/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

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INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/news/updates
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NEWS & STREAMS
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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

DEAFENING BLAST

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I'VE BEEN TO HELL, AND BACK, AND BACK TO HELL....... AND BACK

farquit
farquit

fucking CHINKS

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

NAVI.SingSing

there I fixed it!

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Why didn't Na`Vi shove the lanes, dotards?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land? this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

RumChicken
RumChicken

real talk. if EG can't beat either of those two teams they need to make a roster shuffle.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

moar

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

dendi is a living meme

happy_sad
happy_sad

AM is a free win for any pro team

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

not hating on current meta or anything, but how do you make mid 1v1 again without drastic measures

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

AM is a free win for anyone 90% of the time
fixed

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

remove one creep, boost the exp of jungle camps by half of what the previous nerf was

RumChicken
RumChicken

Remove the extra creep in the midlane would be a first step, but then again even before 7.00 Ogres and Banes were sitting in the midlane so idk

King_Martha
King_Martha

your safelane spawns one extra creep
your offlane spawns one less creep
now you can't have your pos5 go mid and has to pull or enemy offlaner has a good time

iluvmen
iluvmen

unless you're EG

Techpill
Techpill

Post yfw 7.07 is gonna remove the last remaining UAM's, finally allowing satanic AM.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Remove that "extra creeps in the mid lane" horse shit. It just encourages sharing the lane with a support. Un-nerfing the jungle somehow would also help.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

make the midlane the new offlane, remove 2 creeps and make the nearby shrines and camps less accessible

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Dendi is cute. CUTE.

iluvmen
iluvmen

post wheel

hairygrape
hairygrape

they need to just fold desu.

RumChicken
RumChicken

safelane and offlane would just switch you retard

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

muh EG was the first to pick pubstars! nevber before ti5
who is bulldog
who is sylar
who is xboct

fucking fraud

Illusionz
Illusionz

un-nerfing the jungle
Why would you want to buff Liquid?

askme
askme

second pick AM
umm chinks?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

pic related cause alt-clicking is all the communication you will ever need (apart from maybe strategical/item discussion which aren't available on the chatwheel anyways)

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

if navi doesnt pick terrorblade... i dont even know how to finish this sentence

eGremlin
eGremlin

xboct
pubstar
He's one of the Dota 1 oldfags

Soft_member
Soft_member

rOtk looking like a Three Kingdoms era general/strategist.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Well I think sumail was certainly the first of the modern mid pustar trend

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

funny how rotk makes his player stand so he can draft

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

remove the aoe exp for denies, give it to the hero that gets the deny only
remove extra creep
buff jungle and probably nerf am somehow

girlDog
girlDog

Veeky Forums/thread/193004268#p193062564
Veeky Forums/thread/193004268#p193062749
what up now retards?

iluvmen
iluvmen

navi are so fucked

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Navi
are
back

WebTool
WebTool

we're going to see Mushi vs Midone in semis
I'm ok with this

Illusionz
Illusionz

doubting

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

core clockwork

Why do they keep doing this?

Inmate
Inmate

just woke up

is it true?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

where did the digital ctrash meme come from? enlighten me

whereismyname
whereismyname

auntiemage the NAVI slayer

I like this

Snarelure
Snarelure

Veeky Forumscatalog#s=lolg

eGremlin
eGremlin

mason and ritsu skype chat

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Sjokz is our girl, faggot

Evilember
Evilember

not dota 2 related fuck off faggot

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

OPA SUPA MIDA DENDI

Emberfire
Emberfire

i see, thank you my friend

SniperGod
SniperGod

dendi

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

i guess dendi is back to his pre-xbox-coaching self

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Just leap in bro

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

WINDBENDER
LMAO

viagrandad
viagrandad

Necro top of networth
nice """meta""" dotards

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Necro
AND AM

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

pick clock and riki
both are countered by 2k item

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

tfw Dendi dindu nothing except spend all his time respawning

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

no space created, new meta, immediedly regret my decision, need wards, and both [ALL]GG and [ALL]GGWP
The chat wheel is only for for memes and tilting both teammates and enemies you casuls.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Can't wait for force staff to get nerfed into the ground, what a broken concept.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

When did toby start fucking clapping everytime

Flameblow
Flameblow

Everyone has buybacks on Na'vi
Fight near the T2 tower
Don't buyback
What the fuck

RumChicken
RumChicken

NAVI

IS

BACK

massdebater
massdebater

Navi is so bad. It's incredible how they don't work as a team, especially near roshan.

