/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

8 decides the first hero I play when I get home from class. While post match afterwards as proof for you autists

post the full image you link this shit every day

>6 memes early
STILL NO PATCH

techies

who the thought this was a good idea.
wasted my 2 hours tee bee ayche

>next month

valve are bigger kikes than beyondtheshit could ever hope to be

pangolin

i lov u

Any chance of notes tonight?

>LD sees the memestream has 17k viewers
>forces them to continue it for the next 13 days

I'd watch it.

god fuck you whyyyy

very high

none whatsoever

I am always surprised how tall sheever is ever time I see her

icefrog here, patch notes tonight

>inb4 they post the day 4 of jungle inferno

Thank you user, you made my night

Alright, I guess I'm gonna fap and play some Grim Dawn. Fuck Valve.

Wait what happened?

soe is also tiny

>they slapped beyondtheshekel

BTS literally got them to respond to their shit.

If you think that is being 'slapped' then you're more retarded than you think.

She's also a blizzard whore

valve employee here
no, sorry, but no notes tonight :v

True but I also met sheever at Shanghai and she was about an inch shorter than me. She's tall

inb4 Valve puts up another meme-patch to fix typos in 17mins

I'd join AF if it was for me to choose but it's not.
I don't want it but every male citizen has to go for it by law, similar to Matumbaman's case.

THAT'S RIGHT I RUN THIS TOWN

I SAY GIVE ME PATCH DATE AND VALVE RESPONDS

IT'S THAT SIMPLE

Ah fuck just saw Twithter.
Thanks Icefraud

insidebro here, patch will be released anywhere from 28th october - 3rd november

Well 10 year old boys aren't a good comparison to a 7 foot Dutch giantess

>I'd join AF if it was for me to choose but it's not.
How could you change that? Are you a burger?

at least they said something

In the meantime, im just gonna continue playing like always, and having a life, unlike some...*hmph* "neets" around here

steamcharts.com/app/570

haha nothing to see here guys don't worry about those red numbers

>he still plays this game

>PATCH STREAM WAS A LIE

based valve bleeding the thirdies out of the game

Just ignore them goy

>PFlax
yeah I'm out

>7.00 didn't cause more veteran players to quit playing
Are people actually retarded?

>people actually post on this general without my permission at this very moment in existence

/ourguy/ Sir "Pleb Filter" ActionSlacks on stream

people are quitting becuase playing with you retards is actual hell

>"HURR GONNA LAST PICK AND ALREADY SELECTED ROLE"
>"DURR GONNA GIVE UP AT FRST BLOOD"
>"BLUUUH GONNA FEED 5 MINS INTO THE GAME"

>slacks

>that Slacks-Flax banter

BASED SLACKS HOLY SHIT

/ourguy/

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>pick viper
>go mid
>beat literally anyone except enchantress in lane by simply pressing Q on them
>get a HotD before 10min
>dominate the 10min catapult
>run around with your buddy carty casually taking down towers
>collect 25 match making rating points

Wow, Dota 2 sure is a very complex and complicated game!

>13 more days of this shit

I'm about to become an Elder Titan spammer, somebody stop me

I've started to like this guy

Nah man, you do you my dude

How can anyone doubt Slacks is /ourguy/?

He is /d2g/ in person

Forget everything I said about Slacks being a smart dude, guy's absolutely nuts

based insiderbro
are you sure of that?

HOLY SHIT POST MALONE

Only angry bitter versions hate Slacks, he's having a blast making a living off the Dota world while they rage on a Cantonese stir fry forum

>/d2g/ isn't the most self-loathing "community" on earth

WHO IS THE ASIAN CHICK

>LD and flax have been to every ti
they are both awful still

No trouble here

>/ourgoy/

CHECK OUT THE SIZE OF THAT JAW

>LD
Someone post THAT webm, you know which one

>failing my classes at uni
>no gf
>suicidal
>only thing keeping me alive is patchnotes
>oh boy BTS releasing patchnotes
>no patchnotes

im so close guys whats the best way to an hero

Korean?

would tbqh

HOLY SHIT
IT'S THE HEAD JEW

...

Gunshot to the temple or playing ranked 4k

Doom yourself

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

III WANNHHT TWOO BEEE DREER TWO0

>At uni

You're normie enough to enroll yourself in higher education gigachad, maybe you should post your blog to reddit for other normies

reminder FUCK DAVID GORMAN, HE IS WHATS WRONG WITH DOTA PERSONALITIES

Girls with strong jaw makes me hard af.

I love Brandi Love for that

>only thing keeping me alive is patchnotes

>"NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU"- daivd 'the jew father' gorman

dota2.com/play/
dota2.com/play/
dota2.com/play/
dota2.com/play/

HOLY SHIT ITS HERE

Honestly Valve bailed BTS out so hard
Imagine how buthurt everyone would be if valve hadn't said shit.

OITS REALLLL WTFF

>two weeks until patch
yeah nah, I'm out. fuck that.

It is tradition

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>meme stream
wow who knew

ebin

True, props to valve. Im still mad about yames.

>BTS quality casting
I told you lads last night

reported for false advertising

>LD stache behind the frog mask