I keep seeing Indians posting this guy. What's his greatest achievement?

I keep seeing Indians posting this guy. What's his greatest achievement?

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too hard to explain
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Srinivasa_Ramanujan

btw
Dravidian South India is much wealthier and developed than Aryan North India, and most very smart Indians are southerners.
Another example
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viswanathan_Anand

first Indian to use the loo

was a math prodegy that solved some equations that baffled mathmaticians for centuries. Was educated in the UK. Everyone thought he would do something extraordinary with his life. Died at 27 from his stupid vegan diet.

He ran a fairly succesful Motel business with his mother

>I remember once going to see him (Ramanujan) when he was lying ill at Putney. I had ridden in taxi-cab No. 14, and remarked that the number seemed to be rather a dull one, and that I hoped it was not an unfavourable omen. "No", he replied, "it is a very interesting number; it is the smallest number expressible as the product of two and seven in two different ways (7*2 and 2*7)."

he was the 1st indian to migrate to the west as a dunkin donuts store clerk under the h1 visa in the 1850s. he obtained possession of his boss's business after drugging his boss with tainted curry. he started the popular indian business scheme trend by trafficking his 1 million relatives to work and live inside his dunkin donuts. today his empire controls all 7-11s, subways, dunkin donuts, hotels, convenience stores... throughout canada, usa, australia, and europe.

insanely good math prodigy with a capital P.
Died too soon.

One of the rare Indians to poo in the loo.

He did not fear the poo Witch.

That's not even funny. Kill yourself

How do you guys find this funny? Serious question

Kill yourselves ffs

look its aziz aziri

vibrating through walls

It's 1729 as the number and you know it

>I don't know what a joke is.

if poo n loo want funny then poo look in mirror

Veeky Forums is not your escape from your poo reality

Bumpy

This.

work in hotel franchising, and a LOT (if not ALL) of franchisees are Indians. According to one of the franchisees, he got his h1 and quit his computer "job" after five years, saved up enough to start a hotel, moved to a remote area of Pennsylvania, and had free labor from his extended family brought in from india. Now has five hotels.

He was quite funny in Parks and Recreation

You have no friends irl fuck you

Seriously how do you find this funny, it's ridiculous, insipid and wholly unoriginal

kys

being born with asperger

>Be me
>Walking with gf
>Car pulls up to us, Srinivasa guy in it, blasting curry pop music
>Doesn't say anything, just stares at gf
>Keeps rolling along besides us, saying nothing
>Ask him what he wants, no response, just keeps staring at gf
>Ask him if he has a problem, no response, just keeps staring at gf
>Tell him to fuck off, still no response, still keeps staring
>Throw a rock at his car, he drives off

>be me
>fat and ugly eighth grader
>walking home from school
>minding my own business
>Srinivasa guy pulls up in bright blue jetta
>asks if I'm looking for company
>never been propositioned for sex before
>briefly consider it
>he opens the passenger door
>crumpled fast food bags fall onto the ground
>I sprint home

>Srinivasa tech nerd behind my wife and I in line at security
>standing really close to her, exhaling hot fermented curry to her face
>starts talking to her
>she mentions me and makes a joke
>he just keeps talking to her awkwardly, and only her, until we can get through
>tell stories in first class to each other on the plane about how creepy Indian men are
>he was sitting behind us the whole time haha oops

No need to get upset poojeet

>be SriniPatel
>get fake diploma and credentials from Indian diploma mill
>immigrate to Poland as a skilled worker
>get a diversity-quota job
>stare at other workers all day, asking them to do all the work for me
>go back to India and marry virgin to bring back to Poland
>after 5 years, save enough money to buy a hotel and fast-food franchise in remote part of Poland
>live in a small room in my hotel with entire family
>bring in my extended family from India
>have free labor from my children, wife and extended family of 50
>buy up more hotels and start an empire based on unlimited extended family labor resources
>become leading Development Agent for hotel franchise in Poland
>target profiting hotels i would like to acquire
>as a Development Agent, make compliance Inspections on targeted franchise hotels
>force the targeted hotels to sell at below market value due to "compliance" issues
>as a Development Agent, only have extended family members on approved "buyers"
>extended family now owns all the hotels in the country
>we Patel Cartel nao