Every great man in history did what they did for a woman

>Anthony the Great
>According to Athanasius, the devil fought Anthony by afflicting him with boredom, laziness, and the phantoms of women, which he overcame by the power of prayer

wow what a fucking badass

Ascetic life is pretty hard, bro. Especially the kind he engaged in. But more importantly, in the context of this thread, he was instrumental in getting monasticism to be a major thing, which in turn had a pretty significant impact on history.

Alexander the Great

Pretty sure he wanted to fuck his mom.

spoiler alert sitting at your computer jacking off all day is literally 100% congruent with monastic life

if youre some faggot in the 3rd century and all you have is sheep and god then spending all your time tending to your sheep and jacking off about god is literally the easiest thing you could do.

managing to engage with the world while balancing your faith is way harder than anything this sadsack ever did.

>spoiler alert sitting at your computer jacking off all day is literally 100% congruent with monastic life
Ah, no, no it's not, at least in the Orthodox tradition. Monks are extremely sleep deprived, they have to stand for most of the night, and when they finally go to bed, they have to get up at midnight to pray, then go back to bed, then rise at four in the morning. They eat at most two meals a day, one early, one at four in the afternoon; more than half the days of the year, they only eat the latter meal. They can only sit to eat or write, otherwise they must be standing at all times. They can't ever talk unless demanded by absolute necessity, they do nothing all day except manual labor, writing, or prayer, and the prayer is always either standing, kneeling, or making prostrations (which in Christianity is closer to doing burpees than it is to Muslim prostrations, since it is an active standing up and getting down and standing up and getting down).

>mfw Hitler secretly started WW2 so it would kill all of the Prussian officers
>mfw WW2 was the Beta Uprising all along

I can't think of many who did. Great men usually don't do things to please women.

Charlemagne
Frederick the Great (who had little interest in women)
Alexander the Great (a student of Aristotle)
Louis IX
Bismarck

The only one that I can think is Napoleon.

>counterexamples are a bunch of literal homosexuals

I guess you could change it to "they did it for sex" or some shit.

What about confirmed homos?

Alexander and St Louis did it for their mothers.

The irony in this post... In the end the high ranking military traitors were 80% prussian officers because they got their position through blood. Hitler changed the system so that even a capable peasent can climb the ranks. The prussian aristocrats hated this and betrayed Germany.

>mfw It literally started with a sl00t
>in turn hitler punished the aristocrats
>aristocrats turn on germany and destroy the war effort and diplomacy.

These fucking whores man, ALWAYS BITCHES AND WHORES.

>did what they did for their ego
Fixed

Most famous men in history had women all over them. Lots of German girls wanted to swallow Hitler's dick.

For what purpose

Charlemagne, Louis IX and Bismarck were homosexuals?

While Blanche of Castille was influential on Louis IX, his aim was certainly not to please her.

>Alexander
Hollywood history?

> Charlemagne, Louis IX and Bismarck were homosexuals?
Yes.

This is the only woman worth doing anything for.

That's impressive.

>go to bed at night
>wake up after four hours, do something
>go back to sleep for three hours
Doesn't seem as bad as you'd think. People in old times normally slept this way.

Sleeping eight hours at a time is an oddity of the modern day.

Mendel
You know, the forefather of genetics

Eliot Rodgers.

>Alan Turing
Was a faggot
>Isaac Newton
Died virgin

Alexander didn't do it for a woman.

He did it for men. And boys.

Ieyasu was balls-deep in young men. He didn't do it for women.

Was about to say.

Leonardo Da Vinci

Quite a few monasteries don't have sleep until 11, and some require monks to get up at 2 instead of 4 on top of that. Others don't allow monks to sleep until *after* the midnight prayer, and then get up at 4.

I guess they did it for their gay lovers.

Kant

Ceaser

>every counterexample is a flaming homosexual

should have changed "woman" to "lover"

ROME IS MOTHER TO US ALL!