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/wowg/ Guilds:

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@Illidan-Horde
@Sargeras-Alliance

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@Silvermoon-Alliance

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I'm lazy so which class doesn't has to track stuff that isn't a bm hunter

UNDEAD BABES

Huns...

>no blood link
you did it, reddit

Sylvanas' ice cold pussy

what do you mean by tracking stuff?

tracking dots or procs

paladin
you literally just push three buttons

What do you expect? Check the """"""""wowg guilds"""""""

but they do shit damage

you didn't ask what did good damage you asked for a baby mode class, faggot

You asked for a shitty class for lazy people.
Either you play Paladin or you stop being a lazy cunt.

>some girl is talking about how much she loves WoW
>"oh what level are you?"
>"I'm nearly 90!"
>"how long have you been playing for?"
>"only 3 months"

>my face as I turn 360 degrees and walk away

>Flaunt my solar spirehawk in raid

>Someone comes with a love rocket

Was she hot?

Enjoy the raid?

enjoy your last months

>have 110 on a dead server
>no gear
>a bit of gold
>but lots of fun memories from earlier expansions

Should I relevel or transfer on a new server?

EPIK!!!! I'M LE PICKLE RICK!!!!

>no dots, no procs
mages: missile procs, fof/bf procs, fire's entire gimmick
priests: dots and also the whole void form thing
warlocks: at least one dot per spec
rogues: mut and sub have dots, outlaw has a proc
demon hunters: havoc might actually qualify. i've never tried it hough
druids: both cat and chicken have dots
monk: ww has procs
shaman: both ele and enh have both dots and procs
hunter: mm has procs, sv has the whole raptor strike thing
warrior: fury has enraging which is basically a proc, arms has collossus smash resets
dk: frost and uh both have dots and procs
paladin: ret has judgement, which isn't a dot but is still something you have to track the uptime of
good luck shitter

So I scrolled through this thread trying to hype myself to coming back to wow tomorrow after a ~6month break and I have to say I'm a bit more depressed about it now..
Do you guys even have fun and play this game? Or just shit post and circle jerk all day?

I have fun collecting pets and mounts
I dont have fun raiding anymore

Yeah, i enjoy it a lot, I collect pets and raid mythic with a nice guild

do you need to have the second legendary researched in order to loot a second? I'm about to research it on my alt but dont want to waste time.

no

Undead have the best females in the Horde

>Blood Elves are tiny, stuck up and anorexic
>Orcs are ugly and are too manly
>Taurens are literal cows
>Trolls have weird feet and no eyebrows
>Goblins are child sized, ugly, have annoying voices and are greedy

why do the relics on argus never ever fucking warforge/titanforge?

>Undead are rotting and cold

Tauren confirmed best waifus

>talking to some female on WoW
>complains how she is lost in the game, playing for 6 months and only level 20 etc.
>asks for help
>tell her if she tells her breast size i might help her
>asks why would that help? if i give her a good enough reason she will tell me

What do

And want you dead.

anyone?

That's why you have to fill them with your fresh and warm sperm

Should I make Night Elf, Human, or Draenei priest? Which female race has better casting and other animations?

just check in wowhead wardrobe, this isn't 2005 when modelviewer getting was a big deal

If you want to try another class or faction you should start a new char.
If you have the money and you like your current class you should transfer.

I think Humans have the best animations, but they're also very boring as a race. I'd say go with Draenei

I love female human casting animations.

Transfer to somewhere more populated, but don't pick realms with the biggest population, because otherwise you're fucked.

Are 34D breast size big?

>but don't pick realms with the biggest population, because otherwise you're fucked

why not? Are they lagging?

So is arms or fury faster for lvling 100 to 110?

It's about average, why do you ask?

Yes.

boobpedia.com/boobs/34D

arms all the way

Pretty big on a normal not-fat girl.

You'll have to be more patient, because you'll have to deal with more trolls, autists, shitty guilds, and other shit. Anyway, if you still want active realm, pick any highly populated one, except the top ones and you'll be ok.

...

I DID IT GUYS

I REROLLED TO ALLIANCE

>Not having 24 110s, one of each class on Alliance and Horde
Do you even autism?

>tfw planned this in Legion
>Legion is nothing like WoD
one day I will get those 10 characters leveled

Bought an ingame suit and hat to impress a girl

Kill me

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LMAO'ing at invasioncucks

do you even own a suit irl

A girl(male)?

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You still need to allocate time to PvP.

>Gain a level once per BG at 260% increased exp
Gee, that was hard.

> still not in the OP

wouldn't it be 320% increased exp?

What addon manager do you guys use? Is twitch bloatware (yes) and what are the alternatives?

mage or warlock?

Asmongold's stream is complete shit now. Unfollowed. He's basically towelliee at this point, pretty soon he's going to be thanking people for joining "the snack club" or some stupid shit.

I was using curse even when they stopped supporting it and started shilling twitch app, one day curse client just stopped connecting and I started using twitch, I update once a day and close it.
Twitch client also is not affected by follow to post in chat restriction, so if you want to call someone a faggot real quick, you can do that.
Wowinterface advertises some manager, never tried.

Hey ERP degenerates on WRA/MG, what races are in demand for a good fucking? I want to be a lewd submissive slut for some gigantic fantasy cocks.

either elf, human
either midget i guess

human/nelf/draenei

magelock

night elf

Damn is Nelf really that loved? I've been Horde so long its all foreign to me.

what is this post
>either elf human
>either midget

nelfs are the most dickable race in the game
>tall
>big and perky TnA
>that fucking idle animation

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>girl in my guild trying to collect every trinket she can
>jokingly say she sounds like one of the fel imps
>get guildkicked about 25 minutes later
>ask the GM "what the fuck?"
>girl told the GM that I said she looked like an imp

I believe he meant "Either of the elves, humans, or either of the short races on both sides are all acceptable."

Draenei are the fast food of ERP
Night Elves are tryhards
Humans are inbetween

>joining guilds were girls are allowed

>Finalu gather enough courage to announce to the guild that I'm into girls
>They accept it without problems

undead

saved you time by leaving it later

Give me the quick rundown on all races, ERP sage.

>Could have easily had 2 new races this xpac
>Highmountain tauren for horde
>Nightborne for alliance
>We got shitty demon hunters instead.
Before you can play them you have to have at 1 character get to level 110 and do a quest line to have them join your faction

We didn't have any when I joined.
The gm started to let some in and it's all gone to shit.

Sounds like your guild is full of retards, and your leader is an orbiter permavirgin.
Be glad you're gone.

>same shit as we have
>new race

you'd be the first faggot saying how lazy they got by presenting those as new races

> still not in the OP

Why would you want 2 new races that are just reskins of already existing races?

It would be better if Blizzard just added them as a subrace option, along with brown orcs, forest trolls, dark iron dwarves etc

>tfw haven't erped with a femsaken
why the FUCK should I continue living?

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Isn't AK supposed to come in on reset?
it actually comes in a day prior, meaning you have to squeeze a weeks worth of lockouts into 1 day for maximized AP

>mfw posting auctions on silvermoon

>met a female with 34D breasts from brazil today

What are the chances its actually a male?

What are the chances it's a landwhale?

What are the chances its a slim thottie with big milkies?

hilarious that nobody knows what gal-o-sengen is anymore

japanese wonder woman musical?

They said that was unintended and it should be fixed with the next reset

>he still plays on Silvermoon

dubs decide what i msg him

proof?