/wfg/ - Warframe General

and so the insidious cancer spreads...

ban nezha

that's cool, do you also hang out with the dev crew sometimes?

But I like sliding around shooting things!

Does DE know about Warframe porn memes like Embers futa cock and slippery Nezhas boipucci?

ogris is FUN

Well there is a rumor that DE lurks /wfg/ occasionally, so I guess.

you can't ban cute things

Remember when de turned us all into pedos by suddenly making every warframe that we sexualize be controlled by a fucking child?

Remember when it was explained that the child stereotype was chosen to give a feel of fragility for the player, despite anything above level 60 is easily capable of shredding your 400 pound suit of steel flesh?

Remember how de said we will kill eidolon with the tiny potatoes?

I'm suddenly wishing the plot on warframe had never developed. Is this all steve's writing? The way this is going I won't be surprised that the warframe that we build are all secretly the infected flesh of the potato's parents

oh for the days when Nezha was a relative rarity because his parts were locked behind the Sortie grindwall. Some players on console didn't even know he was in the game, I shit you not

I liked my own pre-second dream headcanon where the Warframes were being controlled from afar by a homicidal war criminal locked away by his masters for rampaging indiscriminately around the solar system.

You can do spy with any frame.

>still new to game
>managed to upgrade myself up a bit
>saturn spy mission
>forget to set to solo
>guy joins in
>full mk-1 geared mag rushes to point A sets off alarm starting data purge and immediately leaves party

Thats what i get for not running spy missions solo

>The way this is going I won't be surprised that the warframe that we build are all secretly the infected flesh of the potato's parents
So what you're saying is, the story of frame making has some womb to grow?

>lith fissure mission
>excavation
>3 other people join
>let's make some plat.png
>one guy went down three times and respawned every single time even though another team member was beside him
>in the first 5 minutes, not even 200 cryo yet
>another guy just opens all excavations available and can't defend even a single one, doesn't bring energy cores and rushes the excav even though we don't have enough reactant
>I defend an excav on my own while gathering reactant because the third guy is fight, he just goes everywhere, doesn't have a fucking care in the world, this guy just wants to fight

Turns out, the first relic we actually successfully opened had a tigris prime blueprint, I took it and didn't add any other relic, just afked at the evac site until everyone decided to come.

Fast forward 6 failed excavations while I was afk (around 180 cryo) they all come to evac.

>I afked more than half of the mission and had 45% damage dealt
>the guy who just fought and didn't care about the mission had 8%

ok, lemmie rephrase; will her 4 allow me to slip undetected between laser grids?

nigga just dont rush like a retard and you can literally fucking do spy missions with anything

If you get caught just clear the room turn off alarm and reset otherwise you should be able to stealth through no fucking problem

Spy missions should just default to solo unless you tick an option in your settings

I personally like the idea the player was a consciousness transplanted to different 3d printed infested flesh warframes.

But we can't have sane things. Your idea is still more sane that steve's oedipal complex rant. It's also what made ordis what he is

Gamea are often better without explanations/stort.

Does SUPERHOT needed explanation?

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>Reb is a fan of the nezhaposting

>rumour
Rebecca lurks here regularly, as do Glen, Scott, and Steve.
Sheldon doesn't, he's one of those "Veeky Forums's too scurry" people.

>you are a dude in a fake world who bought a vr game that leaks into reality
The absolute best of minimalism. What a amazing immersion it gives

>The way this is going I won't be surprised that the warframe that we build are all secretly the infected flesh of the potato's parents
I mean they ripped everything else off of Evangelion, so why not go full circle and literally make our warfarme our mom?
Then all we would need is for Ballas to replace Lotus and be an abusive father. Lotus could always become our drunk roommate that keeps hitting on us

VR version is true level.

