Holy Roman Empire

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ITT we come up with a more descriptive and accurate name for the "Holy Roman Empire".

Memetic Confederation of German States

>Große
>Germaniun

dat's all dat it is

>be in class at France in the 1700s
>writing class
>cheeky cunt of a professor starts talking about the Holy Roman Empire
>"it isn't even any of those things"
>stands on desk
>"if it were really Holy Charlemagne would knock me down right now"
>Austrian Grenadier stands up
>punches Voltaire in his face
>"Charlemagne is busy protecting my friends fighting the Prussians. He sent me in his place though"
>French students start clapping and chanting "Oui Charlemagne"

Holy Ramen Empire.

Holy "Let Me Tell Some Stupid Bullshit That These One Boy Fuckers Who Made an Empire Enslaving Other Boy Fuckers Once Did to Make it Seem Like My Argument is Right in Some Form or Another" Empire.

>A pagan French Muslim humanist professor and heretic was teaching a class on Voltaire, known cunt
>"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Voltaire and accept that the Holy Roman Empire was a mere meme, even more so than Polish independence!"
>At this moment, a brave, Austrian, pro-HRE grenadier who had served in 1000 battles against the Turks and Prussians and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the Holy Roman Emperor held up a map of the Trajan-era Roman Empire.
>"How old is this empire?"
>The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "it's gone, you stupid German."
>"Wrong. As you can clearly see on this other map, there is still a ROMAN empire in central Europe. If it gone, as you say... then this would be labeled Germania."
>The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of "Candide ou l'Optimisme". He stormed out of the room crying those French crocodile tears. The same tears they cry for the "poor" (who today live in such luxury that most can afford cake) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving royalty. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Franc-Francois Francierre, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist humanist professor. He wished so much that he could turn to the soul of Barbarossa for encouragement, but he himself had insulted him!
>The students applauded and all labeled the empire as Roman that day and accepted Charlemagne as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Quaternion" flew into the room and perched atop the French flag and tore it. "Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser" was sung several times, and God himself showed up and proclaimed Francis II his representative.
>The professor lost his position and was fired the next day. He died of syphillis and was tossed into Seine and then the lake of fire.
>Deus Vult

Confederation of Semi-Autonomous German/Czech/Italian/Dutch duchies and counties and principalities and one (1) kingdom

He gay

"The one that got away empire"

Shithole

The German Sperglands.

Ungodly Clusterfuck of Krauts

Holy SJIT empire

A pile of shit

Heretical German Confederacy

Germanic union

Semi-Feudal Federation of Mostly Somewhat Germanic Populated Principalities in the Greater Area Between The Rhine and The Baltics

European Union

Dastardly Teutonic Covenant

Wicked Barbaric Federation

Sacrum Imperium Romanum Nationis Germanicæ

Saint-Empire romain germanique

Pretty cool name desu

Unholy German Federation

fund it

Honest question: does Veeky Forums know about Eusebius, Daniel and the reason why the translatio imperii was important to people or is everybody just memeing about this?

Poor man's Germany

blasphemous germanic abomination

"Everyone is a Monarch"land

9/10

>The same tears they cry for the "poor" (who today live in such luxury that most can afford cake)

>Unholy
>Germanic
>Empire

Guess it's just memes then.

bump bumpan bumpire

>Unholy
>Germanic
>Confederacy

>Treacherous
>Germanic
>Clusterfuck

>meme
>state
>confederation