/ink/ - Splatoon 2 General

BAN
ALL
GAYS

Was it rape?

report all squidbaggers. even if you know them irl. blacklist squidbaggers. call the police on squidbaggers. if you are a landlord to a known squidbagger, evict them.

Same happened to me at the last splatfest, now I use splatbombs all the time ...and run out of ink if I don't have my usual gear with me

>ink armor activated
>only got shot point blank once to break the armor
>somehow dies
What does he mean by this?

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Pls no bully

try me

>posting the edit

>he doesn't know

My Spaghetti is GAY!

Is Piranha Pit the most forgettable stage from Splatoon? Would anyone miss it if it doesn't come back?

After the last update you can get damaged if you get 100+ damage in a single shot. Didn't you read the update changes?

Jesus it's like Snake walking through the microwave chamber

Shitty attempt at drawing a squid in paint, the ratio is off so it's extra thicc.
gnight

Here ya go, user
It's not shitty if you put time and effort into it. All practice is good practice, so good job!

I'm gonna marry all of your spaghettis!

A cute lil squid.

Mine is taken already, sorry

Any spaghettis wanna meet up and taste each other's ink I promise I'm only half gay.

>he doesn't know about the he doesn't know meme

let's be real here. marijuana mall is the only good splatoon map.

IT'S PERFECT

>It's another Splat Charger player can't land the Steelhead bomb run
>It's another retard team ignore the Flyfish episode
>It's another fuck up team that lets the mothership steal all the eggs run
>It's another retarded group of squids that can't shoot the ink storm bomb back at the Salmonids

Some people do not deserve to play this game.

I stopped playing splatoon 1 and missed out on a lot of the new stages, I wouldn't miss it but it would be like a new content for me if it came back

It's a Squidforce item so ink res is more likely. I'd keep it since there's a 8/343 chance of triple favored subs.

Already shipped and taken. I'm a spag who keeps his honor. Also not gay.

Last bit of advice, use some reference. Squids only have four of the smaller tentacles in front, so that is what's helping to make it look thicc. Build a folder of official art and fan art you enjoy to reference to, it helps a lot in the long run

I don't think gay marriage is legal in Inkopolis

ok I'm game

Then why was there such a delay before that squid died?

>marijuana mall

hitting steelheads can be tricky from some angles because they have this rim that blocks shots sometimes.

>>One man salmon run
>>GRILLER WAVE

What about gay woomy marriage?

It's called lag honey

>marijuana mall is the only good splatoon map.

Someone get this lame nigga outta here.

Lag?

>Splat Charger player can't land the Steelhead bomb
Will this meme ever die? It's like none of you have ever played salmon run with a charger before. Even small fry are enough to knock you off your mark if they whack you with those little spoons they're holding. How about you do your fucking job and support your team by getting rid of the small fry, chum and cohocks around the charger instead of trying to hit the steel head bomb with the octobrush?

i don't see what difference that makes

holy shit I need to revisit Splatoon 1. I forgot this existed

It was basically charger and splatling heaven with it's long narrow design. Impossible to get around and sneak against anybody with decent awareness.

Now, here's some good taste.

It was literally the first stage we had with a conveyor belt, or significant amount of moving objects in general as far as I know. We could use more of those types of obstacles in the Splatoon 2 stages.

>heights
Oh man I miss this map so much, it felt so fair and balanced. Enough of everything for every weapon type to be useful, will she ever come back to us bros?

The art stage came before Piranha pit and had the moving pedestals. Honestly more impactful then the conveyor belts.

now let it cycle through and play some "call on me" in the background

I want Heights to come back just for a second resurgence of Squid MILF art. These first few days were glorious.

It's a good map too

mah squigga. Heights should've been the first map to return as DLC. Fuck Kelp Dome.

If you're game than meet me in the inkopolis alley by the the multi-tower.

Comfiest stage and I'm still mad it hasn't returned

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Didn't realize the chance was that low. Then again, it's both my first and second triple.

>enemy disconnects
>next match teammate afks/idles for half the match
>next match another enemy disconnects
oh my god stop

I thought I missed kelp dome the most until I got it, now I realize I missed this one the most

>everybody making a big deal about the cricket sounds in nighttime splatfest heights
Good times

>This happens when you are using a drink

I'm not asking, I'm telling you.
I WILL marry him.

>not gay
Please.
Stop being delusional, your spaghetti pretends to be straight in front of you because you're extremely homphobic and would kick him out if you learned.

it's definitely legal

Hi. I'll be your Salmon run weapon for tonight.

do you think sghettis and woomies do drugs

just too bad that the 3K isn't in splatoon 2

I'm currently eating literal salmon, ask me anything.

ok i'll be there
bring some drank in case your
ink tastes bad

oh cool
is your spag cute?
a-asking for a friend

As long as the disconnects are on the enemy's team, I am totally ok with it

>3K

I'm happy with my new weaponfu you homewrecker.

Boss dE-liter is good. It's only weakness is smallfries.

would someone please draw my spaghetti

Don't worry I got a bunch of crusty's tickets. I'll bring a few for us to share after we're done.

How did you prepare it? I've been enjoying baking it on a plank lately, comes out really moist and tasty

AND ANOTHA ONE
AND ANOTHA ONE

I mean I am primarily grinding for some gear slots but its not even fun to continuously just get guarenteed wins like that

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Sadly, Heights wasn't a popular pick, so we can consider it gone if they can't port all the Splat 1 stages.

Woomy playing in VR!

Went the simple route, seasoned and cooked it in a skillet.

So according to this we should be seeing Walleye in the November update.

I miss the skatepark

I can't do shit with the slosher anymore. I get shit on by everything and I don't even ink great

>moray is #4 in japan
>#1 in america and europe

This can't be real. I thought japs loved that map.

>anyone enjoying Moray Towers
>no Camp Triggerfish
>no Flounder Heights
What the fuck

Moray everywhere
Fucking fuck all of you
No wonder they put it in the game that early

triggerfish and flounder are top picks for good players (i.e. not the majority of the game's players)

I like both OG and new Towers

Am i the only one that misses depot?

MMMMMMMMMMM

Actually, we are getting other returning map first

those look good. i really want to see a judd cap honestly
>3月のライオン
good taste my dude
is these still room , ill come

Woomies eating their own squibs?

>Kelp dome and moray
literally disgusting

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Holy shit I just played Salm Run with the laggiest person I've ever met on Splatoon 2
He moved EXCLUSIVELY in teleports. When touching an egg, it took anywhere between 1 - 3 full seconds for the game to register it as actually being held by me. THREE FUCKING SECONDS. jesus christ.
At least we made it to wave 3

This is kinda disgusting
It's like soft gore or something

WHAT IS THE FUCKING TRICK TO FINDING GOLDIE