/ss13g/ - spessmen in a murder zoo

Dunno, but it might help people finding this thread interesting from the outside.

If an admin tells you a name is valid and the same name and same admin are present during the next shift, you still have to ask again to valid them.

If an admin tells you a name is butt and the same butt and butt admin are present butt butt next shift, butt still have to butt again to valid butt.

butt an butt tells you a butt is butt and the same butt butt butt admin are butt butt butt next shift, butt still butt to butt butt to butt butt.

soundcloud.com/stephanosrex/honk-honk-butt

>admin tells you not to do thing
>admin is wrong
>other admins tell you not to do thing
>admins are still wrong
>do thing
>banned

Learn from the tragedy of Eloise Chapelle

People with the "I'm right no matter what" attitude are retarded, what else is new ?

>messing around cause I rolled assistant
>me and clown end up in same areas.
>Me and home both get idea to steal hardsuits from eva at same time
>Later he gets the captain's spare because someone didn't care to take it from him.
>Find wizard's body in maintenance and he has 20 points on his spellbook TIME FOR BLINK.
>We walk into armory and grab some weapons
>Get stopped on way out and have to drop everything, just comply for hell of it even though I could blink out and make that shit mine forever.
>Go break into eva after I fix the APC and get a new atmos suit.
>Return captain's hardsuit to sec
>Run around spooking people with blink
>Medbay really freaks out
>Finally end up breaking into sec to steal staff of change and a laser from armory using blink at end of round when xenos and slimes are going apeshit
>can't kill this one and my vision is fucked
>retreat to medbay and take every med
>Evacuate as many bodies as I can to pods and shuttle including the PAI
>Slime nigger on shuttle, impervious to lasers and I'm out anyway.
>He glomps the wrong person.
>I get up and staff his victim into a slime person, then him as well before I turn him into a useless diona.
That was fun.

I think I became a manifested ghost.
You not only healed me from near crit but helped me 1-shot him with that pulse rifle.

Ah ok. Also sweet.

Slime nigger was a wizard apprentice. There were two others, one died uselessly in sec, the other massacred a ton of people with a ripley and a gatling gun and completely fucked medbay. It was funny watching an horror form fighting a wizard with a gatling gun, the horror lost.

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>acting captain is not my captain
he's the acting captain not the real captain
Also he's shit at that since he literally couldn't secure the disk

Make a forum post

Nah I'll just wait for your shitter tears when no one can give access or promote sec in a lowpop round

still no forum post

I usually don't play assistant, I'm usually on scientist/engineer/sillycon

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jesus, top notch story

>Get stopped on way out and have to drop everything, just comply
next line: >Go break into eva youtu.be/QhnsC2V4_0w

>I'm usually on scientist
Not helping your case,

>PJB reviewing PRs again
Why can't he stay away?

>Not helping your case
Whatever my dude.

how do you make being a roboticist not boring after the initial 5 minutes in which you make a few medbots and print out syringe guns

make some mechs and have mech fights

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Mechs, Posi brains, build your own AI and teach it bad lessons...

REMOVE RANDALL CORN FROM CMO POSITION

>Press the nuke button while my core is being drilled
Thanks for wasting the last couple seconds on the other turret!
Slime OP nerf when?

Honestly, that was my fuck up, I wasn't looking at timer for anxiety reasons.

I was also hoping we'd get backup.

What server, I want to go a build maxcap bombs on it.

slimes will get buffs if anything as long as nobody stops that degenerate merging super buffs non-stop to research

Medbay never butchers corpses. If the chef hasn't cleared the morgue, stuff MaMI into the corpses.

WAIT A FUCKING SECOND!? Why the fuck did I not just drill into the bridge and then the AI core and save us all that time?

>links to a knowyourmeme mirror of the SCP logo

Why would a Xenoarch ever need the spare?

That is generally how it's done.
Half the station loot the bridge.

I'll tell you the Sec WR for rushing the spare. 100% WR.

If you program the Magnetic Field in the firing range correctly, you can throw the spare into the trash round start, and pick it up.

