/twg/ - Total War: Warhammer General

Manlet edition.

Total War: WARHAMMER II – Lizardmeme Campaign Let’s Play
youtu.be/WzegC_t59f4
Total War: WARHAMMER 2 - Redditrat campaign gameplay and quest battle
youtube.com/watch?v=8J5YEuGnBzw&t=1875s
Total War: WARHAMMER 2 - Low Elf campaign video
youtube.com/watch?v=_mknieWm0P8
Total War: WARHAMMER 2 – System Specs:
totalwar.com/blog/total-war-warhammer-ii-system-specs/

Fag Elves Battle Let's Play:
youtube.com/watch?v=phpMYkFodkE
Fag Elf Campaign Let's Play
youtube.com/watch?v=h7e3jCd62C0

New World Map Full Reveal
youtube.com/watch?v=5vq6EORl57A
New World Map:
totalwar.com/blog/eye-vortex-campaign-map/

Total War: WARHAMMER 2 – Redditrat In-Engine Trailer:
youtube.com/watch?v=k8EQ1KNkpmw

Total War: WARHAMMER 2 – Fag Elves In-Engine Trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=zB6FaGBz0Lo

Total War Saga Announcement Blog
totalwar.com/blog/a-total-war-saga-announce-blog/

Roster Reveal:
totalwar.com/blog/lizardmeme-army-roster/
totalwar.com/blog/low-elf-army-roster/
totalwar.com/blog/fag-elf-army-roster/
totalwar.com/blog/redditrat-army-roster/

>FAQs and General Info
pastebin.com/uGj4AUHR
twcenter.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?2191-Total-War-WARHAMMER-Modifications

Last thread: Sucking big black dick is encouraged.

Other urls found in this thread:

totalwar.com/blog/lizardmeme-army-roster/
totalwar.com/blog/low-elf-army-roster/
totalwar.com/blog/fag-elf-army-roster/
totalwar.com/blog/redditrat-army-roster/
strawpoll.me/13957866
pastebin.com/gZ1T9VCN)
youtube.com/watch?v=8TRyY2zuqHI
reddit.com/user/HugobearEsq
youtube.com/watch?v=SQm7xkeIGTU
twitter.com/AnonBabble

first for gobbo

LOVE ETERNAL

hmm why aren't these "regiments of renown" on steam like all the other DLC?

>mfw reading last thread

>Sucking big black dick is encouraged.
??????????

Total Biscuit is GOD. kneel you shits. le cynical brit xd

the CA stream was quite fun. Saurus warriors seem pretty fucking based.

wtf is with the 0 skele / zombie picture posted whenever g o b l i n s does his thing

HE confirmed for cuckolding

you get them from total war access pleb

>this thread

so we've thrown the oars overboard on the way to the waterfall of shit straight off?

So apparently Morathi's servants are Doomfire warlocks. Cool cameo.

so they can datamine your information from their botnet

Warhammer 2 might be the worst TW ever in terms of cost=quality

I wouldn't have a problem if it was an expansion, but this is by far the most stale and bad new full priced installment in the series.

NO
BLOOD

>Saurus warriors seem pretty fucking based.

Yeah, I think they're supposed to be one of the best "basic" infantry units in the game. I haven't seen their stats though so I don't know exactly where they rule and where they suck.

>that event pic at 41:26 on the co-op dark elves campaign

You are a member of the Free Company Militia, and you in particular are a mercenary hired to help protect the borders of the Empire from her enemies. It is because of this duty that you find yourself in Ostermark, camped at the border of Sylvania due to a recent diplomatic fallout between the count Vlad von Carstein and the Emperor Karl Franz. Sitting and waiting is hardly an entertaining way to pass the time, so you find yourself rolling dice and exchanging tales with your fellow mercenaries over mugs of unfortunately warm ale. After one such mug, you rise from a fallen log and stumble to the edge of camp to relieve yourself. You're halfway finished when you finally notice the movement in the bog water at your feet. The movement turns out to be a group of filthy rats, their tails somehow locked together and entertwined, thrashing about and chittering angrily.
You pull up your trousers and swear an oath to Sigmar under your breath as you hear the bells of distant Templehof sound the hour with four tolls.

>start shitposting like a faggot last thread during the stream
>get mad when other people start doing it

pathetic

>No empire

good lad

>no PUBG
youre such a shitter

for full price maybe. but for 36% off it's worth it. at least for me

And you payed for it. Fuck off cuck.

