Starting Completely New Life

Hi biz

Story short, everyone on social media and work as found my porn accounts and erp logs and know im a yellow fever loli pedophile, with some pretty specific fetishes. And the whole world, including my parents, know too.

My only chance in getting a career is starting a completely new identity. So, how the fuck do i go about doing this? I just want to run away from civilization and work on some farm in south east asia. I have about 15k to spend.

>inb4 roleplay

How did you get yourself in this situation

Chances are no one fucking cares.
They might tease you a bit, but that's all, who the fuck cares.

i like to fuck with people online and blogpost on forum sites and imageboards besides Veeky Forums. It was gradual process from people knowing what state i live in, to watch city, to what college, to what job, and to my identity. I woke up to my social media today filled with messages from friends asking if im okay and to see help, and about 60% blocked me. And I check the feed history, and a bunch of trolls leaked my info.

Ive nope-ing in my bed all day and got some ramen noodles at an oriental asian restaurant to cheer myself up.

i can't even imagine whats going to happen at work. The boss will probably call me in, and fire my ass in the first 30 mins of the day

loli is not pedophilia, they can't do shit.

Jesus

That's like my nightmare, glad I don't have any social media at all

Your best bet is to delete all your accounts, you wanna lay as low as you can for a while, maybe a year, and rejoin the world with a new you I guess, new haircut/style etc and people probably won't even remember


Or just run away, come to Texas , find a decent paying job and live cheaply
Or you could come out as some kind of sexual addict and "get help" and ask for pity, but that's not really gonna work, your loli pedo porn is pretty irredeemable to most

the fuck does that have to do with anything?

Ive made my decision, im not going to work tomorrow and just going to live in my apartment until i have a plan and go bankrupt. Im just wondering how possible it would be for a foreigner to take a plane ticket to taiwan, run off, and go work on a rice farm.

I dont want to off myself though.

Pedophilia is illegal, whatever shit you watch it's not. They can't fire you for shit like this, are you really this fucking stupid?

Kill yourself user. Reroll.

Is legally changing my name and being that untrackable really possible? I might just do that.

But i have no idea what the fuck to do. I majored in finance. Will that all go to waste

hey op read this
At least you have 15k, go to the woods and live like a man living off of the land hunting for food

i dont fucking care if they cant fire me. I dont want to live with this identity. Do you think any job would actually hire me after this? All my social media is flooded with trolls and loli porn now.

OK you know what you need to do? Move to a Chinese city, not one of the mayor but a bigger one with 500k-1m people, it shouldn't be a super poor city and then teach English PRIVATELY to children of rich/upper middle-class people. Super easy work, just teach a kid grammar, how to talk and read a few books with him, the pay is pretty good (I ended up charging 35 per hour and cost of living is much lower in China) and once you get your name out there you will be over flooded with work. Its best if you already know some Chinese, but you will learn it rather quickly once you live in China. I'm still doing this and life couldn't be better, you might have an issue with getting a Visa but just overstaying your traveling Visa is no problem, I lived here for a year and a half without a Visa.

this sounds nice. Do you rec i change my name before going? Im not even sure if i have time to do that. This 15k is going to go fast.

Why change your name? Delta your Facebook and in China they dont use Facebook. Do some research first. A plane ticket is like 500 bucks one way. You must be very social though, go to schools and hand out fliers or hang them somewhere at the school entrance. You charge little first (I started with 5 an hour, which was enough to survive okayish) but once you build your network and reputation you can boom out of control quickly. Helps if you're blond or tall or both.

blonde and 6' here.
>hanging out around schools
Oh god, i hope you are talking about colleges or something

Handing out fliers at an elementary school sounds very pedoish

Im kind of interested. I guess this is an opportunity for me to read all the English classicals to git gud at English and brush up on grammar. I once dreamed about being a translator

Also, I know 2nd grade level japanese and kindergarten level chinese btw.

Last job I had they hired a person with a felony, and you think watching some naked cartoons will ruin you. top fucking kek

What type of job are we talking about here? I might stay.

Software Engineer II

Why can't you just claim you were hacked? It's not like someone walked up behind you and saw you browsing. Also this is what you get for being on social media you Reddit tier weeb

Wait... why don't you just deny that they are your accounts?

well, thats very different from a financial position i say. thanks for the encouragement though.
the trolls showed the proof and everyone believes them. theres no point in fighting this. Its even amazin how one neckbeard managed to get this far with my info.

g night biz. tomorrow, im having a $100 dollar breakfast at oriental chinese restaurant and then do literal life changing decisions.

Go teach English in Bangkok and spend your evenings... Doing what you love

too fat

Join the army

>They can't fire you for shit like this

Actually most employment in the States is At Will, meaning you can quit and be fired quite easily, and all without cause. You just can't be discriminated against if you're in a federally (or state or city level) protected class. I believe Federally Protected Classes are Race, Age, and Disability. Sexual orientation is not protected on a federal level, and porn habits are probably not protected on a city level in any city.

>They can't fire you for shit like this

They can fire him for literally anything that doesn't fall under a protected class.

Sexual fetishes aren't a protected class, not even tranny shit (yet).

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No, not college, you teach middle schoolers and high schoolers english. EVERYBODY in China wants to speak English and having a foreigner teach it privately is something everybody wants for their Child. I think its something that's worth considering, but it takes some courage to start, especially because you need to get out and schill yourself

Just delete your social media, maybe change your name, I doubt it will come back to you in 5 years time, everyone will probably forget. Hell people have forgotten a lot worse from the Facebook pages of people in my town.

How credible was the info they doxed you with, any deniability? you can try to claim internet trolls targetting you for something else unrelated.. but you fucked up, you must have pissed off a bunch of people making yourself a target i'm guessing so you probably deserve it.

If you were looking at illegal things its time to securely delete your drives, delete social media of all kinds so you have 0 online presence and no evidence anywhere near you, keep it this way.
Under no circumstance go back to the sites that doxxed you, hopefully they have finished humiliating you now and they aren't still working on doing more.

you should be at not biz

Delete social media, all of it.
Change name
Move to a new city
Easy.