/ink/ - Splatoon General

No, user. This is the ultimate crutch.

Shameless shilling time
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More like queen of my dick

what if she came home 10 minutes later crying saying she was sorry

Imagine if main abilities, like Recon or Bomb Sniffer or something new, returned but were passively applied to particular weapons instead of clothing. What would some good abilities be?

That's a bit short, ain't it?

recon on all chargers, bomb sniffer on brushes

>dualies
blacklisted

The toilet roll thing wasn't a ruse? What the fuck

You fool.

This confirms that woomies shit canonically

Spaghetti > Woomy
Marie > Callie > Marina > Pearl
Ice Cream > Cake
Ketchup > Mayo
Flight > Invisibility

kek

hoe many screenshots and webms do i have to post, geez

Does this thing snipe across the map? What kind of power would one yield with this weapoon

is this the pro elite deco?

So /ink/ how big is your Splatoon folder?
My Main Splatoon folder has 60 images, the sub folder I've affectionately named "Octarians (But mostly Octavio)" has 123 images

More like cum queen

Any L-3 users here use RSU?

364 splatoons

Anyone down for league? We have two open spots
discord.gg/k2QYsu

Only on grate heavy maps like Kelp

umbrellas exist too and I have yet to see rain
inklings are weird, they probably use toilet paper to decorate their lamps

eating ass with slut woomy!

God I want annie to step on me so bad

Reposting

strawpoll.me/14053119
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Results are pretty balanced so far

That's because they'd have to code in and animate rain
Your woomy shits poo out of her asshole every day and this is fact and there's nothing you can do about it.

2389 images, 26 subfolders

PURGE THIS HERESY
JOIN THE SPLOOSHMARINES TODAY

A-user please

Is there still space?

Reminder that Splatfests are fax messages from an ancient machine
Inklings fought over Cats vs Dogs when none of them have seen a dog since they're extinct, and their only exposure to cats is a fat mutant.
There's no guarantee they use toilet paper the same way we do

Yeah, still two spots

>2389
Damn, and I thought my 900+ folder for one small DB character was a lot

get out of here with your facts. you're ruining my head cannon

what if one of slut woomy's partners got really jealous and murdered her with a flingza roller and put her splatted remains in different jars and placed those jars in different trash cans throughout inkopolis that when viewed on a map makes the symbol on her hat

...

What is wrong with you

nth for spaghettis wearing sailor uniform

yes

So is that the uniform of all the gay spaghettis?

This is bullying

Stop posting

this like something an actual serial killer would think what the fuck guro user

degenerates, all of you.
stop posting immediately

It clearly fires heat-seeking rounds with infinite range. Like seekers that can fly.

...

I wonder what it would taste like, haha

he's mentally disabled and needs to seek help

Why does Splatoon 2 hate Americans

We need Splatfest too ;_;

Do you think Judd would enjoy the taste of Salmonid?

American splatfest when
Why is it taking so fucking long

Sorry, but acknowledging that poop exists is too sexual for NoA.

Still one space for League. Come and play a few rounds before its over.

Im here gentlemen

yes

yes

the few
the proud
who is with me

Still got a small bit of business to handle before I'm free for the day. Shouldn't be more then 15 minutes or so but figured I'd dump my FC for you to add.

0176 - 1262 - 2439

...I'm not sure I want to be on that

i'll add you once i'm done streaming and playing league

This is your worst post yet Guro-kun

the regular splattershot isnt welcomed is it ?

Reminder that the point of RM is to push push push

It's gone, what happened?

>they actually delete this, but let all the fagposting slide
Wooow

He posted this:

"what if one of slut woomy's partners got really jealous and murdered her with a flingza roller and put her splatted remains in different jars and placed those jars in different trash cans throughout inkopolis that when viewed on a map makes the symbol on her hat"

Isn't the symbol on her hat a penis?

nice chaos dunk

I know that's you user

I like how the rainmaker is practically ignored both times

Typically that's how you're supposed to do it anyways. Clear the area, then pick it up while most of the enemies are dead.

was my post really that bad

Based mods love Slut Woomy!

Or she "paid them off"

I want in on this

Krill yourself.

Here's my sloppy first day of Inktober, you can bully if you'd like I am very out of practice and made some mistakes making it messy here and there

what if your woomy got home from a really tough day of salmon run and propped her sweaty soles on the couch and fell asleep

it's cute but could be more cute with more dilated pupils and stuff

Well yeah, but I didn't see anyone in the first half even near the RM. And I like to keep the shield up just a little before it pops during the whole clearing process so no one can sneak by and steal it.

I needed an excuse to post that pic ;_;

The second time I think some of them were just bad shots, and I was kinda using my escort as a bodyshield. The first run they were being dumb and killing my teammates while none of them were watching the lane.

take her shoes off for her

I'd kick them the heck off of my couch and into the shower

i would make her take a shower
I wont have her be a filthy degenerate as long as shes under MY roof.

>Splattershot Custom with Special Charge Up

Also I popped the bubble and then my inkjet in hopes that I would escort someone with it. Instead I just got a kill and an assist and did it myself with the guy I was twinning escorting.

>implying my Woomy is degenerate enough to put her feet on another person's couch

>tfw does nothing while cloud is out

>Make OC
>Not a single (you)
Twenty minutes, wasted.

The hair is especially cute

Not really, I mean you can put her back together pretty easily. It's not like you wanted to dessicate her remains and then distribute it to unwitting civilians for consumption.

>so close to getting squidpower
JUST