Falling for fake leaks - Edition
>Should I buy OW?
pastebin.com
No!
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>Latest PC patch notes
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>Overwatch dev tracker
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>Hero tips, tricks and basics
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>Personal stats / leader boards
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So when are we going to stop making generals for this dead-ass game?
I love Jamison!
>Should I buy OW?
pastebin.com
No!
why did you edit my op, huh?
I think it will just happen. We sit on 12 hours per. Wont be long before we hit 24 hours per general and people stop posting
Mei is for anal creampies.
Harpooning like the whale she is.
>my op
you own Veeky Forums or something buddy?
M O M M Y
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oh fuck off, it's been slower than this before, and it will be faster once the halloween event comes out.
DEVELOPER UPDATE IN 5 MINS
Do you want to solo carry games?
Do you want to be undying menace to enemy squishies?
Are you a raging weeaboo?
Do shurikens and katanas make your dick diamonds?
Do you like to dive the backline and then spam i need healing?
Fear not Overwatch has just the hero for you, take a look into the box of mystery to find out who could carry you to the fame and prestige of gold!
PROVE IT RETARD
>there are people out there that actually think this game isn't dead
Lol!
Oh hey guys!
Welcome to my plane.
First one to buy a lootbox gets onboard.
Olivia online
Do you want to play the hero with the most annoying uncounterable combo in the game?
Wait three minutes?
>pharah and junkrat can now get headshot bonuses
Discuss how this would destroy the game
>people
It's just that one guy that cries about "dead game" posts every couple of hours.
I can settle for this, though putting her on a leash sounds more fun.
Do you think she has a landing strip?.
>there are people who have nothing better to do than spam generals whining about games being dead
user-kun i...
Is.. is it the Katana man?
Here's Teeeeeeeee.Racer!
>Overwatch isn't dead guys.
>Stop making fun of my dead game! People totally don't hate it!
>eat my puss
IT'S UP
ANA GETS NO SKIN
>avatarfagging as winston
lel
>headshot bonus
>on a character that is always directly above you
>her rockets are so big the player would have to purposely miss to get a bodyshot
>still leaving in the troll shit in the OP
Please stop.
>Spams three jumps and gets one shotted by a sneaky Hanzo
WICKED!
Just wondering what your motivation is, you get nothing from sitting in the general whining about how shit the game is, why don't you go play something you find better instead of whining
>muh pron
blue board, google "Overwatch hentai" if you want to see real anime tiddies
i really really like mei.
IT'S UP
HALLOWEEN IS CANCELLED BECAUSE ALL OF YOU WERE TOXIC PIECES OF SHIT
What troll shit?
Not really. The generals have grinded to a halt because everyone was disappointed by Doomfist.
lul
proven wrong
We're not, trolls are just going to make shittier and shittier OPs tho
Why do people go to Borderlands threads to laugh at Anthony Burch? Why do people shitpost in Undertale threads?
Because your game is a fucking joke.
Me too user.
She'd look even better in a Gstring .
>Be me
>Some fag tries to flank me
>Fly round and round back to my teammates until this said flanker gets fucked by my teammates
>Be me
>Fly around the point reviving my teammates and keeping the whole team healed
>Be me
>Move like a jet and damn near impossible to hit
You cucks used to call me healslut but now I'm the one laughing at you.
...
>I dislike thing, therefore I must waste my life whining and crying about said thing!
Oh BOY Reaper gets another skin.
oy vey how did he know
>play Mei
>time your shift to freeze perfectly before getting stunned
>start freezing
>unfreeze and get stunned anyway
>watch the replay and see that you never froze in the first place
>check ping
>300
WHY WON'T IT STOP
oh hello there feets
Huntercree, and Skullman reaper confirmed
The fact that most of these threads are just filled with "Overwatch is dead!" "No it's not!" kind of proves the game is dying.
Here comes T.Racer!
TOLD YOU WE WOULD GET A TEASER EAT MY SHIT
>his job is posting memes on twitter feed
ebin
>mommy in less than a week
who's excited???
Neat, gonna save up points to buy some cool skins
Oh my God, that looks fucking terrible.
>VAN HELCREE
FUCK YEAR
All systems checked out, ready for combat maneuvers.
Start saving those Lootboxes!
>points
YOURE NOT GONNA BUY LOOTBOXES?!
who's the nigger who really wanted some kind of vampire slayer mccree and keeps posting it here? looks like you got your wish since that's clearly a nosferatu reaper skin
Is it that fucking Van Helsing Mcree? Who's Dracula then?
These twitter replies are so bad holy shit
Lol not going to waste a dime on buying boxes, when the event is up you can straight up buy skins for 1000 points
So the leak on /v/ was real? He predicted the Mccree Hunter skin
Reaper you idiot
If you mean yesterday. Wrong. Look at OP.
The vanhelsing shit has been teased since the hallloween comic
Delete.
M-me.
Mercy is the only one who awakens these feelings in me.
nah, he didn't mention the reaper skin so i'm calling that he just got lucky since van-hellcree was a popular concept.
To be fair, we've predicted that since the comic that came out last year. That was his costume in it.
People have wanted the Van Helsing skin since last year when it showed up in the halloween comic.
It proves shit.
YEA BOI
and thats when his stream of skins dies
Don't be silly user, t."Ray"cer is the only pilot in Overwatch!
Nigga Reaper is a spooky skeleton, not Dracula.
look at the clothes you fucking underage nigger
Are you ready for Lena's new skin?
Mccrees looks decent but Reapers is pretty boring, it pales in comparison to his pumpkin one
I WANT A MERCY BDSM SKIN FOR HALLOWEEN
>I need heali-
I am interested in learning and being good at Sombra.
Should I?
Tips and advice from good Sombras/people who've seen good Sombras would be appreciated.
>I don't buy lootboxes
poor genji :
>Mercy might get another skin
I would buy enough boxes to empty my bank account if it meant getting bdsm mercy
Give me five (5) good reasons that I should buy your loot boxes.
How would you feel if I told you that his Dracula skin causes his shift to make him turn into a swarm of bats?
>teaser comes out
>shitposting stops
It's funny what people do when they're bored
>NEW SKIN FOR REAPS AGAIN
>AND IT'S SHIT
Wow, what a wasted legendary spot.
Sub or domme?
LINK THE TEASER! LINK IT, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
One involves me breaking your arm
>tfw you become the best hero in the game in one update
domme, there's no other option
are you a leaker or something?
go on spill the details
I don't think that's a great reason, but I'll accept it.
What about the other four?
woah it's almost as if buffs make heroes better
Fuck it, do both. That way I can see sexy dom Mercy while dressing as a sub one. That'd be fucking hot.
You mean 4 fingers?
Screw off, Jeff, are you trying to get me fired or something?!
This wasn't a buff though, this was full on steroids.