/owg/ - Overwatch General

I put in as much effort as kaplan does

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too bad theres no modding

>screeching redditors get btfo
>thread is no longer cancer

First for if I don’t play mercy then nobody’s gonna play mercy and we’re gonna lose

Anyone EU silver wanna duo?

>mercy is a must pick at all ranks
>people getting flamed by teammates for picking any other support
>pros are ditching Lucio so they can play mercy
They really fucked this one up

Didnt you post yesterday already

thats not wrong tho

who were the redditors again

B-but why is she covered in yogurt?

The only thing Angela "Swiss Chocolate" Ziegler burns more than Jews is coal.

I did and I even posted my btag.

No one invited me.

DO NOT REPLY TO THIS MAN
Huge autist! I added him yesterday and this fucker invites you to a competitive match just to play a symmetra portal and make you fall to your death whilst spamming shitty music through his microphone

it's just a silver deranker

(you)

This post I'm replying to

That's not how you paint a ceiling

yoghurt is actually very good for your skin

hahaha you fell for the epic teleporter troll :DDD hahahahahahaha noob

Why you lying

@192990845+1
not even trying

>be low master
>if team ever needs a healer always pick zen/lucio/ana
>retarded teammates always want someone to solo heal
>"user can you switch to mercy"
>finally get fed up with these selfish scrubs trying to force me to play the swiss cheese whore
>pick mercy every game
>never heal
>never damage boost
>suicide as much as possible and blame it on the team for not protecting me
>mid diamonds always start yelling in voice chat because I'M the reason they're never gonna get to masters
>low masters always yell at me because I'M the reason they're not gonna get to GM
>stop caring about ranked completely
>have dropped all the way to mid gold
>no one in vc
>no one tells me or anyone else to switch
>no one immediately leaves after a one sided match
>game is more enjoyable
>mfw

Why is not caring about SR so fucking liberating? Can't wait to do placements next season and start throwing again because there's no better feeling than that of a shitty diamond player blaming his bad performance on the fucking mercy of all people.

>then he turned out to be Jeff Kaplan
proof?

Glad you joined the cause, brother.

*turns off the lights*

I wanna creampie and impregnate young Ana

*unzips dick*

Who else /queueswiththeirgf/ here?
>tfw going to have to quit this game soon

>young Ana
nah

i want that granny ass

normie trash

>start up ow last night
>3492 sr
>go into a comp
>some retard picks mercy and never heals me
>never heals ANYONE
>never damage boosts anyone
>never even has her fucking staff out
>pops ult as soon as it's full
>tries to solo kill the enemy team
>get killed instead
>blames it on me and my buddy (Genji and Rein)
>get matched with this awful mercy main 4 times in a row
>sr is now 3285

If this was you then you are the fucking reason I'm not getting to masters this season and I hope you and your family all fucking die.

I love Sombra

Does that fact that I'll have to quit because I accidentally got her pregnant make me more or less normie?

>gf

why are you banging your dog?

This game is such a terrible and unbalanced mess right now that throwing games is about the only thing I can think of doing to make the game fun again. Thanks for red pilling me on throwing, lads. See you in sub gold.

Fucking normie king over here. How did you end up in this shithole?

I was a virgin when Overwatch came out

Because OP is a lazy/rushed faggot. The 'comic'/Halloween tale is also updated for future use.

>The HALLOWEEN TERROR event is still live
>the event runs from now until November 1st
>wait times and server-side issues should have improved for most of us by now, but no guarantees
playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/halloween-terror/
youtube.com/watch?v=TkYnc7pa4TQ
>Halloween Tale
playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/21118913

>new skins for McCree, Reaper, Mei, Zenyatta, Symmetra, Zarya, Ana, and Torbjörn
>Event item checklist
js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/HALLOWEEN

>Season 6 changed a bunch of stuff that you might want to know about
youtube.com/watch?v=Jqf0e8zzyCw

>Junkertown is Overwatch's newest map
youtube.com/watch?v=mcPDd16_9dI

>Latest cinematic
youtube.com/watch?v=8tjcm_kI0n0

>Latest comic
comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us/zarya-searching

>Latest PC patch notes
PTR: playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/21013135
Live: playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc

>Overwatch dev tracker
overstalk.io

>Hero tips, tricks and basics
pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Source / Quake mouse sensitivity converter
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Personal stats / leader boards
overbuff.com
masteroverwatch.com

>Previous thread:

>Viable supports
Mercy

>non viable supports
Zenyatta
Lucio
Ana
Symmerta

>not waiting to requeue after being matched with this loser
Cmon

You made the right choice.

