Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: store.steampowered.com/news/22385/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Interactive Map: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/interactivemap/

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
Streamlink: github.com/streamlink/streamlink
GUI: github.com/streamlink/streamlink-twitch-gui

>UPCOMING TOURNAMENT: SL i-League Invitational Season 3

Homepage: starladder.com/en
Tournamnet preview: soon tm
Liquipedia: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/StarLadder/i-League_Invitational/3
Dotabuff: dotabuff.com/esports/leagues/5579-sl-i-league-invitational-season-3
VODS: soon tm

>DAILY ESPORTS: DreamLeague Season 8

Stream: go.twitch tv/dreamleague
Liquipeida: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/DreamLeague/Season_8

PREVIOUSLY ON DEE TOO GEE:

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>user wouldn't you rather spend a day at the beach with me, instead of playing that weird game you yell at all the time?
What do

1st for Luna

>OP is now longer than my dick
dotachads?

Shut up, Pudge

Low test LoLbeta spotted

just a reminder ta is the best bondage slave

Fat girls need a fat dick
would fuck hard

nth for shitting on UK "pro scene"

>low level account demands mid over a 7k
FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY DO PEOPLE WANT TO LOSE?

Can she beat Beesa in a 1v1?

people want to play the game
not be a support cocksucker

I don't think sheepo counts as a pro...

Just a reminder that dom TA > sub TA

well yeah
streamable.com/37zg8

based
following rime and beesa to NA dota when

Is Beesa still playing?
Not seen him since FDL broke up.

Get +4 friends if you want a set role for every PUBLIC match.

>"If I don't try then the UK Dota scene will be more pathetic than it already is"

Who said we wanted pros and events?
Just go to TI again if you care that much about Dota

He's popped up on NA FPL lately yeah

BrekyCP is fucking terrible

>tfw you will never be dommed by qt bookish young TA

Beesa always reminds me of Steven Wilson.

How to play Batrider versus rubick es clock

He looks worse since he cut his hair

>tfw no dotard gf to bully me for being a shitter

fucking hell beesa
go to the gym

O SHIT DOTA'S DOWN BOYS

Always initiate first
If your team sucks and clumps up to kill your lasso target you're going to lose but if they're smart enough to keep spread out you win
Get gem and deward everything

fucking memeleague

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is that what a jordanian looks like? i thought they were all arabs

>Empire, a T2 team who's about to take last place at DL quals qualified for a tournament
The holy city of skincoin

?
HR is shitstomping them in the EU qualifier finals right now?

1st and 2nd qualify for the tournament, they're both already going to china

really?
I don't find him slacks or maut-level bad

H I G H

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>be good boi
>get commended every game
>can play decent against 5k players
>every time i solo queue i get 4 completely retarded people with me
>have less than 25% winrate on solo
>have more than 75% winrate when i play with 3 other people or more
why is this game like this

slacks can actually be intelligent when he is out of character, although i think he has been in character so long it has become his personality

What if the tower armor aura stacked?

Well behaved retards are still retards.

feed me dotards

>Refuses to use Fortune's End cause his fortune is supposed to be endless

God Mike's taste in music is the best among the DotA personalities... perhaps Dad is subjectively better with the dad rock.

T4 are already ridiculously strong

every single match in 2k MMR has an abandon

every single one

2k is literally just a coinflip of which team will have their spergiest player leave first

Still, the oponents should be around the same avrage as the people i get, but my teammates are always way shittier

anyone already using the faceit circuit hubs?
havent subscribed yet but i will check it out, just wondering if someone knew if the subscriptions count like one buys all if you rise up and stuff

not true
i have 25 % winrate in 2,8k

literally just make a smurf and abuse the "balanced" calibration
this tard played with me few weeks ago

isnt sheepsticked trans lol

the only constant is you
in soloq it aint enough to just to decent and "hold your own"

Just a regular old lesbian xD

who is confirmed to browse here?

more like 'transbian'

look at 'her' adams apple
and that clark kent jaw

if shes 'female' then im fucking 10k at dota2

>I bet she's a tranny
>no she isn't
>she is though

>Dota 2 will never get the amount of dedicated and attractive girls cosplaying their game in the same way LeL and Overmeme do
Why live?

go rage on your teammates artour

dota is too complex for wome, all we have are men who larp as women, trannies, and ephey

shut UP MAN im just trying to play some VIDEO games here

the only constant is the shittiest reason for winning
and forced 50 is the shittiest excuse for losing
in most of the games i play way better than my teammates in solo queue.
this means i should win more than 50% of my games
I DONT
i have friends speccing me telling me what to do sometimes and they say the same thing
i let my friends play on my account and the outcome is almost the same. they go out with maybe 40% winrate, but remember they are 4-5k players playing on my account

me

Booster just e-mailed me lads. My main account is now officially 5.1k.

see ya in 2025 lad

i know i get the same games but what other way to deal with it i mean i think everyone can agree that somehow youll need to have several k mmr more to solo impact your games to consistently win. its fucked

>t. eternalenvy

Wow, you're such a pro now huh?

>noone stream
holy shit CIS fucking dota

>implying Valve would ban me

Toppest fucking kek, lad. I've got over $1500 worth of arcanas, immortals, and cosmetics on this account, not to mention over $10k worth of skins on CS:GO. No way is Gabe going to ban me when I'm literally stuffing his fat face with more McChickens than he can handle.

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EE confirmed on stream yesterday that 4k is the worst mmr bracket because at 3k people know they are shit, but 4k they think they are good and develop huge egos.

They already have the money you dumb fuck

Why is he playing there then?
Surely if he wants to learn new heroes playing against 5/6k's would be best.

STOP PICKING SUPPORT RIKI

IT SUCKS

IT S U C K S

>EE talking about people's egos

Really rattles my cage.

what type of autism is this exactly?

He wants to become Wagamama.

>IT SUCKS

yes, it does

holy fuck, are there people who unironically only play mid/carry in pubs

no, he does it ironically

Waga resorting to using clickbait titles to bring viewers back to his channel

HAHAHAHAHA

Pathetic.

>playing support

are you a cuck??

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Terrorblade is the coolest demon in dotaworld

CONSERVATION

release the patch or i'll kill everyone

i reached four kay mmr with invoker so you go adjust and let me mid or i report you
*all chats how shit his team is at minute 0*

Try me

what do you mean by 'kill'

So now what? You just never play ranked and display mmr on profile?

OUR GIRL EPHEY IS LIVE

idk but she should just main support
females do not have the necessary reaction times and muscle memory to play other roles

u want this to be your core player in your pub

wow this team didn't let me last pick core again
nice stupid pick LMAO dota 2 is dead cancer shitfuck stupid game
MY PEAK WAS 4K AND OYU DONT RESPECT ME

*last picks am*

>tfw you have those "solo mmr: 5k" people in your team in unranked and they obviously play like fucking dog shit

she has an angelic voice

Envy is pure superego desu, lesser minds just confuse it for ego

you forgot *posts shill on reddit about how shit matchmaking is despite being an irrelevant below 3k pleb*

she is too pure for this world

>she is pure