>What does Valkyrie's "abilities are enhanced" mean? - full, directional flight (sort of) - resurrect cooldown resets on ult activation - resurrect cooldown is shortened to 10s for the duration of the ult (normally 30s) - target allies for guardian angel and healing / damage boost from further away - the healing / damage boost beam will chain to any allies who are near your beam target (10m range) - pistol has unlimited ammo - no delay between taking damage and self-healing
>someone pretends to be the monkey player so they can relive their shame in the next thread Based.
Cameron Parker
Cheers luv [LAUGHS]
Aiden Kelly
2nd best girl*
Parker Wright
Never forget, you are the reason overwatch is dying. You and your toxic attitudes.
Jeremiah Lewis
i am right though
Thomas White
but i never talk
Julian Jackson
This. I'm in the habit of muting everything now.
Andrew Collins
sombra looks so much like my cousin it's actually pretty scary. the weird part is my cousin is 1/8th chinese and doesn't have a drop of latina blood in her so I have no idea how that works.
Josiah Foster
>me unga team bunga
Xavier Cruz
I would like to put my dick in your cousin
Josiah Green
she got really fat after her 2nd kid, you sure man? was mostly basing this off of when she was younger
Nicholas Harris
>no mention of Ana anywhere You're already wrong.
Cooper Hernandez
Please. No.
Asher Long
Where can I find friends to play Overwatch with?
Jordan Roberts
Full of lies
Elijah Powell
Ana is for breeding, user.
Michael Green
I want to travel through time and put my dick in your cousin when she was younger
You're behind. All your women are getting CLANKED already.
Blake Jones
There's one thing you have to do if you want to be mamma's good boy...
Jack James
REMINDER: Doomfist is USELESS over other flankers like Genji or Tracer and he's too weak to be a frontliner..
Jacob Barnes
ribin ubercud >:DD
Brandon Baker
There is nothing in your post, not one word, that is by any stretch of the imagination or by any permutation of fact, wrong.
Brayden Cruz
Have you told your mommy how much you love her today?
Austin Martin
>Doomfist >flanking
Josiah Fisher
I wanna meet her at a bar, take her home, and fuck her raw
Jason Wilson
Your greentexting implies to me that you're indicating that he suggested Doomfist is able to flank, when that's literally the opposite of what he said.
Nathan Morales
>guy in qp leaves because we have hanzo and widow lel why are you even playing qp idiot
Owen Edwards
...
Zachary Nelson
forumshitters leave
Charles Murphy
>tfw you find a nice ledge behind enemy line, and they have no idea you're there >you can just mortar them into oblivion before any of them know what hit em
Another literally who- I mean, pro, gone. Who's next?
Michael Gomez
no theyve been consistently complaining that his punch is now impossible to land which is mostly just them being incapable of aim
Noah Cruz
Are you really advertising your fucking videos on our board? Really?
Jaxon Diaz
Did they stop hating Pharah?
Jack Rogers
I want to hug every Mercy main
Chase Jones
Eat my veggies and be polite?
Ryan Phillips
No, they still hate her more.
Isaac Hughes
His punch literally phases through people and has no vertical hitbox. Fuck you if you don't think there's something wrong with Doomfist.
Christian Gutierrez
no
comprehensive list of forum options: >overpowered anyone who requires me to aim to hit them >underpowered anyone who requires me to aim to play them effectively waifu characters
Robert Price
Doomfist's probably isn't his punch hitting or not, it's that who cares if his fucking punch hits? The sum of his kit and his player's skill add up to less than any other hero.
Easton Barnes
>waifu characters you mean mercy
James Roberts
t-thanks
Jack Reyes
Aside from no reg that affects everything I've been hitting people pretty often with Rokketto Panchu. My guess is you're shooting the punch and trying to get people to land on the crosshair.
Isaiah Bell
and dva and mei and sombra and widow
Easton Martinez
you wanna come to eu to hug me?
i haven't been hugged in a long time ;_;
Christian Wood
Gotta eat something else.
John Turner
Mercy mains are weird.
Isaac Hughes
I play Reinhardt at gm with a controller AMA
Jaxon Cox
So, can we already agree that Sombra is best girl?
Josiah Campbell
so? his attack hits everything within 180 degrees, aim isn't really a huge deal
Alexander Hall
Yes, Mei is indeed best girl!
Lincoln Stewart
what's your primary voiceline
Noah Edwards
Yeah, I like Sombra best. Before she existed it was Pharah but Sombra has my favourite personality (along with being cute).
Robert Kelly
Are you afraid to fight me?
Brandon Long
No fat chicks allowed
Daniel Lewis
>Bedroom eyes Every time. I submit.
Levi Murphy
Is it my cummies?
Luke Johnson
The forum is full of Mercy, Widow, Symmetra and D.Va mains who probably spend more time asking for buffs than playing the game
Liam Gutierrez
Tips for Sombra? I really want to play best girl but I'm pretty bad at her.
Hunter Butler
you said it!
Andrew Cooper
Hack the shit out of medkits, place your teleporter on them and run all the time on invisibility
Zachary Russell
Hit and run, disruption of the line, and hacking key targets are your goal. Eliminations are for isolated targets. Play like it's MGOverwatch. And if there's a widow demoralize her french ass harder than the Nazi's and get her to switch otherwise you're gonna get fucked.
Xavier Parker
Unstoppable n-no
Isaiah Powell
>implying a fat fuck would have thigh gap
imagine being this delusional
Aiden Hall
and the occasional mei main who makes a 10,000 word essay about buffing her
Robert Ramirez
Widow and Doomfist are basically skillgate characters where until you reach a certain very high level of skill needed to use them effectively you're just a load on the team, there isn't even such a thing as an average Doomfist. You are just bad or amazing. These are the true "hardest characters in the game," not Genji like all the fucking Genji mains like to meme nonstop.
The problem with these characters is that if you buffed them enough that Gold shitters will be happy with them they would just be retarded at high levels. Niggerfist's difficulty to use is basically all that holds him back.
The same pretty much goes for all Defense heroes, there are retards even in this very thread who want shit like for Mei's M1 to disable all movement skills, not realizing it would make it so that Mei becomes SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS+++++ tier in Masters and up.