/eagg/ - East Asian Genocide General - Last Pillar of the Han Edition

>that title
>soundtrack somehow contains Kefka's theme and it's playing in the back
This can only mean Good Things.

Wait, put that thing down. The line was cool as hell, but when Sima Yi says it, it was way cooler. My bad

I just reached lvl 30 for cao cao to get the voices in DW8XL but I could've sworn he had voice lines for Sun Jian. Did I dream it up?

I'm afraid he cannot, it's his new weapon in DW9. While Kongming had the wheelbarrow, Zhongda had the gun.

>Trying to use a gun in the rain
I thought Zhongda was smarter than this

>yfw Sima Zhao went off in a fit of rage again, and one of your new inventions is missing

To reiterate, this mod uses Final Fantasy music as themes for some reason, Zhang He had the Clash on the Big Bridge,, for example.

Kefka's for Zhong Hui is something I can get behind, and I'm desperately hoping for a good time during end-game debacles.

This is some pretty shitty poetry, Cao Rui.

i wonder who could be behind this

You just have no taste in poetry

Correction, not straight away, but now.

Oh boy.

Light?

If only Koei included crazy old Sun Quan, and had this as the justification. Oh well.

>everyone is rapidly dying

youtube.com/watch?v=7mMFyNlC_Dk
Vid very related

So it's not Zhang Bao, it's some familiar of Meng Huo

So it's not Guan Xing, it's some Yuan guy

>familiar
I didn't know Meng Huo was a wizard, user.

rip

Guan Suo really is a faggot. Who would cheat on delicious brown qt

Deng Ai's stutter is a national treasure.

Very tru

>shouchun

Anyone who knows a 'tad more about history, is this true?

Time for the Crown Prince Affair.

Otherwise known as 'Wu goes to utter shit', ayy.

Doubt it, something they cooked up for the game I guess.

A cursory search tells me he was born, even at the earliest, already after Yuan Shu died. Whoops.

Poor Cao Shuang, he's missing his G.

Man, these dynasty warriors 9 screenshots are looking good.

When will we get Niu Jin added tho

kek

>The defenses Wei Yan constructed around Hanzhong lasted far beyond him
>probably the only reason Shu held on as long as it did

Fuck Yang Yi.

what I don't like about this is that it is all prescripted, you can't navigate around and talk to people

I mean, user's been skipping it, but you can talk to each individual officer during camp between missions.

CHAD Niu > Virgin Sima

That is a huge ass bed room

Of course user, he's the Emperor. Or was.

>Liao Hua appears
>entire enemy army is stunned

nevermind this is ezpz now

>Koei will never write the Ma family properly

Of course a bunch of barbarians are surrounded by war

This is infinitely better on it's own than one-note 'JUSTICE REEEEEEEE" or Ma Dai's own, literally just 'meh' personality.

>we will never get an actual Wei Second Generation

We haven't even gotten a proper Shu second generation, just a bunch of irrelevant kids who don't even do anything in-game + Jiang Wei.

Man, Xu Yi could've had the potential to be great, if he wasn't executed for being too retarded to even get basic roadwork properly.

Maybe he could've been pardoned for that single mistake if he was under Deng Ai's command instead of Zhong Hui's.

what if they renamed Jin to Wei 2 and split up Shu and Wu as well

To be fair, that bump (hole?) on the road was apparently so dangerous that it nearly killed Zhong Hui. I don't think that even Deng Ai would be merciful.

I believe the specifics was that a bridge was poorly-made, and his horse almost fell over the side.

Also yeah, I don't think any screencap had it before, but Jiang Wei's army is called the Hard-Luck Legion, cause fuck why not.

>we will also never get old, senile, increasingly-tyrannical Sun Quan either

It literally doesn't matter but for Koei being retarded. SW4 already lets you play any appearing characters in staged regardless of their faction/allignment, they could do the same with DW if they wanted to instead of pretending that most of the middle and later parts of the era never happened.

>aging mechanic
>we'll still never get this

>Wu's second generation doesn't do anything at all but Yiling and Neo-Hefei

middle east musou when?

page 10 musou when?

AMAZING. YOU SURE YOU KNOW TO F-(Nasheed plays)

>61 posts
>16 ips
yikes..

What is this game anyway?

Dynasty Warriors 9 Alpha

Legend of Oy Vey

Penguin musou when?

2soon :(

Guo Nüwang > Zhenji

How can flutefags love this rice husk eating blind woman again?

>allstars
>I think the furry is
>really cute

Oh no...
ABSOLUTELY DANGEROUS

Space limitations forced me to limit every name to eight spaces. This is why, for instance, Zhuge Liang is "Kongming". Some people have it worse than others.

You may notice this rule doesn't seem to apply to Jiang Wei, since "Jiang Wei" is nine spaces. I don't know why. He's just special.

Sorry, I don't remember the details about Zhuge Dan's comment about Yuan Shu.

Is there a worse feeling?

...

How did a guy like Kongmeme get a hot wife like this? How can I get someone as cute as yueying?

>That thing
>Hot

Wait.

Hold up.

wrong image, how do I edit posts?

>tfw you will never be Cao Pi

You go to your nearest biker bar

Lots of girls like this have great beards there

aaaagghh....

liu bei... help me..

aaaaaagghhh.....

Jyamada so fat, she makes Xu Chu look like Guo Huai.

...

^
fuck off

In all seriousness, Guan Yu has always had a cool and distinctive design in these games.

Wish they'd give Taishi Ci his famous beard too, even in ROTK he's clean-shaven.

...

What did Zhu Ran say about Xiahou Yuan after he was killed by Huang Zhong?
A fire attack would have saved him for sure!

Zhu should have ran!

guess who's back

delet

Gou An telling it like it is.

Oh shit

you need to stop, we've already burnt through over 50 on the image limit because of you.

Who is Cai Mao talking to?

Oh fuck I'm sorry, user, I've kinda lost track. Alright.

>reused assets
Son of some Shu officer who's surname is Fu.

This, we need to be able to post autism and memes.

Or take your screens and comply them in one big image.

user tries to do that for the longer scenes, yeah, I just don't want to end up compiling a dozen unrelated ones, but, okay.

SW2 is so good, god damn

>tfw can't post memes because of image rationing

Without memes eagg won't last

maybe DW9 will include a romantic sub plot between me and Lu Lingqi! :)