What a dirty little slut; at least that explains the kinky-ass choker. She's probably the one doing the worst of the Nezhaposting, one hand busy fingering her dripping cunt whilst the other shitposts

>reb is a fujo
it all makes sense

Dude I didn't need this boner right now. beccaposting already gets me going.
>ywn slam becca's dripping wet gash while watching Nezha SFM porn together, while she tells you in her Lotus voice that you're a very good boy

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>DE being one of us

d-does that include m-megan..?

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Not sure about Megan, but I don't think so. She's way too clueless to be a /wfg/ browser. She doesn't understand half the *spoken* innuendo on Prime Time ffs.

>The Amniotic fluids make Nezha extra slippery
it all makes sense now

y'know user...
she probably only Nezhaposts after a nice warm shower, wearing nothing but a t-shirt two sizes too big. She has an extensive file of shota porn she keeps hidden in the deepest darkest recesses of her computer, dirty stuff that would probably ruin her career at DE if anyone ever found out. After browsing idly through her collection, her mind wanders over to the dirty little fuckers on 4chans /wfg/. She's betting they're posting some filthy, dirty depraved shit, the dirty little trolls. They make her life so miserable, she hates them so fucking much. But they're a lot more like her than she cares to admit. There's a dark kinship she feels with them, a shared desire to wallow in filth and misery. And suddenly, against her will, she's here again, on this miserable little blue board, another faceless user. She bites her lip and selects a cropped Nezha pic from her collection as her free hand steals over her neck and grips down on her jugular. She's going to be a very busy, bad little girl...

if only

ffffffffffuck you

Last Wednesday I returned to the game.

Today it hits me that I have once again nothing to do. After a 430 day break, what is there to do?

What rewards changed on raids? Kuva has any use outside riven? Can I trade it? How much are prime mod worth? Arching is untouched ever since then? How do I ducat farm efficiently? What the fuck is synthula?

I'm Mr 22 and once again there's no reason to up my rank. I'm not even sure I'd want to

Nice writing skills

complete your prime collection :)

>what is there to do?
waiting for PoE to be released and shi- Nezhaposting

I mean, what point is there leveling up beyond MR15, really?

thanks user

>tfw I liked Nezha back when he was a sortie reward because he is the only male frame that fits my body type and allows me to identify with the frame.
>all this Nezha posting
>all this /ss/ Nezha posting
it doesn't help that I have a pregnancy fetish

daily standings
reactant space
better mr symbol
loadout slots

thats about it

L O N D O N
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>turning gayposting straight
rude

Looks good on your resume when you apply for raids or endless missions.

heheheh....BUENO

>Being racist towards straight people
How progressive!

Can you guys please share your warframe pictures folders? Lost mine with failed HDD.

Thanks.

oh boy

she could be getting off to gay Warframe lewds

>gayposting
most of the Nezha art is him being dominated by female frames or futa versions of the female frames.
Take your homosexual urges and project them on an actual gay frame like Excalibur

>Rebecca doing most of the gayposting all along
>Eventually turning almost /wfg/ queer entirely

The lump at the center of Nezhas face makes it look like he has a huge, cartoony shnozz

>dominated by futa
>not gay
sure user

All according to her straight corruption fetish...how dastardly of her

>futa is somehow outside the gay spectrum

Don't turn this into an "are traps gay" argument.
Just come out of the closet already.

Even sadder is only just now I realise the design on the face is meant to be a Lotus.

i consider personally traps as gay and im gay af

The valkyr in the oncropped version is a full female with a big fat pussy

>futa is gay
>not wanting to get impregnated by Ivaras cock right in your boipussy
what are you, a faggot?

ohhhhh....damn

>i consider personally traps as gay
How exactly is Nezha a trap? He's a lithe pretty boy but at no point does he dress up like a girl, I've seen Loki depicted in lingerie more often

When will a frame that's fun, cool looking, and good come out?

I miss old Mesa. I know she's still good but auto-aim turret mode was funner.

