/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

i miss the guy posting naga biting a fish

>this draft by puppet

why his mission was fulfilled

How do you feel about casters draining the energy from a game when one team has an overwhelming lead and just sound absolutely despondent about a game as if their dog just died.
Lyrical is no.1 guilty of this and every cast just turns clowny...I don't know, I don't think this is how a cast should be done.
I don't think they should fake-hype it but I get it, a game is going bad for a team so don't just turn it into "oh, hahaha how are they going to come back from this, help me Steven, what about [1% wombo combo play] to turn it around?"

Zeus is so satisfying to play in this patch, you don't even fall off lategame and blow shit up with aghs refresher. Literally un-facetankable hero unless you're AM or Huskar, if you don't build bkb and/or hood your shit is fucked.

twitch
.tv/beyondthesummit

Navi vs. Empire

>sand king will never be a good offlaner again

>picks necro
>copys NA and picks Ench and Tusk
>last picks Doom
wow so fucking good

How do I get a low MMR gf?

...

>NA picks
>implying NA ever created anything original ever

L M A O
M
A
O

merlini invented jungling and metaforged many other aspects of the game
but you're just a brainlet /pol/face shitposter

>Dies at the end anyway

Literally every strat in dota was invented by Bulba

>there are NA cucks who actually, unironically, honestly believe this

>eurobaby is still mad because he doesn't have someone who is genuinely passionate about the game and his native scene as Grant
stay cucked, good luck avoiding brown people in your """countries""" lmao

"Steve Feak, also known by the nickname of Guinsoo, is an American game designer, and was the previous designer of the popular Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne custom map Defense of the Ancients.[1]
Feak attracted the attention of the game industry and Riot Games, when his mod, known as Dota-Allstars, was played by 10 million gamers. He began this project while studying computer science at the University of Wisconsin. Feak has since been employed by Riot Games as a game designer for League of Legends, a video game inspired by his previous work."
yeah user, we didnt invent much, just the moba genre
now apologize

>pick support
>lose

I'm never listening to reddit again

>56% """"white""""

uuuhh dota existed before all stars and guinsoo user

The fuck is it based on? Is it original?

Are you actually taking credit for creating the abomination that is LoL?

YOU should be apologiSing to US.

>Matchmaking is currently unavailable due to maintenance

Is it happening?

desu most of the fatties I see in burgerland are more disgusting than the average shitskin

>Why has the term "Carry" been phased out?
Where has that happened?

What are the big team changes after TI? I saw that zai left EG. Asian teams need not apply.

Rtz is playing with OG now, was supposed to debut earlier today but opponents ff

>Broodmother lvl 20 talent: +14 Spiders Attack Damage
>Broodmother lvl 25 talent: +225 Spiders Health

>Nature's Prophet lvl 25 talent: +550 Treant Health, + 36 Treant damage

Icefraud???????????

is the BP still active?
I need one last quest...it still shows up in the game but is it working?

>Rtz is playing with OG now

what? Tell me this is shitposting

Yeah. Resolution is playing for OG though

It's shitposting, it's Resolution

moana
youtube.com/watch?v=cPAbx5kgCJo

I NEED MY FUCKING CHAT WHEEL SOUNDS

>flat beer
>american cafeteria tier turkey dinner
gross

Is it turkey or ham?
Mashed potatoes with gravy
brown fuzzy crunchy things
and green vegetables...pickles maybe?

what the fuck i tough omar was muslim
its funny how the only relevant romanian player is muslim syrian refugee

>w33 drinking alcohol and eating bacon

How haram

its European thanksgiving dinner, the contrarian bastards eat ham instead.
pickles? brown fuzzy things? its stuffing and artichokes you fucking autist

>Going support
>Ever
>Listening to plebbit
Everything wrong with you. You only go support if you have absolute retards in your team (or if the average is way above your mmr) and even then you last pick support that counters the enemy core that will win them the game or you pick a greedy support that can clear waves and solo push. If possible you'd go a roaming support to secure lanes like earth spirit, earth shaker, etc.

