/lolg/ - League of Legends general

HEAVY and METAL edition

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Jinx makes my pee pee tingle

xth for breast metal waifu

secondary xth for based op

Daily reminder

youtube.com/watch?v=5-mT9D4fdgQ

Pentakill Poppy when?

>inting

why do shitters say this instead of feeding now

Maybe they're looking for an excuse to report the feeder?

Inting is supposed to be shorthand for intentional feeding.

THERE IS SERIOUSLY A LACK OF JINX FAPFICS

what's that /lolg/? tyler1 is finally getting unbanned? thats' right loser's , the time has come

tyler1 is getting unbanned from leage and u kid's literally have NOTHING more to say

used to talk real loud about how toxic he is and now ur all silent as a mouse, cute LOL

you hate while the hatin's good, keyboard warriors always lose

SAD!

Because they're two different things?

>People hate on missions
>People hate on chests
>People hate on reworks of old never used champs
>People hate on new items
>People hate on new champs
>People hate on icons
>People hate on new (free) runes
>people hate on masteries
>People hate on additional modes

Honestly to god i don't even play this game anymore but what the fuck do you even want.

got striker ezreal from a chest

Vocabulary changes over time my man

I know but inting sounds so.. cold. like its something a dota 2 player would say rather than the fun jovial sounding feeding

this t b h s m h f a m
these toxic n tilted bois better adapt

they just had to make runes free and use the new runes as mastery system desu
it is going to be awful to play ww without my atk speed runes

xth for Syndra

>different people...
>like different things??
>AND DISLIKE DIFFERENT THINGS AS WELL?!?!

Has anyone here jungled with new runes on PBE?

How's the clear? i'd imagine it would be pretty trash without the early stat boost you get from current runes

Or Lucian. It feels terrible not to have that attack speed.

Jungle monsters are weaker you fucking dullard

You still start with ~20% AS with precision secondary

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>2. You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

>Worlds 2015 """""rotations""""""
>Worlds 2016 """"power spikes"""""

What will the buzzword of 2017 be?

You realise you get like 12% attack speed if you take the precision tree?

>Arclight Yorick still isn't out yet
>What the fuck are Riot doing?
Probably (hopefully) improving the model. I don't play Yorick, but the skin is fantastic and could be made all the better if they even make the shaping of the head-piece and the fabric closer to the splash-art, never mind the colour of the gold. This concept deserves the proper attention.

then what the fuck is the point
it is still the same cake recipe shit it was before

xth for cute boys wearing cute clothing while playing support~

ribbon comic when

pre-game power

woah there homo fuck off
I want someone to pretend to be sona, a big tiddy who shuts the fuck up

Reminder there is no proof of /lolg/ claims about female sexuality.

Yeah, I remember now, my bad. I think you can have even more if you pick some up from lesser runes or something.

Don't start shit if you're just going to leave me with a broken heart.

>xth for not being a passive poubelle
Literally give Janna of all people more ability to setup, engage and be proactive and people are still on about this nonsense. Shameful.

Only after her VGU and lore rape/revision.

Reminder thaWHENS MAGMA CHAMBER YOU HACK FRAUDS

Getting rid of garbage like crit runes and such, simplifying it for the mouth breather that are their target audience, and to limit combos for balancing better theoretically.

I don't even know why people are so negative about this stuff anymore. They could give Dragon Trainer Tristana for free to everyone tomorrow and people would be upset about the free stuff.

>male strawman is a depressed idiot who falls in love with fictional characters
>we're supposed to empathise with him
>le sjw boogeyman

and you guys wonder why you cant get dates

This and then she can finally get her Cheerleader and Surprise Party skins! In other words, none of it is happening in a long, long time.

But Illaoi is a qt
>not liking barbeque

Ranged tanky female top laner.

Speaking of illaoi will we ever get another serpent isles champ?

>intentional feeding needs to be specified against feeding
Wew lad...

Next champion is a mage by CertainlyT.

Thats all we know.

Report and hide vladfag posts on sight.
Allowing fujoposting is the worst mistake this general has ever made.

No league human female is 100% unfuckable.

On the other hand theres plenty of males who are downright repulsive to women (I agree Braum is not one of them but he's the closest analogue to illaoi). Just shows what culture we live in.