>stop caring about ranked completely
>game is more enjoyable
I understood that 3 seasons ago.
Welcome aboard user

Oh look it's the troll ready to spam the thread again.

>duo queue
>instalocks dps
>"mercy please"
Is there anything worse?

Since you're all so confident and think you're hilarious post your bnet names here so that I can report you cunts to blizzard along with this thread. You don't care about the game right? Surely you wouldn't mind being banned right?

>"I take this game seriously and I'm not in the torbjorn initiative"
makes me mad

i think you mean
>don't even fucking try it
Ana
Symmetra

>being this much of a blizzcocksucker
It's guaranteed youre that esports cuck that defends their mistakes and shitty views

>please dont throw games it makes me sad do not do it
It's payback time and you're gonna take it like the faggot you are

Well, to be fair the expectation behind Diamond is that everyone should know what they should be doing.

The problem with Diamond is that you can carry someone from Platinum, and there's a huge disparity in skill level in Diamond mainly because of people who got boosted, smurfs and Mercy mains.
I've never broke out of Diamond because it's the true shithole in competitive, I thought Platinum was bad but Diamond is the real shit especially 2900-3100.

It's only game, what do you have to be mad?

lets form a 6 stack and throw all our games!

>because of people who got boosted, smurfs and Mercy mains
Wrong. They changed placement system to combat smurfs.
You start from 2500 regardless when you do placements. Easy to get to diamond

>I can't aim so Ana isn't viable

Wrong blonde. You're thinking of Galko who's the coal burner. The one you posted burns more rice than a 40 year old cooker.

sure goy hand over your id

>diversity
>still no female character with delicious honkers

>1 star difficulty heroes being used on highest skill tiers and in pro play
>this is what blizzard want
What the fuck are they smoking?

Diamonds and Masters are the only people who absolutely sperg out over rank. You're doing the right thing, user. Proud of you.

>wishing death on someone and their family because they won't be able grow an extra inch of epeen

It's just a game, bro, who cares if you don't get your imaginary points? :^)

WinkyFace#11563 go ahead and report me too.

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You silly niggerboy, I'm actually helping. The OP shitposter wakes up in about 8 hours

OWL branded Vapes

>being this autistic and keeping track of post cycles
I bet you're from /sp/

I want to see Galko take dark cock so badly.

Zarya has honkers just hidden in armor.

>muscle mass
>cowtits
pick one virgin

Reminder that Doomfist is useless over Genji or Tracer and there's no point even picking him unless he gets an omnidirectional rocketpunch.

It's not, its just that I go to sleep now for about 8 hours a night, and the OPshitposter appears just when I wake up. It's kinda obnoxious to wake up to 5 OP's on one of your generals

I dont mind it my gf is extremely happy when I play him and talks to me dirty all match

Just post your .pdf manifesto autist

Genji and Tracer doesn't give the immense satisfaction of punching Mercy into a wall to death.

Good, I'd rather the qt lesbian or the robot ninja over the nig nog

What's your point exactly? Am I reading this correctly?
Do you believe you're the sole /owg/ general maker or something and you are upset?

Please explain

I know. But your punch can't hit a Mercy that's flying around with a Pharah boyfriend, and even if she's on the ground and you do hit her without phasing through, she might slide off the wall. It's no fun.

POOR RISITO

Doomfist doesn't have any satisfaction period when he can't even stick a hit and is thirsty for Shimada cock.

>not liking the literal nigerian warlord with the rocket fist over weeb and british girl

I'm sorry we do not serve BLACKED 99.99$ PACK subscription users here.

This.

*Sploosh*

>taking the Nigerian warlord when you know the fate of all warlords from Africa is immediate execution

Holy shit when did this happen?!

>I don’t pay attention to game updates and throw matches by just picking whatever

>Omnidirectional punch
>Can now punch up and push Pharah's away from the team-making a hitscan's life harder
>Can punch down, making his slam useless, and serving no real use anyways apart from if he is on top of a payload
Well done Reddit, he's still fucked

What he actually needs is to be more like Total Mayhemfist, using slam and uppercut to proc a ton of shields and rarely using Punch to confirm an opportune kill. Basically he needs his cooldowns greatly reduced and his general damage outside of a fully charged punch nerfed a bit to compensate

He paid for this game. What gives you the right to tell him not to have fun?

>he thinks paying for things entitles him to anything
laugh

>your gf prefers Doomfist over you
Is this Jeff before marriage?

mad esports babby

>the guy whose character is based around the whole theme of 'PUNCH'
>should only use his punch rarely