>durr I hate this game
>buys it anyway

Yeah, they mentioned that near the end of the stream that the cold-blooded fuck machine peters off mid / late game on their basic units, similar to dwarves I guess.

Teclis seems to look at you and say something like "Don't you think that money could had a better use?"

lel (pronounced leel)

>10 days

TWW2 Power Ranking according to stream:
>murder machine
Dark Elf
>extremely powerful
Lizardmen
>can be powerful under some circumstances
Skaven

>powergap

>cumdumpster
High Elf

In my shit hole this dogshit game cost 30$ and thats alright idk why u whining about that

10 MORE DAYS
GIVE IT UP FOR 10 MORE DAYS

Keep going m8
God knows we need some posts that isn't autistic raging about one thing or another.

Same here.
Even if Wh2 turns out to be shit (which it won't) I still won't refund it.

I'm going to play as Skaven first and there's nothing you can do to stop me, manthing.

Shit, new thread.

It changes as much as Attila with much bigger faction differences, it's really the better pick over tww1 as well in terms of value and gameplay. No one is gonna take this seriously so long as you haven't played the game since it's obvious you just don't want to pay for it.

>complains about state of the thread
>makes a garbage post

imagine being this retarded

Someone have the third version ?

>turns out to be shit
Well that certainly will be until first patches but i get used to it sicne Empire

>but for 36% off it's worth it

Where did you get it at a nice deal? It's listed as full price for me in Steam.

is mr asscancer still streaming?

Man-things, dead-things, beard-things and pointy ear-things all a SHIT-SHIT.

yeh.

isthereanydeal.com

the british pound is fucked, hence why

took a break from WH to play some Attila. desert kingdoms are so fun

But game is dogshit

CA is an English company.

Whatever cumslut

I agree, I've had more fun just with the desert kingdom factions alone than with the whole of Warhammer.

where's your missus dreadlord?

I wonder who could be behind this scheme...

Certainly not near your limp cock

that's a dreadlord(male) aye?

...

>Well that certainly will be until first patches but i get used to it sicne Empire
wait what?

>totalwar.com/blog/lizardmeme-army-roster/
>totalwar.com/blog/low-elf-army-roster/
>totalwar.com/blog/fag-elf-army-roster/
>totalwar.com/blog/redditrat-army-roster/

>all this shitposting this and last thread

vote to end this insanity:

strawpoll.me/13957866
strawpoll.me/13957866
strawpoll.me/13957866
strawpoll.me/13957866

But is it truly gay if it's an elf?

>only 3 choices

DELET

>shitty 2 second edits

the absolute state of darkie elf players

>salty helf faggot

Atleast she doesn't cry after dicksucking

>Lizard"""""men"""""

>high elves not on the list
This is an elven trick.

>cancer polluting the thread was a subhuman weeb all along

not even remotely surprised tbqh

Daily reminder.

Nice

What did he mean by that?

>whining about anime on an imageboard founded to discuss it

bruh...

i just want the helf trailer, none of this gameplay crap
i hope they're making it good and not like the rushed shitshow of a skaven trailer

I thought newts were meant to be really intelligent and can do tricks?

>the autistic idiot spamming high elf hate was a redditor all along

really activates my almonds

sorry for your shit taste

>rushed shitshow
>not the best trailer yet up there with battle for black fire pass

you'll love the high elves trailer.

For fucks sake OP get your shit togehter. You're missing pastebin (pastebin.com/gZ1T9VCN) and have embedded embeds. It's not rocket science.

>most intelligent of all amphibians

That's like being the least retarded kid in special ed.

posting a picture of a cute girl so people will read it

youtube.com/watch?v=8TRyY2zuqHI

embeds are good culture

reddit.com/user/HugobearEsq

holy shit, going through this autismo's feed is surreal

I can't fathom having that much pent-up autism

>Tfw can't import desert kingdom models for warhammer araby

How about you join him and you stay in reddit

fixed

based reddit spy outing high elf hater as autistic redditor

where?

the average IQ of a lizardmen player is room temperature so that's quite accurate

>him

we all know it's you, hugo

you have to go back

...

...

B A S E D

...

*after the day 1 patch

>inb4 lizardmen players move their battlestation to Mercury and use the Fahrenheit system.

nnnNOOOOOOOOO

>big thing can eat a small thing
>youtube.com/watch?v=SQm7xkeIGTU

How do you like this faggot?

S C H E M E S

>Tomb Kings still not announced.

>high elf hater is an autistic redditor weeb

you will die first on the day of the rope