/ink/ - Splatoon General

Why are you such a bully to squids just trying to have fun!

Post squids

Sub power up is shit according to /ink/. Go for the hunting boots instead since they also have bomb defense, have a better chance of rolling ink saver main subs, and you won't have to waste snails adding slots.

BUTTSLUT, WITH THIS GAY, I SUMMON YOU!

that's what they deserve

wtf u want

>tfw user didn't reply to comparison between the three games
I bet he thinks Lucio is low skill ceiling too

Remember to join your local gang!
It's for your protection, ya know?

If not us then you've got some other gangs on the rise. Better choose fast, it's gettin dangerous around here

No!

That's bomb defense, not sub up

Anybody want some snowboarding tips?

Sub Power Up is not shit and that's not even Sub Power Up.

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i'm calling the police

I meant how it's Enperry branded.

What if your woomy was a Newtype?

I need to know If you'll draw me with my sonichu-teir OC cousin. are they fucking?

You don't even know who I am, but my time with you won't last long, you've been warned.

Duuuude

can i say no and yes theyre fucking

I do!

But she'll be devastated! she also wants to know where you get your softcore squid porn from

what if your woomy abandoned her squib because she was sick of it and doesn't know where she left it and said she hopes it's dead
what if she said if you brought the squib back to the house she would eat it alive

Yebbies falling in snow and disintegrating!

spank the naughty woomy

>No Charger gang yet
I'll wait

I'd put her in a giant mobile armor and tell her to go slay the white mobile suit

you act as if i care.also i get them from pixiv/twitter/my nakamas

CALLIE IS UGLY

Why are these so dark?

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Say that to my face squigger

join splattershot squad pls

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Post squiffs

i generally don't have issues with grillers, but i get fucked up on lost outpost when they invade the room cuz their... how do i put it... really linear movements? like, i think i'll be safe in a corner while one passes by, but there's so little space and they kinda move around in a squareish pattern within the square, so my ass gets splatted
...this probably makes no sense, but oh well

It's all about posture, look where you wanna board and you'll go there. And bring your dualies too so you can turn your 1080 spin trick into a 2160.

Snows a solid nerd, and it doesn't melt right away. As long as you're wearing proper snow gear you'll be fine.

Snowboard yebby's theme: youtube.com/watch?v=CMRhcrcs5YQ

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Well then, we're back to fr enemies. Stop being a weaboo

That's cool. Does snowboard take it up the butt tho?

On the down-low

all yebbies are gay

squid

WE

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That's okay.
If you leave us I hope you find a new squad you enjoy!

But she’s not autistic enough

imagine slapping callie on the face

Don't I know it.

On time with today's milk delivery!

>Those who plays dangan will get this

you're late again!

Thanks for the milk

N-not as late as usual! Don't be mean!

dont tell me what to do gaygey

Does Milky make different flavors of milk like strawberry and chocolate milk?

How do I apply?
>tfw will never be good enough to use any chargers for ranked

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

THIS IS A BLUE BOARD DELET THIS NOW!!!

Spaghetti > Woomy
Marie > Callie
Marina > Pearl
Ice Cream > Cake
Ketchup > Mayo
Flight > Invisibility
Werewolves > Vampires

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I'm working on it! That's why I've been late to bring milk recently...

You're a bit of a weird one but I guess you need milk too! You're welcome!

I know I loved the Brella before but fuck this update really cranked it up.

I want to knock it out of her hands.

He can't keep getting away with this!

Can we go out on a date date soon, I'm so bored

post squid with name & add me if you havent
1376-6261-3138 so we can have splattershot lobbies

I hope you trip and your glasses crack

boo

boomy

If you're gonna post porn at least make it your own

So broke he had to sell his Toni Kensa gear to pay rent this month

but that dick looks delicious

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fuck you red velvet

In abit of a love affair with the Dynamo at the moment

Rip off a yebby's little dick!

Yeah boo, I got a perfect place. It's my bedroom.

I want to kick you in the face and break your glasses and give you a nosebleed.

rip all his limbs off then yes

that it does

your love isn't unrequited

Cennec

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Me too dude

See you there!

Sweets is a hussy and I'm going to beat her up.

>be tired as fuck
>realize I didn't do salmon runs yet
>surely no one's offering at this time so whatever, freelance
>get shit on in all three waves
>don't make the last one
>fuckrandoms.jpg
>turns out I was the worst one
guess I'm skipping it this time

I'll play with you
I'm soloing as well rn
5744-2137-3220

I need to actually play more