/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General

What are all of the guaranteed 5* gachas? Just the new years events?

I know one gives you a 100% chance of getting either jeanne or jack, which is really good for people who have neither since both are top tier units.

Indeed. Nobu is always fun.

Archer John Moses Browning when?

New Year's and anniversary during the summer, so twice a year.

Anyone got a version of this image without card info? Just the image itself? I would take a picture of it myself, but I lost my JP account sometime ago.

IF we get a New Year's 5* gacha and I happen to pull Jeanne I'll stop bitching forever

I don't know why but i love this one

You'd think Zorro would already at least have concept art, do Japs not know about him or something? Thought he was pretty famous

Man that's a lot of spooks.

One of the issues with using the same character for the image over and over is that it become difficult to navigate old threads.

It's a good one. I really enjoy the art where her face is more like that.

best girl

Yeah, that's the best/worst one. You might get something super cool, but then again, you might get something completely useless. All the other gachas give way better odds. (The 50-50 between Jack and Jeanne being the best.)

Nobu is better best girl.

>Makes thread before bump limit
>it becomes the actual thread
Bad civilisation

>civilisation
>not civilization
Seamonkey pls.

but she is flat

I think /fgoalter/ has an aversion to Liz threads now.

>civilization
>not zivilisation

Reminder that you only need this cat

Nobu can shapeshift into any body shape she likes, it's legitimately the perk of being a Demon King.

Nasu.

Scatfag is likeable and no [embed] in OP, lizfag is annoying as fuck.
Dumb SEAmonkey.

dictionary.com/browse/civilisation
But I admit I'm an idiot for spelling it that way
My point still stands either way

I'd like her better if Nobu was a trap.
Also, since I'm a polite person have a nice Nobu pic.

then why doesn't she grow some titties?

She does.
fategrandorder.wikia.com/wiki/Oda_Nobunaga_(Berserker)

>filename
Has the anime gotten that far yet?

Nobu being a girl means waifu though.

She can and does have them.

no
mitty gets vaporized next episode,
also bonedude flashback

>"~~!!!"

pick your ghost

Give me this one.

I've been grinding claws at Germania for like a week now and my Salter is still not ascended. Is this the best way to make myself hate this game forever or will I eventually find happiness with my evil sword lady?

Kiyo medjeb is cute

They'll be confused why he isn't using 3 Swords

Best Assassin vs Best Tank. No way to lose.

Altera Medjeb needs more tricolor

/alter/ I'm scared to leave you Lizless for a while but I must Lizpost in /fgog/ instead for now

>Halloween in september
Is it fair?

>doesn't even show up to her ascension ceremony
Did she just take my monuments and run?

Best place to farm bond points?

You don't have to come back, ya know

Actually i'll have this problem with my Herc soon.

Damn i wish i started this game since the beginning. He would probably be 90 with my grails but well...

>JP is getting yet ANOTHER 2016 event rerun without any changes

It's time to laugh.

>Cirnopedia is down

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Did you just take a screenshot of the screenshot?

What about Richard the Lionheart and Saladin? I wouldn't mind a frog fight autist and his nice heathen friend in the pool.

What fetishes does Nobu have? I must know how to please my waifu.

>monuments

Dude, this is like her 1st or 2nd ascension. It's only pieces.

It's your fault for ascending her.
Lily is a 3* with the price of 4*.

Pegging.

thats how it should be spelt. t. britbong

Is this supposed to be tuberculosis servants? You forgot this guy

Being burnt alive inside a temple.

Incest

Pegging.

I want to give this beautiful princess the acknowledgement and love she deserves so she can doesn't have to be haunted by the hate her autistic father gave her.

she needs a father figure to fill the hole

humiliation

>calling my king a princess

She just needs a better dad since Saber is shit.

I just want the drop rates doubled. Then I would ascend all the waifus and husbandos.

>no one lists bathing with black guys yet

Not all of us are nigger lover faggots like you.

i already mentioned humiliation, though

Post homostuff

why is NA so shit /alter/?

Because its 2 years behind JP Duh.

>pegging
>incest
>humiliation
>black guys
So my waifu is best girl confirmed?

Yasuke being added would be really cool and interesting desu.

Because based Lizbros get shunned every time they post

I didn't expect Jalter to sound like a bratty teenage girl. Doesn't mean I dislike it

Sure

Did someone say homo.

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Good morning, /alter/! I'm going to bed now.

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sounds like she sounds hot

I really like her, but I'd be so disappointed if she was the kind of girl who called her partner "daddy". That's prime thot behavior,

Is Lancer Alter a more stable person? I would have assumed she'd be messed up too. Maybe there's a universe where she didn't get screwed by fate and had Proto as a dad.

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Oppenheimer should be a megumin esque explosion magic loli

Also oj Simpson roach berserker

Alan Greenspan buff/debuff ruler

H Holmes crit builder/debuff assassin

She's a cute edgy chuu2 who just need some reassurance that she matters.

Here ya go bro

>vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/fategrandorder/images/8/88/JeanneAlter4thAscension.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20170810070424
>To think there would be someone able to equal my hatred...no, to complete my hatred. It might be late but could this be a miracle too? Thank you. Humph, I didn't say anything.

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Typical Maaya. Works every time.

Uncle Vlad is a pretty cool guy.

this is probably one of the worst posts i've ever seen congrats

Drake thread

I like Drake

Post THAT Nobu image, you know the one!

quick post best girl