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>News
CK2 DD 25/09
forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/1046202
EU4 DD 19/09
forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/1044623

>Archive (mods only)
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>Where to get these games
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>Mods
>> READ THIS FIRST.
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>>[EU4] - /gsg/ and Taxes v0.1
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>>[HoI3] - Flavormod 1.1.2
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>>[CK2] - After The End
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>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.8.4 - 05/09/2017
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>>[V2] - Napoleon's Legacy v0.3.1.7
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>>[V2] Alternative Flag Pack V10
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Of course. Algeria, The Boerestaat, Rhodesia, and other such places would be white rule.

worst general on this fucking site

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How should I divide this empire up?

Please tell me how to get MEIOU running on my copy of EU3. Not sure what information I need to provide in order to troubleshoot the problem but I can't get it to work

Post culture map first

I want this thing to collapse and I wanna see what you guys think what states it should fall into

Glad to see could make it tonight

Here are the cultures

>tfw falseflagging as grandi youth so based oldfags can see how retard they really sound
4D CHESS

You really should've slowed down culture conversion, everything.
Anyway, make an independent Irish Republic, as as well as Scotland and Wales, then divide the english into single independent counties that hate each other.
UP THE RA
Also make the basque own all of Aquitanie and Aragon/Catalonia

I can change that during the conversion to EU4 actually, I wish it didnt make it so Andalusian.

But yeah that would work, England is the host of the majority of the great trade kingdoms

>all this boring talk about cuck kings 2
Glad to see could make it tonight

>crusader kings 2
>bad
>uses cuck
t. hoi4 fag

Without the African states and the foreign investment I would have had 800-900 industry score. The African states really helped me there.

Also, look at this. They got cores in all of the provinces as well. Have never seen this before, I guess HPM changed something?

That's what happens if France gets dismantled whislt they have a truce with Belgium. See the Italian stuff too, that's what happens when Italy has a truce with them during dismantlement.

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please help with so I can stop reading these gay memes

I know your problem.MEIOU is for EU4, not EU3.You can't run mods on outdated games.

yeehaw

Ah okay, strange never seen it before.

save us romanon

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>AEIOU
Sure, here's the download link: (((((((((((((?((((((((((((())))))))))))))))))))))))))))

MuslimEurope user here.

Random (((TOTALLY))) unrelated question here. Is there a guide on how to make your own cultures in EU4, would love to see how I can make my own little Arabo-Europoor influenced cultures

>t.umblr
so this... is the power... of strawmen...

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Same person

It's not often Belgium manage to survive the big gallic cock. My guess is Germwny single handedly dismantled France and Belgium, as a belligerant, was rewarded with the Crown of Burgundy.

The mod is in the mega folder for EU3

Copy and paste one of the existing cultures, wherever the file is located, and change the name.I guess anyway, I never did any **4 modding.

>muh strawman
Woahh....... so this........ is the..... power.......... of the grandi youth-/leftypol/ coalition

Must be an error then.MEIOU is for EU4.

>EU3
>EU4
negros e retardaoas

Actually Italy and Germany dismantled France after they dismantled Germany.

>Crown of Burgundy
now that I remember, what happened to that user that was making a minimod about creating burgundy as belgium?

The launcher also says eu3.exe

I better contact Gigau then, that must also be a misspelling.

so it's been 13 years and paradox is still using the attack round combat resolution bullshit from 1980s tier computer war games
10Gb game and it's simulation arithmetic is worse than TOAW1 from '98

Fuck off eith your nerd talk, speak like a proper human being if you feel like you deserve to be listened

Please no gay memes I just want to play the game

A grand strategy game with Total War-esque fighting would be fun

how much money has this goy donated to the great johan?
tl;dr (in school) version:
paradox games are built upon shit foundations from a refuse swedecuck empire painting simulator

Then you'd need to install EU4.

Business idea: outlaw non-vicky related posts and vicky games that aren't done by genocide lad

Everything except for you says the mod is for eu3 please no

im too retarded and impatient for v2 please help

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t.otalist

t. rotsky

HUEY LONG'S LONG SCHLONG

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I'm running like lil shit to the New World away from Castille. But I'll come back once Caribean and Brazil are under my command and Al-Andalus shall rise again!

Let me guess: whites are less than 5% of the population?

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What does the "coloured" culture represent

Mixed mongrels.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cape_Coloureds

why not just make the religion "atheist" rather than "secular", who the fuck says "i'm secular" instead of "i'm atheist"

It's an abstraction
I for one am not an atheist but do believe in secular government
inb4 cringe Hitler

that makes sense as a dominant issue, not a religion though

>I for one am not an atheist but do believe in secular government

...

See, I don't want a government with any religious crap, but I want it to ban things I personally don't like. For example, sodomy, even male-female should be illegal. I don't have any muh abrahamic book meme to back this up, but the idea of shit up your ureathra should deter all sane people, hence the people who do it are insane and need locking up.
Yes, I am a virgin.

t. Genny boy

wear a condom, no shit

t. lefty goy

IN A WORLD WITHOUT BORDERS

youtube.com/watch?v=ryCLNKHcLfA

Is ck2 any good? Should I even bother?

what was it?

its pretty fun, you play as a family not a nation per se, the struggle of preventing your empire from falling apart becaue you died suddenly and your imbecile heir inherited is as enjoyable as conquering half the world with a Strong Genius that inspires loyalty in all his vassals.

its worth a try at least, plays a bit differently than most the other paradox games but its not too hard to get a hang of

>umm guise its actually a really in depth medieval dynasty simulator and actually really unique

are they actually making a meme dlc for a 5 year old game

I hope they never stop. They can keep adding tumours to EU4/CK2/HoI4 to their hearts content, but the day they announce they're going to be butchering poor liqqy in a similar manner will be the day I finally jump infront of the tracks.

white men

Someone should make a mod where France's and Spain's population grow as much as Germany's

That would be ahistorical sweaty...

Ummm.. excuse me baby but idc ok?? never message me again xoxo

mmmm moomba uh huh ooooo maaamba bamba ooooh

Event 14680

>cheating
You could just increase the LRs to Germany's level though

I LOVE DAUGHTERS

the gods have blessed you with many alliances dude, you can conquer all the tribes now

Now molest them

Disregard See

>tfw a GroB russia could blob anywhere in the world and it would be justified

>south america

>tfw no нoвoaмepикa

>warm water ports
>depopulated, so it can be filled with russians
It's completely justified my man

>ports
Only justify tiny territories like Kaliningrad or Port Arthur.
>depopulated
It's full of favela shitters though.

helloooooo
Some territory there would probably be pretty useful as well, since it's right where the Atlantic and Pacific meet
btw, taking something like Ecuador would be a "tiny territory"

>tfw there wasnt a russian Pacific Coast where the Americans could buy the land off the Russians and it would be chock full of leftover russian culture and names

Why live

>taking something like Ecuador would be a "tiny territory"
based blobberbro dropping the REAL top posts

woahhh... made me ponder

Why would ANYONE waste 22 infamy on fucking Ecuador?

What the flying fuck is this

>getting caught the first day
>not savescumming if you do

Well what would You take boy