>"O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother. You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother! So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse! - koshovyi otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host."
That's gotta be the first documented instance of a shitpost on all of history
Were the cossacks our guys Veeky Forums?
If they were still around, would they be in Veeky Forums shitposting about the poles or the turks?
>bunch of Russian neets and airshitters >cossacks HAHAHAHAHAHA
Aaron Cruz
>fuck your mother.
some things survive the ages
Christian Adams
>That's gotta be the first documented instance of a shitpost on all of history
Sebastian Long
also that never really happened
Luis Stewart
it's not even real actually
Ryder Johnson
Don't you try Mehmet.
Benjamin Smith
Welcome back.
Ian Evans
Cossacks are definitely our guys.
>Independent bands of loosely aligned hosts who live in the wild and do nothing but shitpost people that try to rule them
Nolan Edwards
>Independent Veeky Forums is not independent.
Blake Flores
Cossacs also weren't.
Jacob Hill
But you, or he, claimed that they were.
Josiah Cox
>also get mercilessly owned twice and their "independence" stripped from them
Yeah, seems like the kind of group Veeky Forums gets a boner over.
Henry James
>That's gotta be the first documented instance of a shitpost on all of history
>he doesn't know about the graffiti from Pompei
Sebastian Wood
is lil rood yaes
Cooper Jenkins
I love this turk shitposter and I'm glad you're back
Charles Gray
And Diogenes.
Nathan Turner
I would say Veeky Forums is independet. Veeky Forums belongs to neither /pol/ nor Veeky Forums and we've somewhat managed to mantain independece, we just need our own Ataturk to forge a secular destiny free from /pol/ or /leftypol/
Logan Price
>we just need our own Ataturk to forge a secular destiny free from /pol/ or /leftypol/
Austin Peterson
i am be wherever my turk friendo goesm, we nevr been too cool so i hav to help him. Stickk togheter