I'm really starting to get pissed off. This mastery rank 9 test is bullshit (the stealth assassination one). Got spotted once but the enemies didn't reset so my other two tries were detected immediately.

This happened yesterday too. Why the fuck would they think this is a good idea? Their stealth mechanics aren't strong enough to test people on and gate people from progression.

>but auto-aim turret mode was funner.
>doing nothing at all was funner
You must love hydroid

>channeled
>attacks

Fun fact, trap/trans porn got no attention on gay sites, but exploded in popularity when introduced to straight sites

>How exactly is Nezha a trap?
From the front he kind of looks like a twin-tailed, flat-chested girl in a minidress

I preferred the former implications that although we were once Void kids, we were yanked from our bodies and stuffed into frames.

The fact that the kids are still alive removes most of the sense of tragedy. Like, sure, we were forced to be child soldiers, but it was so much more interesting when we were children thrown into the meat grinder and turned into unstoppable, amoral killing machines.

Nah, he's ugly.

>this thread

i want valkyr to perma gape my boipussy!

The only reason I even realised this today is cause after being super bummed out for terrible real life reasons a friend who knows I like the frame showed me a cartoon about the mythological figure and the lotus design features heavily in it.

It also makes a shitload of stuff they included with the frame make a lot more sense too which is nice.

Then there was hilarious stuff like him being born from an egg that took three years for his wife to lay, that upon cracking open cause his dad hit it with a sword a lotus flower came out, bloomed, and a tiny baby Nezha came out and started running around.

Took me about four practice runs to nail a good path to success. Since the spawns and paths of the enemies are identical every time you can learn good timing of movement to be when and where to pull it off.

user, the tenno are the bad guys
Stalker did nothing wrong

Was it ever done something about lunaro?

Was it ever explained the ball being the destroyed moon on a ancient sport?

Did they fixed lunaro "matchmaking"?

Is there anything on any archwing mission to justify grinding it?

Why would someone do conclave?

I have everything cooking but the frames. This weekend I'll try to get into the void and at least farm ducats but if that's all there is to it, I might take a break again. I had so much Plat I actually invested in legendary cores and still had 1750p left. Not many reasons to even get that much Plat.

DE is not known for fixing their shit. You should have practiced before doing it.

>every pretty boy is a trap
If they don't dress up like a girl they're not a trap, he looks more like a guy with a nice lithe swimmers body

nezha was a mistake

>wife
I meant mother, the father who was a king was like "WHY IS MY WIFE PREGNANT FOR 3 YEARS"

I wish I could go inside the mind of the average frost player and figure out what makes them think that this shit is beneficial to anyone in any way.

These people should just be rounded up and gassed.

>Stalker did nothing wrong
he failed to kill the operator

I'm not sure we're bad so much as just not good. Least we killed off the Orokin.

No one really seems to be the good guys though.

>Then there was hilarious stuff like him being born from an egg that took three years for his wife to lay
>oviposition
>going overdue
muh dick

>defense mission
>instead of bubbling the coffin he bubbles all the entrances that the enemies use
>waves take 3x longer than they would have otherwise

the retardation of frost bubblefags is a wonder and a joy to behold...until they shit up my survivals

Someone post the picture of Frosty and his team dead in a snowglobe on infested defense.

u s e t h r o w i n g w e a p o n s

In either way our parents are so dead we might as well be batman.

The or ok in were innocent after all, they only wanted all potatoes killed and the universe to be under their orwellian dictatorship

#orokinlivesmatter

Tbqh it's real weird how the potatoes are nothing but weapons. All they do is kill at different brand of speed and ways, what peaceful use is there for the player asides taking pictures of plants and shit

Dear DE, can you FUCKING fix LEPHANTIS ?

>DE is not known for fixing their shit. You should have practiced before doing it.
not him but there's a small amount of random bullshit in there, though. sometimes they're able to detect you from stupid places. coupled with the aforementioned no-reset on fail makes it particularly aggravating.