Sona is for ______

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>griefing and being bad at the game aren't important to separate
You used the [X]unskilled teammate report button in seasons 1 and 2 didn't you?

probably never. Illaoi will be pigeonholed into Bilgewater even though she technically isn't from there, like Fizz. I'm just wanting for a fanservice skin.

ayy lmao

>female sexuality
Care to remind me why I care, again?

>No league human female is 100% unfuckable.
>On the other hand theres plenty of males who are downright repulsive to women

huh no theres not not in league

banning. (Unless Janna is in play)

>On the other hand theres plenty of males who are downright repulsive to women
Yeah like how we have men who want to fuck female (and male) yordles but no women would actually want to fuck teemo or veigar.

Men and women are different and that's all there is to it.

>tfw no one to do close combat with

baron power plays

Which champion smells the best

>We get turret first blood
>We got two fire drakes and rift herald (enemy team has zero drakes)
>People still manage to tilt because one teammate didn't play like they wanted them to, even though that didn't cost anything to the game

Vi
if you like sweaty musky breeding pheromones

last year at this time the teemoing was already on the pbe

>but no women would actually want to fuck teemo or veigar.
hoo boy user you wouldn't believe how wrong you were

That's all well and good, but you should know something about the type of man you're attracted to. He's way out of your league. He's not going to fuck you, he's REALLY not going to give you kids for which he would be held legally and financially responsible for 20-something years. He's probably got larger genitalia than average, too, because he's homosexual or bi at best, which just means he's going to fuck twinks in his prime and only settle for a cum dumpster once he's old and broken anyway.

I should have made myself clearer. I mean women(female)

Ok

Eh, some do like the size difference. Size difference is just cute in general, but it's obviously not for everyone. Helps that that's how Yordles are structured on average. Neither am I saying it purely due to the size difference, because as with many physical traits they're more like bonuses next to what you admire about the person/character (or believe you do).

Yes user, Women (Female) are also attracted to little yordle types of the Man (Male) origin.

> lolbabies will never know the feeling of playing armored death incarnate controlling undead dragons and zombies

>lolbabs will never experience the thrill of high-APM, multi-unit heroes in their lifetime

That fringe number is completely irrelevant compared to the number of male yordlefuckers. You might as well say there aren't any unfuckable male champions after all since you can always find a weirdo who likes them if you look hard enough, much like you can find a minority of weirdos who want to fuck anivia.

When the fuck is this new champ getting shown off???

>tfw haven't played in years
>tfw don't have the spiciest new memes

december

Within 6 months.

Here:
REEE ARDENT CENSER
REEE DUSKBLADE
EZREAL JUNGLE
FUCK JANNA

>he wouldn't want to fuck anivia
okay I'm here to call you out on your shite taste

Why the fucking shit are you so excited for a new champion when this game has enough balancing issues as is?

For reference, all champions from 2016 are fucked except Taliyah in viability.

I'll get you started with one

Hope you can collect them all!

>females don't want to fuck ivern

new champions are the only interesting thing in this shit stain of game

i agree about the they don't usually settle part but the rest is total salty bollocks

CertainlyT is making this champ, the yasuo creator, that's why I care.
I asked a rioter on the forums when we'd be getting details and he said "soon tm" But Idk when that is.

>he doesn't ship cock x chicken
sucks 2 be u lad

This or Leoric is what Morde should be

>referring to women as "females"
Might as well tattoo "permavirgin" on your forehead, fatty.

>For reference, all champions from 2016 are fucked except Taliyah in viability.


cough kled cough

You can think whatever you want, fujo. All of my opinions are backed by SCIENCE. At least the bit about dick size. And bi guys being filthy whores.

because there isn't a chance in hell you looked at your screen and didn't realize you were going to die you stupid piece of shit

Riot's waiting for the ultimate balancing issue before addressing anything overpowered unless its Janna who just ruins the game for everyone.

na.leagueoflegends.com/en/featured/preseason-update

After this update when tower killing Cho'gath becomes a thing Riot will nerf that shit into the ground but first we have to experience it.

I've said it before and I'll say it now:

proof?

>new runes are exactly the same as the old runes because you can passively get some attack speed
fuck off, retard

Making beautiful music with both literally and as a sexual innuendo/metaphor

he used male for yordlefucker

wish i was a fatty though, wouldn't have to get up at 5am to lift everyday to slay boipucci

>when the moans are melodic

name a shittier skin theme than pool party

Beast hunter

And they sound like this: youtube.com/watch?v=Nq_r19xoKJE

star guardians

Rito should release more black girls champs so qt black cosplayers have something to cosplay.