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Sexy Widowmaker Edition

The HALLOWEEN TERROR event is NOW LIVE

>server wait times should have improved, but you may still experience queues, high ping, or server-side issues (borders / models not loading) depending on your area
>the event runs from now until November 1st
youtube.com/watch?v=TkYnc7pa4TQ [Open]

>Event item checklist
>new skins for McCree, Reaper, Mei, Zenyatta, Symmetra, Zarya, Ana, and Torbjörn
playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/halloween-terror/

>Season 6 changed a bunch of stuff that you might want to know about
youtube.com/watch?v=Jqf0e8zzyCw [Open]

>MERCY REWORK
youtube.com/watch?v=vDlCqJ1tD3M [Open]

>Junkertown is Overwatch's newest map
youtube.com/watch?v=mcPDd16_9dI [Open]

>Latest cinematic
youtube.com/watch?v=8tjcm_kI0n0 [Open]

>Latest comic
comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us/zarya-searching

>Latest PC patch notes
PTR: playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/21013135
Live: playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc

>Overwatch dev tracker
overstalk.io

>Hero tips, tricks and basics
pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Source / Quake mouse sensitivity converter
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Personal stats / leader boards
overbuff.com
masteroverwatch.com

>Previous thread:

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Here comes T.Racer!

You've hurt all the bloo fans out there.

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Hanzo and genji make the best photobombers those plucky weebs

tracer is for _____

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post cute tracer pics

Pharah is cute! CUTE!

Your wish is my command.

normies

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I wonder what's going on in that pic.

widowmaker is helping tracer to her feet after she fell down

Widow is drowning you in a tank of piss.

Reminder that Athena is the next healer

So, I asked in the last thread. How do you guys notice cheaters? I must not be very observant.

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Well, it's hard NOT to notice if the enemy Widow or McCree is pulling in 100% headshots all match long.

nth for Amélie

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I love babby Lena

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Which Ow girls have bleached their assholes?

Post pics of Tracer being savagely and bloodily beaten and raped.

I am new to the game and so far Orisa is my favorite character, why do people hate on her? Why do I remember people complaining about her design a few months ago?
Also, is there any way to get teammates hp bars somewhere visible?

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Widowmaker's asshole is dark blue and tastes like blueberries.

>double Mercy in Mystery Heroes

qt

How does it smell? What does it feel like? You're going to have to describe better than that.

Why is it easier to play Widowmaker than it is to play Ana? It's easier to get bodyshots on enemies for me.

Shh, she's sleeping

Honestly, I don't mind getting frozen by Mei, but getting sniped by her is fucking annoying.

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If you've ever had a glazed donut, it has that texture. It's nice and pliant, with a snug grip. It probably smells like blueberries, too. There you go, you sick fuck.

Ah yes Tracer being poisoned and soon to suffer necrosis. Thank you user.

I'll whisper

>play junkenstein for the loot crate
>my mccree doesnt know he can hold his ult for more than half a second

You just described a corpses ass, who's really the sick one?

Soldier buff when?

We're both sick fucks. Me for humoring an asshole; you for wanting the asshole. Also, stop making me want to play Widow.

sticky purposes

Soldier doesn't need buff he is the only balanced character in game

Why do retards who don't know how to play need to call buff for their waifu/husbandu?

that will teach you for going near my rape table bitch

link me god tier junkrat abuse fics ty

In-game pictures of Amelie make you want to play Widow?

Oui. Very much so. Especially since I realized body shots aren't so bad and I can just practice in QP.

qt

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Body shot widows are the worst.

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>he is the only balanced character in game

I don't want a balanced character, I want an op broken piece of shit like genii or junkass

Soldier should have two helix rockets and/or his helix rockets should stun, until he does this game is bullshit

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>it's not okay to sexualize Tracer as a straight girl anymore
>but it's completely okay to pair up Tracer with Widow, who is canonically straight

Libshits are hypocritical retards once again

>oasis
>pick McCree
>4 other people pick DPS
>Mercy starts screaming in all chat about how the tema needs to grow the fuck up and stop sucking dicks and pick something else
>game is already over before it begins
>everyone else just switches to whatever but the duo queue DPS that was asking everyone to switch first stayed the exact same characters
>duo queue as usual picks me out of the other 4 people on their team to report

what the fuck are you talking about

soldier is one of they few well balanced heroes, those "fixes" would make him OP in the hands of anyone whos good with him.
Tracer should be left alone too

someone still mad widowtracer exists i guess

It's just art

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>playing dumb when you know exactly what I mean

pathetic

Widow is straight, but people seem to enjoy being wrong in this thread. So ship all you want.

wait where's the implied widowtracer in that picture?

But there isn't a hint of anyone being lesbian with anyone.

I'm not a good widow to begin with. I want to git gud with her.

its possible to be bi you know... just cus widow was married dosent mean she cant go both ways.

>canonically straight
She could be bisexual or asexual, or maybe Gerard is even her beard.

