ETH is set to moon tomorrow right?

Someone please help me.

I'm a 21 year old neuroscience major who knows not a single fucking thing about finance or trading or meme currency or taxes.

Last year when ethereum was less than a dollar I got on Veeky Forums and someone was like "why are you not buying ethereum literally free money etc etc" and I was high off my balls on adderall so I said fuck I'd rather bet my sad

Do you still have access to the funds?

the split shouldn't effect you unless you bought at initial offering
you will have to pay capital gains on the 14,700 dollars you made if you sell now
if you open a coinbase account you will be able to sell. your sell limits will probably not be 15k right off the bat but you will be able to get rid you your coins pretty fast.

Hold you fucking pussy. It's due for a massive jump sometime in the next 2 days. If you're really that unsure, set an auto-sell order at about $48.

Future you is welcome.

Why the fuck would he sell to Coinbase at a huge fee instead of just trading it in the Coinbase exchange instantly and with almost no fee?

I can't imagine why people do this. You're giving away your money if you do this.

>Due for a massive jump

M8, eth has been pumped silly these last two months

what do you mean how else would you sell?

Transfer it to Coinbase's Gdax exchange and sell it to people for USD instantly at market price.

How fucking new are you? Be honest.

how the fuck do you set an auto sell order on poloniex?

Stop limits. Click on the "what is this?" and read before you try to use the exchange newbie.

Bitcoin doesn't give a fuck about ETFs anymore, it keeps going up.

What happens tomorrow?

nothin, its allready happening.

I'm switching over to LBC because it seems promising.

Is there a reason that it pumps late thursday/early friday for a few weeks now?

asians getting their paychecks?

What is?

Oh, you FUCKING morons. goddamnit.

bitcoins second etf got rejected

Get on LBC now!!!

I'm trying to help you wagecucks out there

Wait? How is fucking Ethereum $53 right now?

I remember this garbage was almost dead just half a year go...

What happened here?

ETH just goes from 49/50 to 52/53 and back again over and over. Slow gains.

LBC on the other hand is taking off and now is the time to get in if you want to see some overnight success.

Nothing special is going to happen with ETH tomorrow. Can we all abandon this thread now, thanks.

Sell half and hold the rest until it's at $500

is march 31st rumour true?

Give them to me and I'll handle all the paperwork for you.

>nocoiners on suicide watch

So is crashing soon? When should I buy?

wtf is the march 31st rumor

ETH will be dumped on March 31st
insider traders have been starting early already

jealous nocoiners

youtu.be/eThVi1mhJjQ

i heard koreans are dumping on 31st

From
WHAT
Fucking
SOURCE
?

Veeky Forums.org/biz

youtu.be/DkrhiG3p6jk

What nonsense
"Who is buying Bitcoin right now?"
For starters, scores of people buying drugs.

It's just a stupid rumor on Veeky Forums. There is no March 31st drop.

get off my board ling

Why would it be "mega cool" to store all eBay transactions on the Ethereum network?
Saving tons of money, really?

If it's true I'm gonna get ready to trade or buy for more eth because eth discount days are a gift from kek. I'm sure JP Morgan and Microsoft are in because they give a fuck about what some south koreans are gonna do. We're talking trillion dollar markets in the future! THINK MCFLY!

kek

praise him

First time to deal with Crypto at all. Question.
How come ETH/BTC and ETH/USDT different Volume and price when I look on Poliniex.

WHY IS ETH SUPPOSED TO RISE
WHY IS ETH SUPPOSED TO LOWER

I need answers people

>How come ETH/BTC and ETH/USDT different Volume and price when I look on Poliniex.
They're independent markets
One is the volume of ETH/BTC trades in BTC
The other is the volume of ETH/USDT trades in USDT

Different markets

The Korean whale is going to dump ETH on March 31st. Expect 30-35 USD/ETH.

What's the market I should care about/ pay attention to? Protips?

What the fuck are you talking about dump? It was my understanding the whales were going to buy

The Korean whale (group) bought at 20-25

I glance the USDT because I'm interested in the dollar value even though I initially bought with BTC

That whale group has not bought yet, there have been multiple confirmations including from one of the members directly

i thought that was venezuela and the fact that coinbase put eth on their site

If it's true I'm gonna get ready to trade or buy for more eth because eth discount days are a gift from kek. I'm sure JP Morgan and Microsoft are in because they give a fuck about what some south koreans are gonna do. We're talking trillion dollar markets in the future! THINK MCFLY!

Venezuela moved to Pepecash
youtube.com/watch?v=uOLylE4vaHc

korean whales gonna dump it down to 25 dollar to buy back in

lmfao

Doesn't mean anyone has to sell their shit for a loss it means they can buy in cheap if it really gets there and stays there without flying back up thanks to everyone thirsty for that sweet eth