Doki Doki Literature Club #28

Screaming Sayori Edition
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A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

Sayori is best girl!

A reminder to stop with your unfunny gender politics jokes before it becomes a reality for this game and fanbase.

I wrote Natsuki a poem!

Never have I seen before
A girl whose gaze could pierce my core
To think that I might find you here
Surely I must hold you dear
Unless I should come to meet your ire
Kind of like a foe most dire
I think we should be friends

Sayori's confession was real emotional and all but it's nothing compared to Beach. Please write better poems Sayori.

Would you let him nut or sucky?

Will this general die by then?

I'm sorry that you can't accept that Natsuki is trans, user.

Get her file on your pen and walk outside with her.

No.

On a more constructive note, are there any VNs in which a trap is the best girl?

Undressing Monika in Senran Kagura!

Daily reminder that there are no pro-Monika anons in these threads. Any pro-Monika post is just monika hijacking someones computer and making the posts herself.

This
please stop it
i'm begging you

I want a nendoroid of her.
I want a figma of her.
I want a 6 foot statue of her.
She's the true 2D god.

Every thread

Jars is the best poem though.

M.... M-mommyka!

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Sayori!

friendly reminder that Monika will love you even if you shit-talk her

would giving her the D have saved her?

I want to kiss this bashful beauty!

Phoneposting by Monika!

Madoka < Haruhi < Lain < Monika

>want to write more dokifics to make the fanbase happy (hopefully)
>need to work
life is cruel somedays

But is her love real?

If monika loves everyone, doesnt that make her a slut?

Monika doesn't love everyone. Monika loves you.

There is a different instance of Monika for each user that plays the game. Each Monika loves their user absolutely, and wants to make him the happiest guy around

Ummm no Sweetie she is just polyamorous.

An infinity of Monikas.

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Well, this question also raises questions like "What if I copy Monika, do I have two Monikas?" and so on. So I guess no...

>ywn go on a date with Sayori that consists of ice-skating under a starlit sky.
>Ywn help her keeps balance by holding from behind because she so clumsy.
>Ywn fall on the ice with her on top, giggling at first but then share a romantic kiss.
>Yes never see her smile with flushed cheeks from a great night.

Why even live in this reality?

We need to create a body for Monika. Someone make a robot and put monika.chr inside it

real talk, why does sayori kill herself even if you confess to her?
would you consider rejecting her love as being more humane than confessing to her, since that way she will never know that there's absolutely nothing that will make her feel truly happy, not even the happiest thing she could imagine happening to her.

Lol, keep going, retards. Just remember you guys are the ones that caused all this.

one day user
one day

You're a good person, user.
I wanna write something too. Maybe something fucked up but with a happy ending.

bad image

Monika

Because she's a dirty if-rule script that monika corrupted so you don't have to deal with that shit.

Why do you care Natsuki? Sayuri is just some edgy depressive bitch anyway.

Don't worry, trashcan robots will be made rather soon and then we can print out monika.chr and put it inside.

thank you for the compliment user
I'm curious to see what you'll write
have either a part 2 for my story or a request to work on, not sure which I should prioritize. Probably the request, so I might have it tomorrow

Shes mine /DDLC/

>she

Sure buddy. That snail is all yours

I heard some theory about her commiting suicide if you confess because you are worrying about her too much. When left alone she rationalizes that she is keeping you from someone better or taking too much of your time so she does it anyway.

What happened /ddlc/?
Early threads were comfy as fuck, but now you went full degenerate.
This is why we can't have nice things

Poyo showed up, Poyo ruins anything

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they'll get bored of it
don't give them attention, keep calm and carry on
we'll go back to /comfy/

It's the decay of most generals. DDLC is a great game, but it has very little in the way of content or replayablility. As soon as everything is discussed, the people who make threads comfy go do something else, and the screeching retards stay.

Full image WHERE

Morning, (even though it's 1:30 in the afternoon). How's everyone doing today?

I'm doing just fine, happy that it's friday already.

It's 19:45 where I live.

literally use the booru you tard

P A R I S ?
A
R
I
S
?

Spain.

Reaching 300 hours with Monika!!!

Save Sayori!

kill yourself

don't forget to leave a HILARIOUS one or two word review

Why?

boy where did I see that already

MC rationalizes it as being because Sayori hated people caring about her, and thus confessing to her ended up being too much for her.
But Monika is the real answer.

IT BEGINS, GUYS

The fuck is this

>accidentally shattered my cute anime mug just now
Dan open the fucking store, I need a new mug. A mug with Yuri on it.

>the artist for the dokis is a girl
this is the part where we throw our heads back in laughter

OOOOO I AM LAFFIN

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This just in: Adult Males cannot draw anime highschool girls. We are notifying almost every anime and manga artist ever. More Retarded Ass News at 7.

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THEY ARE ALL 18
IT'S JAPAN

>these girls aren't older than seventeen
They're all 18.

who's this nigger and why should I care?
it could be me falseflagging for all we know

>doesn't know that they're all 18 so Dan can waifu Natsuki
lmao

Funny because the artist is female

Why is she wearing Yuri's sweater?

So this.... Is the power.... Of monikafafs.....

Also, why the way Tumblr users structure their posts makes me legitimately angry? It's like I can smell a whiny dyed hair bitch through my monitor.

DONT LEWD THE DOKIS GUYS THEYRE UNDERAGE AND THATS PEDOPHILIA GOD TYPICAL MALE ARTIST DEPICTIONS

It's because you're a misogynist.

I'M GOING TO FUCK MONIKA AND MAKE HER BEG FOR ME TO CUM INSIDE OF HER

THIS GAME MY FUCKING HEAD

>make a bait dating sim
>shitloads of people play it because it's free
>they get attached to the characters
>all the routes don't actually go anywhere
>people just want their waifus
>make a sequel that's a proper dating sim with complete routes
>sell it for $20
>???
>profit
was this dan's plan all along?

>YFW one of the girls ends up in the real world a la Re:Creators

I hope so.

CAN I WATCH AND POSSIBLY FILM

please do not sexual my wife

No
She's my wife, and she's made for sexual

I'd pay $40 for this

these... girl fetishists...

Monika is polyamorous, so there's no problems, guys.

More like $20 per route.

MY MONIKA ONLY LOVES ME