/palg/ - Paladins General

So I have 40 hours in Paladins now and I can definitely say I like this way more than Overwatch. I was thinking of buying the founder's pack since getting all the champions sounds like a good deal and I want to support the game since it's free. Is the founder's pack worth the money?

Mein Fuhrer Ash is so cute.

I'd say so, if you really do enjoy the game, but bear in mind that it does go on sale now and again, so you can sometimes get it cheaper if you wait.

no u

It's worth it, especially on sale. Not having to buy champs is nice.

How much do I have to pay for an autistic Ying girlfriend?

3 Dollars

A quarter

I'll give you a dime and three hugs.

No need for that, i just want one thing

>disable auto purchase
>game still auto purchases anyways

always the shittiest items too

I guess I have to disable it in options and in character select now for it to stop

My wallet?

Ice cream?

How do I get better with Willo? Do you just spam Scorn and LMB?

You press it with anger while listening to Pink Season

Don't forget blastflower.

Will I ever be good at Cassie?

Of course, I believe in you user.

last time i played her i rebounded my roll to m2 since i couldnt F+walk right, something that held me back, try it.

fatass

>Ash will never squat down over your face and hit you directly with a kinetic butt burst

No bully

But what did you bind M2 to?

put it on F

discord.gg/SNwXWHe

She will forever and ever be my precious and adorable girl.
I want to encompass her around my arms and share my warmth with her. I want to grow old at her side and sit in a park bench with her to feed bread crumbs to the birds and cutely talk about other couples.
She is truly a miracle and I couldn't be happier to have such a wonderful girl as my wife.

>Lex has a far faster rate of fire than Andro does
>Andro is far more spammy than Lex is because Lex genuinely has a ton of spread and can't fire too fast, but Andro's is just "pull down lol"

You realize you sound like a beta orbiter right now, right? You're probably a cuck too

>he's in 'love' with a bunch of ones and zeros
somehow i don't believe this and now know you're an attention whore because your parents did not give you enough when you were younger. you were likely raised in a large family with busy parents and so try to get attention from random strangers who you will never meet by playing pretend to be in a relationship with a video game character. This is not healthy behaviour user, I recommend therapy.

I want Evie to freeze the tip my my penis solid and laugh when the cum gets stuck in my urethra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'd rather have a Tyra bot than a person playing Pip

most worthless champ in the fucking game

Everyone knows Ying gets hugs from Pip on the side, user.

I'd rather have a Pip bot than a person playing Talus

most worthless champ in the fucking game

is that how kids call it nowdays?

Not at all, actually.
Thanks for your input though, I appreciate your concern.

>Lex has a far faster rate of fire than Andro does
Not anymore

I'd rather have never installed this gaem

>these Torvald changes

Just when I thought Torvald couldn't get any better.

I kek'd, you nig.

>tfw Holt not spoiling anything for friday

Delete this

Look, user, sometimes a time-travelling spy has to let the heat from the time police die down.

Is Ying chinese?

i dont get it

because theres no patch show this week, enjoy another week of a shit patch and shit general

One of those things is not like the others.

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took me too long, i alreay got in a state of mind where pip almost doesnt exist so his class doesnt matter

ded

Why you guys STILL give atention to this fag? Just ignore him until he stops already.

What sort of weapons would you like to see added to the game, /palg/? Either as skins, or as weapons for new champions?

hnnnngh so close but so far

Boomerangs.
Elemental spellbooks.
Javelins (Inara doesn't count).

Melee flanker because fuck it.

>Elemental spellbooks.
Evie weapon rework when?

we need Alyssa in our game

Needle gun
YoYo Slasher
Flack cannon
A gun that spawns projectiles off in the distance and sucks them up, hitting enemies in the back.

and remember, no matter what you do. there's someone better than you at all times.

Just started playing. What heroes should I learn early on?

Mal'Damba

Makoa, nando, jenos, mal damba, cassie, drogoz,

BRINGIN OUT THE BIG G-

This one. it's quite simple.

>throw hook and shoot
The easiest of them

Also this one. He can be pretty good if you can aim.

what are those?

Ying and Bomb King it looks like.

I want a picture of D.Va cosplaying Ruckus and piloting Bolt.

ash is a flak cannon though, her codename was Flak.

He's not talking about a flak cannon, user, he's talking about a flack cannon.

I know that Hirez has said they don't want players to feel like they were killed by something they couldn't even see, but I still want a bouncing grenade launcher.

scenes of Thats so Realm™, a weekly show that livecasts the paladongs life. Makao aint a shellebrity for nothing

>we want junkrat cancer

demoman takes skill

I want a demoman clone.

If that's true then why is stealth and maeve's ult in the game

>26 killstreak on jenos
>not even getting any hot frags just being slippery as fuck and juking the enemy andro 24/7
best boy lol

We already have assault and sniper rifles, pistols, a submachinegun, we only need a machinegun.

Add a loli champ

So Tyra/Ruckus hybrid gun? No.

vai se foder, Renato.

Why not?

I approve this message.

Don't be rude user

What exactly would the difference between Tyra's gun and a machine gun be?

Not shit?

if this game had no wrecker it would turn into an overwatch clone

I want autistic Buck mains to leave me alone when i'm healing.

>Andro is fi-