Imagine being Darren in that stream and having to be all like "damn, Warhammer 2, you look fine, all nice with your nonexistant lighting and horrific graphics. I would totally play with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is play another 16 turns of medieval 2 in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Darren and not only sit in that chair while Joey flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she complained about the chat. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone in chat tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, WARHAMMER 2 LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been playing nothing but a healthy diet of real strategy games and later alleged leaks for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Ireland. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on casuals stomach as they struggle with a game made for babies, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in this "visceral (for that is what they call it)" gameplay, the gameplay they worked so hard for with designers in the previous months. And then the heads call for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Darren. You're not going to lose your future streaming career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Kayden Gonzalez
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Ayden Sanchez
>Imagine being Darren >that >Darren
0/10 pasta
Jack Barnes
>restrain myself to get Warhammer 2 so I don't fuck up at Uni >The camapigns look more and more fun
Carson Bailey
Sup virgins
Julian Watson
>The camapigns look more and more fun
Throwing rocks in a pond looks more fun than this
Aiden Ortiz
how old she is? 27? look like she already hit the wall
Christopher Foster
WE'Z CAN'T LET DIS BIG FELLA GET TO DA WALLZ SURVEY GITS, TIME TO EARN YER TEEF
Lincoln Rivera
Women get to enjoy 20 years of absolute privilege, but damn does time hit them like a truck
Chase Barnes
She just don't have enough makeup
Jackson Jenkins
she looked better in the miniature cam
Jordan Gonzalez
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
Dogbert is known to be THE most hung guy in Creative Assembly possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival Attila the hun and Vlad von Carstein . im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed graces pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with dogbert barely able to force it past the knob, and gracw moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on liams throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria... I bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
Robert Hill
>not ditching uni to play warham 2
I can't take thurs off, but I'm taking friday off.
Thomas Young
Does anyone else think it's funny that Darren has been shilling harder for WH2 now than he was when he still worked for CA?
Lucas Walker
22 according to her website linked on her twitter
Cameron Lewis
Do i make the purchase or wait for more of the flc to unlock first?
Charles Gutierrez
oh my that's quite unfortunate
Camden Ramirez
Get game now, to incentivise FLC work
Adam King
>lets player voice acting over the actual character voice acting
why the fuck would you think anyone would want to hear your faggot voice over a professional VAs?
fucking youtubers are such arrogant little cunts
Hunter White
The Irish are genetically programmed to serve their English masters.
Xavier Rivera
What's funny about that?
Carter Peterson
>22 I hope she at least enjoyed her meth binges.
Daniel Sullivan
It is now September, and the return of the true Phoenix King is nigh. All across Naggaroth the legions of the Witch King beckon to their sovereigns summons.
Surveying his skin cloth campaign map for the last time, Malekith knows to be ever weary of the roving tribes in the north; and also not to be ignorant of any ambitious dreadlords. Word has reached him that his mother has marched south without order, it is of little consequence, though the rumour that she has resurrected her cult of pleasure is troubling.
On Ulthuan his spies report that Tyrion is engaged with another cult, taking advantage of the conflict could allow the Witch King to establish another foothold on Ulthuan.
Further south where the shifting sands of Araby blow, it has been reported that the servile men of the Asrai have conquered swathes of land, the riches of this land could well aid Malekiths coffers if he chose to wrest it from them. Though another rumour, perhaps untrue, but not worth ignoring is that a hold of the ratmen is situated somewhere in this land.
Finally from out of the land of Lustria little has been heard, the most valuable pieces of information being that a notable lord of the lizardmen is currently fighting human settlers by himself, it could be advantageous to eliminate such an opponent as swiftly as possible. As for the other piece of information, it has been heard that the whoreson Teclis is leading an expedition on the southernmost tip of Lustria, supposing he survives the dangers of the land it would give Malekith great pleasure to have a rematch.
Regardless of where the first strike is made Malekith will control the vortex and regain his homeland. Domination by a best elf soon!
Ryan Martinez
>Throwing rocks in a pond looks more fun than this Actually it is.
Tyler Gonzalez
based
Jonathan Gutierrez
>wait for more of the flc to unlock first ??? What's unlocking? You get Norsca from 2game so go for it.
Ayden King
add GAMESCOM to coupon for a bigger discount
Jose Cook
He means to see what CA offers if we buy the game and dont pirate
Owen Lewis
>Most new maps have better lightning >better optimization >bigger battles overall >The big battles are also slower from what I have seen
Pretty hyped
>60 gig
FUCK
Chase Gray
Do it.
Dominic Williams
2bh she looks fine on other pics
Robert Walker
use code gamescom more make up, how old this photo is?
Chase Hill
>Angles, lighting and make-up Careful user I know so 5/10s that look like 9s in their pics
Michael King
gig preload when? I would need at least 3 hours for that.
Jackson Butler
I shudder to think of how bad things will get with the combined campaign At least you won't have to have 1 installed to do the combined map
Tyler Torres
LEAVE FANTASY TO ME
Colton Sanchez
>At least you won't have to have 1 installed to do the combined map
Yeah, thank god
Jeremiah Howard
>total war based on Ireland >entire soundtrack with irish instruments
Jackson Hall
Why? There's not that much extra shit you need for it compared to base WH2.