What the fuck is thanksgiving

t. european

/d2g/ in the back

how the fuck do yuropoors not know about brussels sprouts
they are literally named after a eyuropoor town

>its European thanksgiving dinner
There's no such thing as a "thanksgiving dinner" in Europe, we don't have food holidays

What is stuffing?
I've never eaten artichokes before in my life.

celebrating genocide of native americans

>european thanksgiving
and people replied to this unironically

baka newfags

what exactly is a "food holiday"

>its European thanksgiving dinner
Have you forgotten that w33 and reso lived in america for the last 18 months

Are they brussel sprouts or artichokes, I need a unanimous decision here because I know how you guys love half-assed voting practices to decide important stuff like electing the leader of the free world

>tall
>fucks whores
seems right

A holiday centered around food, like thanksgiving for Americans

they are brusselS sprouts

so Oktoberfest?

i don't get it
is fata the offlaner or ace?

>so Oktoberfest?
No, it's not a holiday?

Artichokes. 100% artichokes.

I always envisioned /d2g/ to be small skinny and cute but with a massive chip on their shoulder

>these false flag posts
its like im really on /v/

me in the middle

in n out

they are hooked for life now

so german unity day isnt a real thing
ok

>waited for 2 hours to play dota because i kept getting a message about "server maintenance"
>just realized it was because i was trying to queue for international ranked after it ended

god damn it

who th fuck is imaqtpie?

Some league ogre

literal brainlet tier

>German unity day is about going to Octoberfest and consuming food
I'm retarded, how could I forget that?

"league champion takes on poor mans league of legends"

DOTARDS
UTTERLY
EVISCERATED

me on the right

Just started playing dota a month ago, wanted to say it feels amazing being part of PC master race. Great to hang with the bros in d2g

>mk comes out
>gain 400 mmr
>dueling fates comes out gain 800 mmr since it will have twice the broken heroes

cant fucking wait to hit 5k

Welcome to the club bro XD gaben bless!

badsingsing from league
he often plays with four other guys who can qualify as badbadsingsings so that makes their stream as entertaining as one and half singsing streams

So no patch until tuesday, assuming there will be one.

That makes no sense user. You will only be able to play the same number of games before the patch hits and nerfs them both. In fact you are less likely to climb since you can only lock down one new OP hero and the other team can grab the other one.

>navi play a team that aren't tier 3 shitters
>they're struggling

Consider that they set the date to coincide with the end of oktobfest. I'd would agree you're retarded.

Any mental gymnastics you perform to prove otherwise can just be applied to thanksgiving

I'm guessing there won't be one until Thursday, while the whole community slowly goes insane

Who's Topson?

>Illidan goes in while rest of team is running away
hm...
I'm sure its all his teams fault though

>implying I wont play twice the amount of games
>implying I wont choose the stronger hero every game I have first pick and out play them when I have to get the shitty hero from 2nd team order

I will literally climb out of this trench of rtz wannabes that throw and destroy items. You fucking watch

look user i'm an american and not that german you're replying to

but don't you fucking dare lump thanksgiving, the second greatest holiday god has blessed america with (besides christmas obviously) with some german alcohol fest. thanksgiving is about consuming as much goddamn turkey as humanly possible in close proximity to relatives while interacting with them as little as possible. then you take a nap with the cowboys on the tv.

no german holiday could EVER be as about food as thanksgiving is

you WONT GET NEW HEROES UNTIL DECEMBER YOU FUCKING NEW FAG

stop watching tier5 qtpie is strim dofuckingtards!

>wake up
>no patch

So why has Illidan completely failed to obtain any farm at all?
Could it be that he's just not that good?

americans are so fucking disgusting

If you cared that much then you could have gained 800 when monkey king came out. Saying you will gain twice as much MMR because there are 2 new heroes is incorrect.

wtf im a black nationalist now?

climbing that fast got boring, I literally did not want to play anymore. Its like necro this patch, so ez to gain I dont even want to play. With two heroes I will not get as bored as quickly as I did with monkey. This is logistical fact

>this enchantress in secret's game
literally unkillable, he should get a shivas radiance and carry the game himself