>the Magnetic Field in the firing range
???

Why would an Assistant ever need the spare?

Huh. I'd have gotten it by searching the guy rushing the spare.
Your way seems way better.

This sounds fun, mech rage cage when

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Are you the same guy from the last thread?

Who?

ah, una vela...

Why is everything zipped?

Unrobust mechs, not amusing at all

Xenoarch is a job which REQUIRES maximum levels of powergaming if you want to dig up something substantial in rounds which don't last 6 hours

You can dig up a large in ~30 minutes. Give or take 10 minutes.

>not throwing everything but free antag rolls and supermatter in the bin

>it's green
>connection failed
mmmh

IT'S SECRET

Is kudzu still completely irrelevant?

Yes and No.

Borgs and Mechs are still completely immune to it.

But Floor Ripping Kudzu was fixed.
It also destroys walls, and can move through girders now.
Growth Rate was increased. At the Growth cap was removed.

But if you're getting the spare, you're not on the asteroid getting at a large before a miner breaks it.

I would much prefer that to people rushing the spare, honestly.

What's the Trader any% record for purchasing the station

You can do that REALLY quickly if you multibox,

My body lies over the Asteroid
My body lies over the Zee
My body lies over the Asteroid
Oh bring back my body to me!

Noice.

You can kill yourself. That solves a lot of problems.

What warrants such an angry response?

MOM GET THE CAMERA I GOT MUH VALIDS

>dude stop following the rules
Next you'll be upset at people who kill catbeasts.

Virologists with suits get away with free-range monkeys.
Xenobiologists with friendship get away with free-range slimes.
Can geneticists on hyronalin/anti-tox get away free-range rad sickness?

Protip: If you self-request catbeasting, everyone one the ship becomes valid.

No they don't you fucking retard.
if you self request catbeasting to bait for valids killing anyone who goes for you the admins will ban your ass

>colonial marines
>marines winning for the first time in never
>be part of a glorious push but have to fall back to the ship for a resuply and try to find the predator lurking the ship
>guessitwasjustmyimaggination.jpg
>go back to the planet for a second final push that should end the aliens
>predator nothin personells me while Im waiting for my squad, handcuffs me to a remote location and gives me a club
>later after being dead the three fag predators talk about muh hunurable killuh
>died to a stinking predator instead on the battlefield with my mates

Fucking whitelisted fags

Creating additional inconveniences so fewer people bother accessing them.

>lifeweb party is over

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>playing lifeweb

DEFF BOYS, WW@

WHO HAD THE PINPOINTER

I stole it and stashed it somewhere, I don't remember.

sorry :')

>playing generic ss13

do you feel antagonized?

>there are still people playing security who give roundstart rushers anything less than Perma

Reminder the main character DOES finally fuck her in the very end of the light novel and the series as a whole.
That night, the screams echoed through Mahiro's room.
"No!" 56 times,
"Stop!" 23 times,
"I'm dying!" an unmeasurable amount of times.
They all belonged to Mahiro.

>having bad taste in media

Predator are literally the Bayfags of Colonial Marines

I never watched or read the thing, but I know how it ends.

Thanks for the random trivia that nobody asked for in a thread about video games, you're a pretty dumb faggot.

ded gam
ded thred

Changeling verbs are such a pain

What even are a changelings pronouns.

Regardless of your opinion on gender identity changelings are the literal definition of gender fluid.

Yeah, kinda, even though I was a ghost I was really feeling it
Gotta feeling in my feeling

youtube.com/watch?v=IzNGkwGYE4E

Crime may be a social construct, but gender is not.

Beyond that, how you identify yourself has nothing to do with your identity.
Your identity is all the bits and pieces of you that live inside other people.

All changelings are male, (Mr. Omeba, Mr. Epsilon, etc)

You know what, next time I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna ahelp first so I don't get adminbussed by a clown with magical powers in perma, but I'm ggoona do it

If your identity is all the bits and pieces of you that live inside other people, then wouldn't gender literally be a social construct as it is a component of your identity?