/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

overpowered piece of shit weapon. can't even reflect all the rockets

>all this /v/ermin

I fucking hate update day

"This isn't an SFM"
is that the response you were looking for?

I WANT TO DIE PHYSICALLY, MENTALLY, EMOTIONALLY, AND SPIRITUALLY

@192882379
do NOT replie

post epic screenshots

who /spammingf5onupdatepage/ here?

are you prepared for the update, anons?
all pro ks btw :^)

`,:n()

Wow, nuthouse saved it.

Kritz was a mistake.

>want to play some of the update before work
HURRY THE FUCK UP VALVE

God Mr. Epic on sniper at mid is just unfair.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ebw6G6sIeHw

>tfw you will never play tf2 for the first time ever again
>you will never watch gmod videos for the first time ever again

Jesus christ, Funs.

>no austrogliums
>no urguguals
look at this fuckin amateur

>75 word research paper due at 5pm
>still waiting on update
VALVE PLEASE

>Pyro jetpack
>Pyro now can move like Soldier and Scout

Its about FUCKING DAMN TIME

What the fuck was that kritz?

Reminder to uninstall your custom hud since it will be most likely be broken by the update
Reminder to sort out your backpack and buy expanders if needed ready for all the new items/skins/crate drops
Reminder to FRAG

>Pyro can now jump slightly higher only to take fall damage cause he has zero control similar to mobawatch's pharah
fixed

I dunno. But that hildreth pipe was real on War

All I want is for sv_cheats to come back on official servers.
I need my Ultra High settings, dammit.

>That WAR headshot
Playing demo was a mistake for him, god damn.

So I dont have a gpu now and need a pc and also new monitor ips 1080p will the HD Intel 630 from the g4600 and 4gb ram be able to handle this at 60-80?

I will buy a gpu later

I'm not falling for your bait but here's a pity (you)

I have 200 refined ready to craft.

I bought 10 keys earlier and I have enough Steambux to probably buy the pass. Also got some prof ks kits for weapons that are to be buffed made.

I post that a lot but never really thought of a good filename to give it, thanks.

>implying we will get any cosmetic that is craftable

Marten living with 9 fucking health. It's a criminal getaway.

I don't remember when but i think i bought a bunch of expanders years ago.
Space has never been a concern for me.

OY VEY, NEVER FORGET THE 6 GORILLION HEAVY MAINS WHO QUIT THE GAME

The quality of the SFM is awful compared to the old ones, jesus chirst.

then we'll have some raffles once the /v/edditors clear out

>Drop the medic
>Still lose that last push
What the fuck, Lowpander? Uubers can't have been carrying that hard.

I don’t think I can binge watch any more TNG episodes tonight
Anything happened yet?

>mouse begins to stop working when update is today

Not like this, please god....

im pretty sure update drops at 1 AM GMT

...

>Not having a small hoard of backup peripherals

>/v/ babys complaining about how the sfm isn't as good as meet the team or expiration date
>not realising 50% of the original developers left after the uber update

They also got forced early

I have a ton of cosmetics and shit from my days of TF2.

How do I prepare for the update? Do I sell stuff? Do I buy keys or something now or later?

Fuck

They still lost a last push against a team with no medic.

>ESEA tryouts on the day of the update
cautious optimism

is that a paintball arena

Menty getting that uber holy fuck.

if you want to buy shit buy keys after the updates
the crates themselves can usually be sold back quickly to make back the amount you paid for the pass thing

alright tf2g we should all plan for some moneymaking exploits or bugs, remember to:
>sell everything not obviously valuable on the market the first few days, they'll be very expensive and will get cheaper after a while
>get some friends to all use pallets together in hopes of obtaining more of said crate
>CRAFT! valve might not have made some of their campaign items unreadable, and there's always the chance for low crafts numbers if the community hats are craftable
>theres a huge opportunity for exploits with all these new items they're adding
I want YOU to get a bugfinder hat!

>wm1 pyro

Oh my god they're both running pyro

>buying keys for a dead game

the updates already a pile of shit anyway

I want sprays back. I haven't been receiving nearly enough hate with just the avatar.

>not knowing about the inflation of key prices

when did playing pocket in lobbies start becoming 2 roamers in lobbies?
pocket is supposed to use shotgun wtf

When will valve admit that casual match making was a mistake?

yeah I had a real blast over there

never, unfortunately

according to Tyler McDumbfuck, today.

they won't
>he doesnt know
now scout is the pocket
actually, now no one protects medic, at least in lobbies

Will there be a way to farm the contracts or do you just have to find 5 friends to play with?

Its been like thsi for awhile now. Most pockets run gb for some reason. I prefer the shotgun desu.
Also the pocket or roamer could be replaced by pyro if the new weapons are any good

>yfw your comfy thread is invaded by /v/
Someone get the refugee welcoming device.

who

>Tyler Mc-"I don't know how to read 1337"-Dumb-#FakeNews-Fuck

>acts like you fags dont pile into the /v/ threads and spam screenshots of your virtual dolls

I need that banana.

Valve News Network. He keeps talking about Casual and Competitive overhauls, which if those happen like Jill or whoever said, I'll eat my own dick.

Can't fix what's un-fixable.

game is dead

so is the thot hand gonna be like the gunslinger or like the fish

>you will never score pyro's tight latex pussy in your lifetime

why live

>get some friends to all use pallets together in hopes of obtaining more of said crate
Why don't we all join up on the same server and do this?

>Pyro jetpack

This is going to ruin the game for offense oriented Engineers. Yet one more class that can reach them while they're trying to set up a nest.

>Reserve shooter uses metal

Why is fucking everything in this update looking like its going to make an OP class even more hideously OP?

refugees welcome!!!!

>Will there be a way to farm the contracts
Yea, play the game.

>The only wetness pyro has is in her vagoo

/v/ refugees not welcome

>Pussy
Pyro has a cloaca, dumbfuck

Post your best ones goys

>/v/ in our general
Get these mentally disabled niggers off my board they're a disease by it's self

>-"I don't know how to read 1337"-
he needs to just talk about all the shit he reads on Facepunch and stop doing everything else. All he's good at is information mining for me.

stop phoneposting Alberto :v

>The raccoons are more organized, polite, and take turns

it is self
lol lol

Pockets run gunboats because having a shotgun is superfluous when you have a pocket Scout to clean up your damage for you. You should only run shotgun if you're confident you can dick the entire enemy team by yourself

>offense oriented engineers

...

>Ten minutes of garbage time

Yeah no kidding. Hildreth went fucking engi.