WebTool
WebTool

Did he get american citizenship?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

WHY DO PEOPLE STILL PICK SUPPORT RIKI

hairygrape
hairygrape

Leave NA'VI to me

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

upvoted

massdebater
massdebater

AoE silence that cannot be avoided by Manta ?

Methnerd
Methnerd

kek
apparently he has british citizenship though, redeye made a joke about it yseterday iirc.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Roaming riki is op AF. It's just Navi being bad.

eGremlin
eGremlin

If only there was an incredibly overpowered support hero that had that and had an aghs upgrade that turns him into AoE GoodDoombringer

Supergrass
Supergrass

without the early game roaming capability of the former, but yeah Disruptor is Good Doom

Snarelure
Snarelure

CRYSTALIZE IS GOOD I SWEAR

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

CAN THIS CASTER SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY I AM FUCKING TIRED OF HIS USELESS FAKE SHOUTING

Emberburn
Emberburn

NAVI ARE DOING IT

Emberfire
Emberfire

*leaps behind u*

RavySnake
RavySnake

SONNEIKO IS SO FUCKING GOOD

TechHater
TechHater

JUST

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Status of NaVi ?

Playboyize
Playboyize

This clock is missing all of his hookshot.
THAT RIKI IS BAD HOLYSHIT.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

2 gems
3600 goldswing in a second
lordy

Emberfire
Emberfire

anti mage spends the whole fight running around, not using ult and dies in the end
Feels like I've seen this episode yesterday already.

cum2soon
cum2soon

BEEN TO HELL AND BACK

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Sonneiko deserves a better team

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

tfw icefraud wont dumpster ES

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

AND BACK TO HELL

Emberfire
Emberfire

NA
VI
NA
VI
NA
VI
NA
VI

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

in the trashcan

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

riki has a basher.
can't even ulti

This guys are so fucking bad.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

HOW DO WE STOP AUNTIMAGE HE IS SUCH A BULLSHIT HERO IN PRO-PLAYS, JUST FUCKING REMOVE HIM FROM CAPTAIN'S MODE OR SOMETHING

whereismyname
whereismyname

touche

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

NoobVi

Leave VG to EG

King_Martha
King_Martha

RODGER LEFT HR FOR THIS

Methnerd
Methnerd

This was supposed to be Dendi's turn to win, it's not fair bros...

Snarelure
Snarelure

AoE GoodDoombringer
Literally "JUST WALK OUT"

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

You stop him by telling navi how to draft
VG fucking second picked the hero.

JunkTop
JunkTop

This team made up of VG's C-Team plus sylar just beat navi

hairygrape
hairygrape

he really does.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

And it was objectively the right decision. Your point?

Emberfire
Emberfire

what's his endgame, /d2g/?

SniperGod
SniperGod

Can >Secret beat MVP

Illusionz
Illusionz

Mirana is OP against AM. But Navi is so shit that they can't even farm well.

DeathDog
DeathDog

He left Empire

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

navi v govne
As usual

takes2long
takes2long

Don't think so... it will be a 2-0 either way. Puppey has too big of an ego to draft meta picks and win the game simply.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I think they can. MVP gets figured out pretty quickly.
Mushi lost to them at like Manila and then never lost to QO again

hairygrape
hairygrape

Seeing Dendi like that actually feels so bad... However much money you make, it must feel bad to lose over and over again when you know you are not a balding cuck like Loda... It must feel so bad to look at Kuro and Puppan succeed... It feels pretty sad tbqh senpai :-(

RavySnake
RavySnake

kak i vse khohlyatskoye

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

nope, ez for coreans

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

POWER POURS INTO ME

Booteefool
Booteefool

Why don't you take one of the good quotes like "Ionize me"

Bidwell
Bidwell

*DIVES YOUR TOWER*
nothin' personnel kid

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

is lion bad shadowshaman ?

eGremlin
eGremlin

why don't you think "Power pours into me" is good?

