Why has no billionaire silicon valley tech guy staged a coup in some impoverished African shithole and established...

Why has no billionaire silicon valley tech guy staged a coup in some impoverished African shithole and established himself as Dictator? Is there anything right now preventing them from doing this?

because the negro warlord of the area would scalp the millennial faggot the second they step foot on the land

Because few people with the money to do this have the expertise, and if you come up snake eyes there's a good chance you die horribly.

Which is why you would put a bunch of ex-military on payroll. There are about a million ways you could pull something like this off. It would be a ton of fun, and these guys are pretty creative.

yeah it's real fun watching millions of people be killed. literally kys you disgusting cocksucker

Because nobody wants to live in a hot shithole surrounded by worthless niggers

Why would anyone want to do that?

It'd be fun

Typical American assuming every person in the world would literally suck dick for cash. Africans don't care about money unless they're from the far north or the deep south. You could pay the most highly trained and most loyal troops in the congo to be your personal body guards and they could just decide to kill you. There's no reason for them not to actually since you founded a goddamn country for them.

>Hey Charlie, you want to work for Donnie meme website and help him establish a coup in some sub-saharan African country?
>What, is he trying for a friendly government to protect his mining investments?
>No, he wants to run the damned thing.
>Fuck, doesn't he realize the massive bureaucracy, battle against endemic corruption, fight against tropical diseases, sanctions based on human rights violations, and possibility of dying in a coup due to his lack of political experience?
>No.

It has been attempted before OP. Your motivation wouldn't be the motivation of anyone with the ability or resources to do this.

morals?

How is living in constant paranoia of assassination fun?

Because then they'd have to live in Africa.

>Yeah, that sounds really dangerous. Better sit in my cubicle and eat cheetos until the end of time. Don't want to risk dying because as long as I stay here I'm immortal!

This already happens in a few countries. It kind of works.

If you're already a multimillionaire or billionaire you have better shit to do. Nice false dichotomy though.

You're not big boss, nigga

Actually had the thought today about some rich guy hiring a private military and taking over Somalia and creating a trading hub

You mean like Simon Mann tried to do? If you have a PMC and alot of money you can try it, but try not to fail or you will get tortured 24/7 for 10 years

Chinese companies are raping Africa for its natural resources.

Chinks/Pajeets are better when you need cheap labor.

...are you the user who keeps spamming "Empire of Dust"?

would probably get assassinated by CIA

Because jiggaboos wouldnt let him. This a serious question or autism?

Or you could use that money to create a biological weapon that targets specific genes predominate in black people.

Then when all the dudes are dead, you come in and take over with your PMC.

I have an idea that will work wonders.
>Turboprop monoplanes militarized

>implying they're not already
It's more profitable and sustainable long term to instead use a large corporation which props up a dictator as a fall guy, while bribing the dictator to rape said countries resources for pennies without any government interference

Because coups only occur when the military is dissatisfied with the current government. And also, you would need to be in the country's military to stage a coup. Uganda's military wouldn't want to serve a random dude from another country. They'd probably arrest or execute him.

Trump is already doing this. He's upped African activities and wants to seize their resources

Wasn't malaysia, the u.s, and india are created under the same mantra? The one thing that differed is that the company shipping lines were protected by the navy.

Have you never heard of Eeben Barlow? Needless to say there's a reason he's still in business.

They aren't loyal to Juntas from their own country, you think they're gonna be loyal just because you pay them off. They are already corrupt as fuck and have access to billions of dollars worth of Oil/BloodDiamonds... depending on the country>t would be a ton of fun, and these guys are pretty creative.
Sure, trying to maintain control over a poverty ridden country riddled by civil war is gonna be way more hellza fun than chilling in Gstaad with Russian Hookers and in the safe company of other billionaires AND NOT HAVING TO WATCH OVER YOUR BACK FOR TRAITORS.

Fuck Veeky Forums is naive
Okay, not all of Veeky Forums are naive

kek

>The one thing that differed is that the company shipping lines were protected by the navy.
Another Major difference was they had Western Armaments, that made all the difference in the days of the British India Company or whatever that created Malaysia and India. It mean that a foreign force with only a fraction of the troops could BTFO of the natives.
A software billionaire couldn't do that, not even the Russians bother with it when they instigate regime change, instead they opt for "Non-Linear War" I think it's called. Total victory is no longer the objective, instead a balance of power.

Because it's much nicer and easier to buy a privite French island estate if you are super rich.
Like 100,000 times eiser.
Even if you warlorded your way into your own country, where is your infostrucure to bring you all the convinces of modern life? Even something like power plants and the fuel to keep them running and the crews to keep the lines repaired are very bothersome from the ground up, and that's like 1 of 40 things you'd need to maintain,

>Niggers
>People

Because they would be competing with the multinational corporations that already do this. Chinks for example have lots of East African puppet states and they basically own Zimbabwe at this point.

The Sword of Damocles

Pretty much this.

The only reason why the middle east is richer than Africa is because of oil money to buy them gibs

Yeah just look at Yemen. Same people as Saudis except they don't have oil. Result? Total impoverished shithole. Arguably the worst country on the planet

No coffee shops

>T. sandnigger
We gotta bring population down to 5000.000, so only 7000.000.000 to go

I gotta say, people always talk about force multipliers, like it gives some huge edge to a Navy Seal compared to a Somali with an ak47.

Realistically a gun is a gun, a bullet is a bullet; there is no magic behind guns / aiming.

You can pick up a gun, and shoot / hit a target reliably with in 30 minutes. You can learn to clean / assemble guns reliably in about 2-4 hours.

I have a very hard time believing that 60-200 people could fight an army of 20,000-40,000 people unless there was a huge technological advantage like cruise missles, drones, bombers, etc (like the conquistadors type advantage).

Whenever the Seals fight the somalis, the seals always get a few of themselves killed.

You're completely wrong

they had shitloads of helicopters, intelligence, satellites, vehicles, missles, and still 1/2 of them were injured/crippled.

The last somali : Seal conflict, the somalis won, by just blasting the seals with RPGs and bullets, the second the seals stepped off their helo.

Triggered nigger lover?

im just saying... those statistics prove my point...

"injured" doesn't mean a scratch, it usually means, the person is disabled/fucked for life.

This was almost 24 years ago as well.

I think poorer countries are closing the military gap with richer countries. America has spent trillions trying to defeat Afghanistan, Iraq, Yemen, Somalia, Syria, Libya, but they have tended to get their asses kicked over and over and over again.

Vietnam would be another example

Are you fucking retarded?
There's no reason to hire Africans. You can just hire a paramilitary company like Academi that's filled with ex American muhreens and special forces that have no ties to anything in Africa.

There only contractrs are with government.

NO ONE hires them except for government.

Indian/Pakistani/Philippine/Indonesian Special forces would be 1/10th-1/20th the price of a murican muhreen, and they will speak better English, draw less attention, and generally be a higher class of people.

No one is going to give a shit if they shit in the street, hell, that makes them a more cost-efficient soldier.