking out their address. fuck you stupid spic

I hate it and will never play Ranked when it is in rotation, genuinely worse than Moray in every way

>still took a bite of an apple pie

sucky internet is a common thing where I live, I've been living with it and it limits how much I can play online stuff.
can't do much about it other than to deal with it.

in fairness, apple pie is delicious

All I've played on it is one RM match and after a shaky start the team got it together and we knocked them out. Nobody took the obvious path on the grates for whatever reason

oh my ,im sorry to hear that .hope the situation gets better over there

wait your apple pies look different from mine and im from asia

American ones aren't chunky, we hate fruit. Instead, more bread and sugary filling.

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I want max run speed so bad but this shitty game isn't giving me the subs I want.
Save editing when?

Not the fastest, she isn't using a light weapon.

why aren't you using the dapple dualies?

>we hate fruit
wtf is wrong with you guys.fruit is delicious and the best part of apple pie.

anyways what are your guys favorite game mode ?mines salmon run

Rainmaker and Tower Control are nice.

is this better?

I hate how much fun you're having
yes, I'm jealous

those are not the dapple dualies

Salmon Run, since I've yet to get frustrated from losing in that one.
Also it's just really fun.