I have 0 useful skills, except a bit of financial/IT knowledge.
I've never worked in my life except cushy jobs. I can't get hired in the trades in USA due to a DUI.
I have about 525k, and all it does is grow and grow, but I still remain the same useless sack of shit.
I'm smart, but I can't go to school due to crippling anxiety. I want to work in a job, but I am too embarrassed to start at $8 in retail. Is landlording a good start, I would have to relocate and go hyper-leverage like 75% LTV, in a city I have never been too, and know nothing about.
Can't go to school due to >crippling anxiety Fug off
Really once you actually try to do something you think you 'can't possibly do', you'll see how quickly it turns out that you can actually do it Humans are adaptable, cunt
Alexander Torres
well, fine, i just don't want to go to school for programming, or accounting.
I want to work, make money, and start a business, but I don't want to do this at Subway or McDonalds.
John Young
What sort of business might you want to do? What is it that actually interests you? You have a very decent amount of money to play with so you have more than a few options
Jackson Stewart
septic tank pumping is one that screams my name
but the DUI prevents me from getting experience in the USA
Jason Lee
Sounds like you just came here to bitch OP go to Kikebook to vent next time.
Jonathan Edwards
honestly I have never seen a business I wanted to own/work in except for commercial driving.
IT sucks, tons of competition, and your employees would steal customers.
Medical/Law requires pesky licenses
Food service sucks, finance doesn't really exist on a small scale except payday loans/pawn shops, which are often under scruitiny.
maybe a tow truck, but the DUI would be problematic, plumber/electrician/pest control are all unavailable due to DUI.
Become a soulless [literally] heartless pulseless bloodsucking greedy filthy falseflagging insider trading politician.
I believe in you OP, you can do it.
Jordan Wright
I was also kicked out of the military.
That is one of my dream jobs, but due to military political power, I think I would have better chances at becoming the PM of Wales, New Zealand, or Scotland.
Thomas King
Did you get booted because of a DUI? What was your discharge? Did you ever deploy? Mitchell is that you?
Isaac Cruz
>septic tank pumping is one that screams my name
why
Isaiah Scott
nope
joined for dumb reason, got my ass out after 5 months , other than honorable conditions (erroneous enlistment) they claimed I lied to them about my medical history (schizoid)
Joseph Wilson
130k investment cosst get to work 8-12 hours a day, outside You get to drive and go around beautiful neighboorhoods, charging people lots of money.
People don't call you because your good with words, or because your friendly (can be schizoid/autistic). They call you because they NEED YOU TODAY!
Lincoln Brown
>I can't get hired in the trades in USA due to a DUI. What fucking unions have you been talking to?
Adrian Collins
Mentalcel confirmed. The only job for anti social mentalcels is a shitcoin trader. You have 500k so you could become a whale. Get close with whale pumpers and control btc price action. Apparently korean whales are dumping eth tomorrow.
Isaiah Bailey
IBEW & craigslist
Thomas Howard
> I can't go to school due to crippling anxiety. take online classes at a community college/university, or take hybrid classes where you only ever go into class when there's a test to take. You can get a 'real' degree entirely by doing this
What do you want to do? Landlording could be a good start, if it's what you're interested in and willing to do.
John Robinson
landlording, driving commercial trucks, construction, even managing a franchise restaurant.
I am just embarrassed to start as a dishwasher, but would have no problem starting out as a ditch digger.
I want to continue living with my father, because I make bad decisions without being around family.
I can't take managerial accounting online, the one class I need to transfer to a fully online 4 year program, online...
I went to the school, but had breakdown, quickly dropped the class.
Levi Hill
why don't you continue working at cushy jobs? You just don't like them? You have all this fucking money and you don't want to start at the bottom, why not just suck it up and go get an engineering degree or whatever and start out making 50k/year?
>commercial trucks well you have plenty of money, you can easily go get your CDL for cheap as hell and then start driving >construction construction people hire anybody, as long as you can do the work and not be an autist. You can finder helper jobs or maybe even just walk onto a jobsite and ask for a job, and then work your way up from there >franchise restaurant do you have any management experience, or any restaurant experience?
I don't get you man, you say you have crippling anxiety but you want to work in construction or as a manager of a restaurant? Those are normie tier extrovert jobs
Joshua Sullivan
i dont like calculus, physics, chemistry. I stopped math after Calc B, stats, and NPV calculations.
no to restaraunt experience, i have experience managing semi retarded people and junkies (maybe section 8 landlording)
Is this actually true?
"just walk onto a jobsite and ask for a job"
Michael Phillips
All the introvert jobs I could get are dogshit unless I go to school for another 4-5 years
I just don't like schools application/registration. Huge amounts of time waiting, very unflexible, if you get a better offer somewhere else they fuck you hard if you leave (happened last time I went to 4 year school)
Josiah Robinson
I met i lot (and i mean a lot) of americans in my city, they are all here because it is easier to make money here and people are happier. This country is called Brazil, believe or not, my former English teacher was a vet from the Afeganistan war (2002) and he said he does not want to return to america because Brazil offers so much more opportunity for americans than in the US.
Samuel Brooks
Brazil is the biggest shithole in the world, it's literally the Purge happening right now on those streets, no police or corrupt police, people are freely killing each other, looting, robbing, raping. Take a quick trip to Bestgore and tell me Brazil is a great place of opportunity
Angel Stewart
Brazil is a country that kills negroes, as long as you does not have a nigger's soul, you should be fine.
Brazil has great opportunities because the people here are likes to have a simple life, so if you want to do something here, you can. For example, i am a businessman, i have a small business and i never had any problem here, and EVERY fucking time someone is killed here, it is a robber or some drug dealer, the own population kill the motherfuckers here.
>Brazil is the biggest shithole in the world You better remind that for those filthy chinks that are flooding my country.
>Take a quick trip to Bestgore and tell me Brazil is a great place of opportunity What A has to do with B?
Just stay away from here, you are taking internet jokes pretty serious and it is clouding your mind.
James Allen
>Just stay away from here Okay, will do. Why would any sane white person move to Brazil when 99% of it are monkeys who murder each other worse than niggers do? Why go to a socialist hellscape where people are cannibalizing each other in the prisons and starving to death in the villages?
Josiah Morales
I would sooner move to china/malaysia, uk, spain, czech, or russia than brazil.
Brazil is a little bit nicer than south africa due to mixing, but around that tier.
I trust Mexicans more than brazilians.
Xavier Gomez
brazil is a fucking shithole homie. how are those empty olympic stadiums doing? fucking kek
Alexander Hughes
Everybody needs a role model
wtf is a mentalcel? I'm guessing it means psychotically unhinged and can't get laid?
>I am just embarrassed to start as a dishwasher, but would have no problem starting out as a ditch digger. Why are you embarrassed? Why do you need a job if you got cash.
The real question: what are your dreams user?
Wait I remember hearing Patrice O'Neal talk about this... he would fly over to Brazil once a year just to spend time with hookers, as in hold their hand out in public, getting the whole rent-a-girlfriend experience and also bang them.
It's basically white 60 year old divorcees leaving the West and marrying young Chinese or Thai brides and living large on the exchange rate, yeah?
Or is there an attraction for Westerners to Brazil that goes beyond bonking?
