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This is a couples only thread. Singles will be executed on sight.

eep

Will I be spared if I'm a couple's third wheel

What did Moses do to his knee?
Hebruised it!

>says couples
>posts siblings

Does this work for you?

Post your chocobos, please. Preferably wearing a cute barding, if it's not too much trouble. I need help deciding a color.

didn't they have the same last name and everything? Does he really deny they dated?

Do it

shana never cucked me

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me either desu

does he admit to dating Godspeed and getting cucked?

>Love

what is it, really?

please be my gf(boy) i want to love you

user from last night, are you there?

Another fairy tale...

Filly why do you have an obsessive lover itt now

ugly

Don't do that, though.

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Do not support the lame shitposter OP, everyone report and move now!

you can't just do that, especially when the thread was made on time, you big dumb fucking idiot retard

I can't do that, sorry user
It's probably just another meme in the sea of them

Those look like super cute couples to me user

>Singles will be executed on sight
Get the axe, boss. My neck is ready.

Why does everyone run away from my dragon sight? it gives them damage...

Transfer and give it to me, future wife.

Post meowboys now.

They might not be familiar with it. I certainly would be unnerved if I got leashed to another player for unknown reasons.

When do I get some decent looking armor, I hate this dumb stuff they're giving me.

Fuck you woofboys are go.

donyot trust meowbois

How do I get leashed to another player

I'm having a really hard time being satisfied with a glam for my first male toon

But i already have friends on relaxteus! i can't just leave them...
Oh they might think it's a harmfull mechanic or something, i'm not sure why i didn't think that before, i guess i'll just tell them it's actually a buff if it happends again
Like this!

>can't pet chocobos in stables
SE, why? Why must I be denied at every turn?

Are there any gear pieces that have the same model as this NPC's pants?

What are some good glamour swords for DRK? I usually just keep using the yokai one, but it fits the rest of my outfit, which doesn't make it look too goofy.

Chocobos must be petted on the wilds

>player mounts up and runs away before I can pet their bird
Every damn time, the absolute heathens.

can you stop your autistic thread war and keep your trip on? you're turning into another liora

This lizard wizard rides alone

glamour the body armor and the gloves away

I'm here but I'm unavailable. I'm not available often. I intend to keep my promise.

Who male(male) here?

>Making a thread with the same filename of a yshtola pic I posted threads ago, multiple times
>Then trying to frame me with it
I think you're obsessed with me user

B-But then there would be nothing covering the chest?

autism time!
>be in ul'dah
>roe walks up to me and says they life my f-list
>we talk
>both of us are into doing rp that leads into erp instead of just erp erp erp 24/7
>decide we want to do some rp together
>its too late to do it that night so we plan it for the next day
>they have a raid 1 hour after i get off work, so i rush home and we rp for 30 mins before their raid starts
>start a short scene
>their character is completely lifeless
>starts conversation about weather, i try to bring up more exciting topics, but they shoot them down and continue talking about weather
>conversation is going nowhere
>somehow their character begins to believe my character is a pathological liar based on some misunderstanding about text
>try to IC smooth things over by offering them a drink
>they refuse, tell me they dont drink, and just abandon the scene with their character walking away
>tell them i don't think its going to work out, remove them from discord and in-game, wish them luck with their raids and future rp
>now they won't stop spam friend requesting me on discord and whispering me in game trying to get me to explain
send help

We could use more male(male) here.

does this male (male) like to fill other males (male) ?

tfw temped to try a male character but i know i'd miss looking at a cute girl

50-60/msq roulette anyone? aether

>black
>dark purple
>light purple
>dark blue
>red
>green
>gold
>grey
>white
>this absolute lack of any color coordination

absolutely disgusting

Hey it's actually just like Liora, he's even got boogeymen imposters to blame everything bad on

I am 100% straight

Dont do it user you'll miss her

>be someone who undercuts by 1 gil
>the cheapest at the moment is 1489

That's why I won't. Maybe on my alt.

his shit eating grin suggests he's playing hard to get

Will you be available tonight or should I just log.

that's the catboy way, fuckboy, now undress yourself and post those lickable abs before i really get mad

you should ALWAYS undercut by 1 gil

Log out. I'll try to be there tomorrow.

I'm not really into making slutglams.

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>color coordination = slutglam

Highlanders!

It's a single chestpiece, there's nothing to coordinate

Where are the Au Ra(cute)?

post ass

I think this is harassment!?

>Lightning hair

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Only sluts coordinate their colors. It's how they attract mates. Everyone knows this.

>that "blush"
jesus dude

Youre going back on your promise, but ok I guess.

Wanna hang have a secret rendezvous on another server user?

Highlanders.

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Most people seem to think undercutting by 90% is the way to go. Or just flooding at vendor price.

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Post comfy

>Only sluts coordinate their colors.

i'm not a slut

I can't think of a decent alcohol pun name for au ra. Post em anyway.

Nothing else really worked. I'm not a big fan of the nose-bridge/forehead scales on face-4. I prefer long-ish hairstyles, and I'm not the biggest fan of Hime-cut

Highland

Why do you need an alcohol pun?

getting ready to get stuffed?
be careful to not hurt me with those fangs while you suck me

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Because I want to see characters with drink, and I've already gone through the other races.
You've obviously had a few too many. Hope the morning after isn't too bad.

That's a fit ass

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No I'm not. Don't give me a reason to.

Oh.. better? Best I could do real quick with my limited creativity

Do male players think this is an unusual experience?

yes welcome to the autism corner.

Fine. Ill ask again tomorrow around the same time then I guess.

Uhmm...yes?
I can't tell who was autistic, him or myself, or both of us for trying to rp

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