Casino Thread

Casino Thread

>What do you guys do at the cas?
>Any interesting strategies?
>Biggest win
>Biggest loss

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I usually play blackjack, occasionally drop something at roulette if my balls are swelling.

Use the martingale strat with extra bet. (double bet when I lose + original). Works well if I don't lose 3 hands in a row, usually just play for an hour or so, get in get out.

Best I've done is $300 from 50 in an hour, worst is lose 130 throwing good money after bad

>play poker

>base my bet/check on the probability of my hand improving outside of strategical bets
>base my hold on the probability anyone is holding a higher hand outside of strategical folds/losses

I would try and learn to count well, but the only places I could do it would be the places I would be fucking murdered for being caught.

Also for gambling in general, find someone gullible and do the double or nothing coin flips, it's always easy money.

gambling is for poor people and card sharks that eat poor people.

I used to count, but now it's too much of a pain.

Tournament poker is really all I do now, a few times a month. Texas hold'em only though

My favorite casino is Casino De Bittrex

Blackjacks.

I play poker at local casino every tuesday and sunday. I'm win every now and then so I'm around 0.

Roulette. Visual ballistics on suitable automatic wheels. Slightly tilted wheels generate 90% of the balls to hit the same 1 or 2 diamonds every time. The machine has 5-10 programed speed at which it ejects the ball. This can be determined simply by eye with a little training. Then all you have to do is have a metronome either in your ear or pocket (vibrating), which allows you to determine the speed (rotations/second) of the rotor. You take a reference number at a set point every spin and can calculate where the wheel will be when the ball hits the diamond and falls down (say you know that the number under the diamond will be 13 when the ball hits it -- you the bet for example a 10-15 number strip after 13). Depending on the wheel and your accuracy, this can give you a big edge over the ususal -2,5% the house gets due to the 0, or 5% for american wheels (double zero). This isn't a get rich quick strat though, it's more of a grind and requires a LOT of rpactice and hunting around for suitable roulette wheels. Can also be done on live roulette, but is WAY harder.

Another thing is, this works best on deep pocket wheels, because the scatter of the ball after it hits the wheel is a lot smaller. THE more modern shallow pocket wheels are pretty much unbeatable because the scatter is so high. Of course, even on deep pocket wheels, the ball will sometimes do fucking loops and whatever, but it's the long-term edge it's all about.

If you read these books you will know about rake.

I listen to this song:

youtube.com/watch?v=KzyL0hBboYU

Drink and gamble my money away.

That's rich coming from the board that bets all its money in penny cryptos.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Petersburg_paradox

Is this what you mean by the double or nothing coin flip?

Poker, mainly cash games here in south florida and i stick to low tables, there are apps to save hands and probabilities as well as tendencies. Most i have left a smal 1/2 no limit with roughly $2500, and my losses at most ar 150 dollars but i lose that at LEAST three times a week but i have daily runs of turning 50 into 400 after 3 hours. Im starting the 2:5 tables in august when i vacation in jrrsey this summer.

>Go to Main Street Station in Vegas
>Sit at the bar
>6/9 Odds on Video Poker (Best odds)
>Free drinks
>Put in $100, get $50 in free drinks.
And then
>Play slots at Main Street
>Get slots reward
>3 free nights a month
>$30 free food a month

Ooosh .Best place.

I think roulette is pretty easy. Say you want to invest 1000 $. You start betting 100$ on red, if you win all right, you recovered your 100$ and won 100 more. if you lose the 100$, bet 150$, if you win you recover your 150$ and get 150$ more, recovering from your 100$ lost. You can invest more each time you lose to recover your lost, and you will probably recover and profit since it's very unlikely to have such a huge lost streak that causes you to loose the 1000$.

Obvious troll, but don't listen to this guy kids.

He wants you to use the Martingale strategy. Casinos love dumbasses who think like this. Martingale is a perfect strategy as long as you have both unlimited wealth AND you're playing a game with a

it works. The thing is since you don't own infinite money you only gain few gainings, but it's pretty difficult to lose everything, you need to be a retard to don't know how much should your initial bet be. Or you can very very unlucky. And of course casinos gain money from people using this strategy, since the guy with very bad luck that loses everything tends to compensate for the other 10 guys who won something or didn't loose anything.

DRYS
Lost 20k

Fuck

Oh, my sides. Top kek.

Simpler than that, although obviously if someone will play that "game" with you, fucking play it kek.
This is just the sure way to win money with gambling, assuming a person is headstrong/retarded enough to play with you.
Flip a coin and bet $10 on heads.
If lose, flip and bet $20.
If lose, flip and bet $30.

Each round, you stand 50/50 odds on making $10, the only trick is keeping them in the game, which relies on their emotional perception of the side they have now had 2+times in a row somehow being more likely to turn up again than your side, which is obviously untrue.
In that sense it is similair to the St.Petersburg Paradox, in that people assign seemingly arbitary values to the probability of events depending on their emotional state.