No. They're similar, but plenty of differences as well. Personally, I find that finger is often a lot better than serpent wards. I like both heroes though.

FastChef
FastChef

Is shadowshaman bad shadowdemon?

massdebater
massdebater

he is badBatrider

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

what team was evil miracle in before secret?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

ace is kinda cute

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

danish boys

iluvmen
iluvmen

Lot of loyalty for a hired dota player

idontknow
idontknow

DB

hairygrape
hairygrape

some of them

SniperGod
SniperGod

is dubu the most anime player in dota?

askme
askme

Why did Cap grow a beard? Is he ashamed of his jawline or something?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Normie fad, dumb frogposter.

happy_sad
happy_sad

he turned into a numale

Playboyize
Playboyize

if you can't grow a proper beard you might as well finish your transition and stop claiming you're a man

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to play Silencer. The abilities are extremely demanding, and without a solid grasp of Dota 2 mechanics most of the plays will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Nortrom’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his voice lines - his personal philosophy draws heavily from telling people to STFU, for instance. The Silencer mains understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this hero, to realise that pressing R doesn't just win the team fight - it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Silencer (stupid mid mains) truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Nortrom’s existential catchphrase “SILENCE!,” which itself is a cryptic reference to his spells. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the sight of minus 2 intelligence unfolds itself on their PC monitor. Silence, fool! My edge grows sharper.

TechHater
TechHater

t. numale, it's literally be the sign of a incompetent fuck for over a decade now. Shave you unhygienic, insecure fuck

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

haha reddit pasta being used unironically

cum2soon
cum2soon

I play mid silencer, what now

likme
likme

puppey playing a hero besides bara chen jakiro
i mean, maybe if ench or niggerma were in the meta

Lunatick
Lunatick

it's perfect anon

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

why does secret have 2 midones?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

7 winstreak
first team mate randoms and second picks techies
why this happens explain without memes

Flameblow
Flameblow

PLEASE, DO FEED THE TROLL

Nojokur
Nojokur

Meepo

whereismyname
whereismyname

winter + lyrical
JUST

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

you get increasingly worse teammates if you're on a big win streak, this is known.

viagrandad
viagrandad

winter cast

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Worst casting pair in this tournament... Winter is meh as an analyst... as a caster he is just absolute shit.

Supergrass
Supergrass

5 minutes
still no first blood
wtf is this lolshit?

girlDog
girlDog

Gooks.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Much better.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

3-2
Now is a 40 minutes LoL game, lol

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

wake up
no patch

SniperWish
SniperWish

It never will be. Unless they take two creeps away.

Right not its a shit show because it has inherently more value than the other lanes, but even if you made it normal again people would still realize that roaming or camping there to fuck up the other midlaner is more valuable than a shitty dual lane. You want to be grabbing bounty runes anyways.

SniperWish
SniperWish

I was playing pos4 roaming mid before it became meta since it shut the enemy mid so hard and my mid fucking pinged me saying that I was leeching xp.
Now it's like 3v3 mid every fucking game and my mid usually drops all items and feeds mid if he gets ganked once.

This fucking game actually.

WebTool
WebTool

wake up
novermber 1st

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Winter is talking like he's on his fucking deathbed.
I really fucking hate this chink and his retarded accent.
Literally the worst caster/analyst in the scene behind lumi and xyclopz. I'd take the 8/10 fatty over this shitter.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

poopey

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

t. LyricalDota

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

When the good teams play ?

