Be me

>be me
>4.0 with a masters in statistics
>STILL can't find a job
What the FUCK?!

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>statistics
ha, dont """count""" on it

you may be at the wrong end of the "tail"

Statistics may be dull, but it has its "moments".

.0 with a masters in statistics
>>STILL can't find a job

Put "Mixed Race" African American as your status for all applications, no matter what your lineage. It will improve your callback rate by around 15 to 25%

What are the odds that you are just a faggot and no one wants to hire you?

You didn't make connections and/or you don't know how to talk properly.

>be "you"
There your problem

theres literally 1000's of data scientist jobs on any job board

what this guy said. I call bullshit on your claims OP.

Honestly I work as an actuary and with a masters in stats you should be able to pass the actuarial tests and get a job as an actuary no problem.

Give it enough time and you'll make more than the doctors.

Did you think just a college education would be enough for a job? What? You need certifications and qualifications you moron. Choose a career that you are specifically interested in and get certified in that career. For me, it's being an actuary.

Shouldn't have gone to the University of Phoenix

>masters in statistics

nice meme

>meme degree

isnt that every degree at this point?

i think the meme is the idea of degree = job, like and explained

fuck me with enough stuff in your CV/portfolio any degree becomes a non meme degree. liberal arts? do shit in your spare time and email and connect with tv people for fucks sake.

>have MBA with marketing concentration
>$100,000 starting salary

you must be really inept or socially retarded for that to happen. what the fuck did you do in school? you talk to anyone? if you're going for a masters....

>you must be really inept or socially retarded for that to happen.
Yup. I'm autistic. Hence why I hang out here.

The cold, hard truth: No one in reality gives a shit about a degree.

Maybe because you're 4?

>be me 22
>dumb tradie drug addict
>70k a year

Everyone, stop being so mean

>be me

...off you go, sonny

...

>Fix your resume
>Work on something related to your trade during free time to build up skills and a portfolio
>Send it to 20-30 places per week
>Done

A friend of mine

>lives in Germany at the border to Switzerland
>works in Switzerland
>after five years he is making more money than all his buddies who did their Masters degree and started at Big 4

I'm trying to do the same. Get a job in Switzerland while still being able to live in Germany.

You can just tell her tits are ugly

guys, be nice to OP. he has just entered the real world for the first time

>he has just entered the real world for the first time
meanwhile you're hear shitposting on Veeky Forums

What the fuck is with the white spots on her arms?

I'm getting my masters in Biostatistics, so I hope this isn't true.

>get meme degree
>jobs fall out of the sky
>gets hit with a dick instead.

Op's life in 3 lines...

You will need to get a research job in academia. Completely different kind of work from the types of jobs OP should be looking for, which are essentially data analyst/financial analyst/business analyst jobs if he wants to have any kind of success.

>entering stats
>when the first wave of automation is starting to roll out in that field
you fucked up

>he fell for the masters meme

it's because you can't code pleb

stats + coding = data science (elder god tier)

you got your masters before getting a job, couldve had your employer pay for it

>hear

Hey I'm thinking about becoming an actuary?
What's the kind of shit I should be doing?
Currently taking calculus 3 and c++
My cc only has one stats class lol.
Might transfer to San Jose state and major in applied mathematics in concentration of economics and actuary sciences

4.0 is easy at shit uni

>what are pharmaceuticals

Stats masters here. I could find a job easily. How good are you in R, Rmarkdown?

>thread about statistics
>joke about being "mean"

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