Marry/kill/hug/fuck/watch Shrek with?

marry/kill/hug/fuck/watch Shrek with?

I think it's pretty obvious that we're going to fuck the cripple.

marry Carter
kill Clinton
hug Bush Sr.
fuck Obama
watch Shrek with Bush Jr.

Don't know about the rest, but I'd definitely watch Shrek with Dubya. He seems like he'd be the most fun and have the most fun doing it.

why is bill the only one wearing a suit that actually fits?

Marry Carter
Kill Bush Sr
Hug Obama
Fuck Clinton
Watch Shrek with dubya

>Bush Sr looking rough

Is Jimmy Carter going to outlive ANOTHER president?

Kill Bush Senior
Fuck Clinton
Watch Shrek with Dubya
Hug Obama
Marry Carter

>implying an intimate Shrek screening doesn't necessarily entail the first four categories

>Carter is still alive

marry carter
kill George HW
hug Obama
fuck Clinton
watch Shrek with George W

fuck Obeezy because BBC,
marry Carter because he's a sweetie and will die soon & you'll get all his $$,
kill W. because reasons,
watch Shrek with Bill because he's a bro and would smoke hella dank while we shrek and chill,
hug H.W. because he's tolerable for a single hug.

Sweet Jesus...

why does clinton look like a bro?

Because he is. People only hate him now because it's election season and they need to hate everything Clinton.

He's a pussy slaying bro and always has been. He married a robot but whatever.

Let the guy wear what he wants he's like 90

Bush Sr. is an old New England WASP. If you knew anything about the history of Prep/Ivy League dressing, those socks wouldn't be a surprise.

Billy "Bimbo Dicker" Clinton

He's got a lot of money

His pants are too big though

[DESIRE TO KNOW MORE INTENSIFIES]

kill them all

memes aside, was Bill a good president?

new england WASP style is about dressing as flamboyantly as possible while simultaneously being conservative

Unironically yes, he was a good president. W fucked everything up for us.

Best of the group.

Clinton > Obama > Bush Sr. > Carter > Bush Jr.

>Jimmy carter still up and walking
That guy is great.

Bill was pretty good.
It was really more of a right man for the right time situation though.

George Herbert walker bush showed that America was still willing to fight wars and fight against evils in the world and we had the gulf war against Saddam and we won. Bush senior was just the perfect man when it came to the issue since he had the wisdom to not push in and take Saddam out. Bush Senior broke the curse of americans doing so awful with the past many wars but then he had to do the tax hike to keep the budget balanced and that really angered people.

Bill came along and was the perfect one to handle the economic issues that were going on at the time. Bill managed to get the economy working and get the budget balanced and America began to flourish. Bill was definitely a good president and he like Bush Senior did have the wisdom to try and get Osama Bin Laden and had Bill succeed in killing Osama in that one attack he ordered. 9/11 would of never have happened. The difference was Bill failed to finish the job at killing him.

TLDR:
Clinton was the right man at the right time that America wanted. George Senior won us a war to fight against the regime of Saddam and America broke that losing streak of actual fighting wars.