>There are 30 million players, people will watch esports
>There are 35 million players, people will watch esports
>There are 44 million players, people will watch esports
>There are 55 million players, people will watch esports
I love reading esports articles

nobody seriously thinks widowtracer is gonna happen though, the shipping is just fun

When are they going to fix doomfist? Stepping out the door is just instadeath.

tracer being gay is just blizzjew propaganda. dont believe their lies

where did widowmaker's hairline go

Tracer is gay, not bi or straight. Widow is straight, not bi or gay.

when they put that nignog back in prison where he belongs and give the doom fist to a better person with a better hit box who will have best comments with widow.

>queue for junkenstein on normal
>get matched up with people good enough that we do it easily with three people (no ana)

>queue for junkenstein on legendary
>get people who can't even aim let alone use their ultimate

>caring about canon

LMAO

It's confirmed that Tracer isn't bi.

Alright, which one of you was Zenyatta on Oasis and kept on saying "bad team comp" instead of actually making suggestions?

Because you know you're 4 ranks too high, right?

Oh god yes. Imagine the porn.

>whiffing every shot, or not shooting to try to line up a headshot vs shooting constantly, at least doing 120 damage when you do hit, and fragging when you actually manage to hit a headshot.
>shooting more people in general will increase accuracy so you can headshot reliably

Stay in bronze.

>flex pick since the game released
>people still tell me to flex when i know they won't carry
nah nig go fuck yourself i'll play whatever the fuck i want even if we already have 4 dps

Marriage is a holy bond between a biological MALE and a biological FEMALE

I'm sorry about your mental illness sweetie, I truly am.

So this is the power of matchmaking

>can only do Solo Queue for Junkenstein
>they removed Total Mayhem AGAIN

Fuck it, Im just gonna buy 50 boxes tomorrow

>Lena slept as though she were dead to the world. Her sole blanket slid free slowly revealing her yellow tank top and patriotic panties. The Widowmaker admired her unwary form awash in the pale glow of her moonlight and accelerator. Of course she drank in every inch of her, she wanted to remember this. A silent as though she wasn't even in the room, pieces were plucked away from the girl once known as Amelie Lacroix. Goggles, mine-deployer and various accoutrements gone leaving only the bodysuit now being unzipped before its own descent down her thighs and to the floor.

>Now completely unencumbered save for what she held in her right hand she stalked upon the bed. As only a predator can she slid atop it with ease and grace so as to leave her prey unaware. She propped herself over Lena and stared in wonder at the young woman. Then her head dipped and she closed her eyes as cool blue lips hovered just barely grazing Lena's own so she could feel every warm breath. A crimson light washed over their faces for but a moment as once-Amelie deposited a small burrowing omnic upon the Chrono accelerator and it burrowed instantly, silently inside.

>It was then she stole the kiss and Lena stirred. Awake now she blinked confusedly at what had just happened in the dark, seeing nothing. She leaned up to reach for blanket only it wasn't there. The hero shifted to her side to reach out across the bed to find it. Then she felt it across her neck, something small and thin. Then her head jerked and she felt the press of another person's body meld against her own. Fear and panic instantly filled her.

Supports appreciate the table scraps

>Marriage is a holy bond between a biological MALE and a biological FEMALE
And Gerard and Widow both fit that description?

Is Doomfist's Summer Games icon a dab?

You need to have viewed at least 50 hours of bloo sfm and blender to even consider getting good.

Shot put

>Her immediate instinct was to blink out and away from the bed. But something was stopping her, she reached reflexively for the strangely firm pressure upon her neck. Her body kicking in attempt to disentangle itself from the one spooning her. She straightened out to kick the legs away but that was a mistake.

>With her long and thin form so straight it was easy for her to be tipped or so rolled onto her belly where she now lay clawing at the custom made cord wrapped tightly around her neck. She bucked and writhed in confusion as a warm fog began to fill her head. She legs scrambled and tried to find purchase upon the bed, trying to lift her hips and buttocks up and free of the bed to gain leverage...but failing as not-Amelie's own thrust down into each attempt.

>Her hips rolled as she jerked and thrashed side to side. Her whimpers and attempts to talk stiffled as her face rolled across her own pillow. She could feel the smooth nature of the wire around her throat and the sudden protrusions along its length designed to press into the side of neck and block the flow of blood to her brain, but could not get her fingers beneath it.

AMEN!
he is the only one who can warm her heart, he is the chosen shota!

Shotput but I use it because it looks like a dab
Pretty sure Blizzard knew what they were doing

>plat widow tries to justify their 10% crit rate
This fucking thread

>playing sym first place death match
>A tracer main tells me to play a character that takes skill
>Tracer one of the easiest characters in game with shits loads of escape and easy ult and hit box
>Hes in 8th place
>He quits the game half way through so I never get to boast my win

When are they going to fix doomfist? Stepping out the door is just instadeath.

>poolover blogposting about tracer being easy
Ebin

wasn't he supposed to replace Hogg as a counter to dive?