SNYONE HAVE ANY LEGIT WAYS TO MAKE $500 IN 8 DAYS WITH OUT SELLING SHIT

hey I left my job around a month and a half ago and have been waiting on my new job to pay me but it won't be on time for rent and my landlord gave me a deadline. To top it all off I just found out my girl is prego any legitimate advice would be awesome

Ask family for a loan to pay for rent and an abortion.

Only realistic option is selling shit or gambling. How much money do you have on you?

Yeah I don't really have any family to speak of and abort isn't an option.
I have like 20bucks that I am going to use to live on and the company I worked for should have sent me my 401k payout but hasent done it yet and I quit on February 15

Step one: Buy a dress, wig, and some makeup and put an ad on craigslist for tranny escort service.

Step two: suck dicks.

Step three: Profit.

Step four: Pay rents

Where do you live?

I ask because you can make $500 in a day or two doing spring cleaning for people.

Weed an old ladies embankment? $125- Takes 3 hours
Clean her gutters? $125 - takes an hour and a half
Trim her bushes? $75 - $175
Clear her husbands old shit out of the attic? $150 and you might even find some stuff worth something.

You get the point. The problem is finding the client. If you are a good looking feller, you just go to a neighborhood with a lot of moderate houses built in the 50's and 60's and go door to door.

If you can find a neighborhood with really nice townhouses, all the better. Less work per job = less $$$ per job, but the jobs move quickly and you can get a lot more of them.

short dash

Alternative option: Suck your landlords dick.

I live in KY in the united stastes, bit not in the sticks I'm in a city and close to a major city
I'm definitely willing to work I just need some ideas much like that one how do you suppose I get the work... Door to door?

What's short dash

Someone mentioned in a thread like this a few weeks ago you could go to walmart and buy some spray paint, a large stencil set, and a floor mat. Cut a square in the floor mat to use it as a square stencil for the background of the numbers. Then go door to door offering to paint peoples curb numbers for $20-$25 a pop. Just practice on some cardboard until you get it clean. If you screw up the numbers you can just paint over them and start again.

Hey that's an idea... I'm hoping I can get a few places that need work that need to get something done

Show up to a baptist church this sunday and look super stressed when they do the alter call. They'll feel really bad when the guilt trip music kicks in and their "heart" will be compelled to notice you. Someone will be around to help you suck their dick for a couple bucks after service.

suck your own dick five times a day and stream it

spring cleanup. Bust ass cleaning yards (leaves, sticks, trim, mulch, etc.. charge $100-$200 depending on size, do 1-2 a day, you are in the clear. Competing against hoards of mexicans but if you are quick you can earn some bucks.

>WITH OUT SELLING SHIT
It is physically impossible to make money without selling something.
Every business sells goods or services.
Every freelancer sells labor or services.
Every employee sells labor to an employer.

This.
A loan is your only other option.

Louisville? Lexington?

good, so you're in the bible belt. throw out some Acts 20:35, and invest in some kneepads

I'm going to hazard a guess and infer that he meant "without selling my iPhone for pennies on the dollar" and "without drop shipping that would take too much time to set up" more than an outright ban on the concept of selling.

Have you priced that stuff lately? You're talking easily $150, probably closer to $200.

If you have a car, uber

Suck 500 cocks.