Luke Wood
thank you, friends
$48 cad is a lot easier sell than $72 cad
Ryder Sanchez
Need some good music for a Vlad campaign.
Carter Foster
For fuck's sake, Empire's diplomacy, get it together.
Actually, with hindsight I should have accepted and started expanding the Maratha Prussian Empire from that province. Oh well.
Landon Adams
What instruments can you carve out of potatoes anyway?
Carter Jones
Like 1 year or less
Isaac Evans
Requesting drawfriend to illustrate Mazda wearing Leoncoeur's crown while lording over peasants
Elijah Jackson
I would definitely play an Ireland TW set in the 16th century, with both european style troops and irish ones.
David Evans
>youtube fags getting the game early >PFM might be ded >5 more days FUCK
>hair colouration where the top still shows the original colour >hair colouration at all
Blake Martin
6th edition Dark Elves lore and aesthetics really was the sweet spot. Their characterization went to shit in subsequent editions.
Nathan King
>malekith even does his sword pose on his dragon mount
Good shit
>Empire diplomacy
Yeah don't even bother. Have fun with the brits always declaring war on you in the early game. Say hi to Churchill and his jolly band of starting stack rapists for me.
Jose Carter
Request: I wonder if any of you have old SFO file laying around that work with Steampunk cracked version and mind to upload it somehwere.
Joseph Hernandez
It's gonna be some viking memery though.
Matthew Bell
So skaven end campaign is getting a verminlord and a big moon blowing cannon, Lord Kroak for lizardmen, the everqueen for HE?
Leo Smith
Completely legit other user here upvoting that user's request. Here's the crown for reference.
Ryan Mitchell
What website? I want dat deal
Jacob Clark
Maybe Caledor Dragontamer? I dont know if that works with the lore but maybe hes involved with defending the vortex
Aaron Lopez
The cutscene on completing the first HE ritual mentioned getting ghosts of phoenix kings to help them.
Blake Peterson
Reminder to all skavenfags that Queek is a disgusting pervert who enjoys being tongue bathed by his harem of castrated slaves. It is not too late to play as High Elves instead.
Pic related: official GW canon
Evan Nguyen
Is it even work?
Alexander Hughes
>be orc >get shot
Brandon Green
Who is going to befriend every high elf faction in Ulthuan as Lothern, make High Elf NATO and then focus on colonizing the southlands like me?
>queek has an entourage of traprats to tend to his every need
Jacob White
Forgot link
Landon Kelly
>the french are called frogs because they EAT frogs That's ridiculous, nobody call the Chinese dogs. Or Americans, bulls.
Daniel Walker
>tfw Warhammer II fixed so much shit that I don't even feel like using almost any mods
SFO is fucking disgusting. So glad I stopped using that putrid shit.
Logan Powell
Like the other elector pricks always play nice with the rightful prince and emperor. I do not believe. Just war.
Juan Howard
>PFM might be ded
It'll be very interesting to see what CA does with this. Mitch responded that they could give the PFM guy early access and code help, like they did with 1. But since the issue is more about him not having the time to play games and mod anymore, that only postpones the issue until the first major DLC comes.
Maybe they could finally unfuck their official tools, but I doubt that. CA has shown they do listen to the community to some extent (that Elf shield thing, dropping minicampaigns for more LLs) so I do expect some response beyond Mitchs comment. Even if it's only "We understand mods are very important for our fans and will look into it." Followed by absolutely nothing.
Brayden Thompson
Just bought Warham 2, how's Norsca?
Leo King
Apparently, Legend really likes it, and Milk/Cookies adores the game. Real review embargo will lift on Monday/Tuesday
Kevin Sullivan
>That's ridiculous We actually eat much more cheese than frogs but are one of the only country where frog legs are a pretty common dish It is pretty good. Kinda like chicken
Cameron Rodriguez
Bonus Norsca with WHTW 2.
Kayden Bailey
america doesn't have a 1000-year history of conflict with its neighbouring country that also happens to be a master of propaganda and the creator of the language we are speaking right now also eating bulls isn't specific to america or noteworthy at all
Eli Gutierrez
I have managed to do a Imperial NATO campaign where I allied with every elector count(Hochland got fucked though) and it worked out pretty well. The grand alliance lasted basically for the whole game. I think I got a bit lucky though.
Leo Sanchez
>that Elf shield thing The reskin? When was it fixed? I am using a mod for it since forever.
They really nailed the Skaven and High Elf feel with their respective battle tracks
Isaac Nguyen
>buying TW1 right now >not on sale
Xavier Stewart
>history
Asher Ortiz
His campaigns are often pretty comfy. Though they shouldn't be "shilled" here or whatever that way 2bh.
Brayden Turner
Who said they aren't? Mind you, this is from early Warhammer, where the Bretonnians would wear powered wigs, half the nobles were chaos worshipers, and they would tell the starving peasants to eat cake.
Ryder Price
But one older French word for the English is Les Rosbifs. The roast beefs. As the English eat roast beef.