StonedTime
StonedTime

reverse the pull camp swap back to a medium camp

Soft_member
Soft_member

that's the "wise chinese man" accent

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

name a worse caster combo than lyrical and winter

Techpill
Techpill

LD and lumi

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

ld and godz

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Lysander Hades

Skullbone
Skullbone

kotlguy + anyone

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

sheever+1

Snarelure
Snarelure

godz rumi

Firespawn
Firespawn

tobi + synderen

cum2soon
cum2soon

Slacks and anyone

Emberfire
Emberfire

LightOfHeaven + Maelstrom

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Maut LD? did everyone forget that?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

t. reddit immigrant

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

ODpixel

SniperGod
SniperGod

gooks losing to meepo
like pottery

RavySnake
RavySnake

meepo is a retarded hero.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

i dont understand how lyrical suddenly started getting invited to events, it's not that he's extremely awful but he's just not anything special, just bland

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

meepo is ba...

Stay 2k shitters

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

retarded hero
let me introduce you to someone

farquit
farquit

he's a palate cleanser

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

hating on AM and Meepo
get out reddit supportcucks
only core players allowed to voice an opinion

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

why is winter sitting so far away compared to lyrical? shouldn't they be sitting side by side?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Because most other casters are absolute dogshit especially the other "up and coming" casters.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

our boys got meepo'd by the bad guys
This is sad

Methnerd
Methnerd

tell me d2g
why doesn't purge get invited to shit anymore?
has he been exposed as a fraud?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

where did anneedroid go by the way
she wasn't that bad desu

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

t. grant

viagrandad
viagrandad

The average esports watcher is a moron that only cares about the so called "e-celebs".

King_Martha
King_Martha

Moonduck thankfully took most of the useless tier 12 talent and now contains them. Im only waiting for slacks to go down the same path. It would be glorious

Spamalot
Spamalot

but Purge is like the #1 eceleb in Dota2 ?

even before i started playing dota i'd heard about Purge

takes2long
takes2long

Yeah why isn't winter sitting on his lap?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

who wins game 2

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

gooks
our boys

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

it was all part of poopey's keikaku to wait until the lower bracket in order to eliminate his gook ex teammate and his friends

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

uhh no sweetie that title goes to dendi :)

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

You forgot that just happened and zeus ult

Emberburn
Emberburn

people who last pick meepo are even bigger cucks than supports

WebTool
WebTool

it has been a blessing in disguise. No more maut or zyori at lans finally

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Dendi isn't an eceleb, he's an actual pro.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

is there asian nation that japs don't hate

iluvmen
iluvmen

he's far better than sheever or this gookshit that is with him now.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

They love Europe.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

taiwan who are their pet chinks

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

well he's on his way to become an eceleb

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

reading comprehension

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

japs are honorary aryans leave them alone

RumChicken
RumChicken

all asians hate other asians.

TechHater
TechHater

Disregard I suck dicks. I think some of them like Thailand.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

kek

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

korea vs japan shitposting is the best desu

girlDog
girlDog

singsing is streaming dotards

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

what do I do when i offlane against some cancer setup like aa+pudge
I see some players just feed 5-10 deaths going back to wave xp range, but because it's 100+30+30 gold it doesn't matter?
is that the strategy?

DeathDog
DeathDog

Why the fuck is CM's new taunt not tradeable or marketable until Sep 1 2018?

FastChef
FastChef

Why are Immortals so cute?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Sorry adelewd, I'd rather cheer for Imoutos.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

wtf dotard...

Evilember
Evilember

poser detected

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

feed me adelaide

RavySnake
RavySnake

edialeda em deef

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

zeus+bloodcyka
disgusting

Playboyize
Playboyize

The real adelaide left years ago.

Flameblow
Flameblow

But adelaids is the only cutie in the general
along with Maut

viagrandad
viagrandad

shitposting done right lads, take notes

Playboyize
Playboyize

lyrical is a cool dude, fuck you guys

Supergrass
Supergrass

t. Lyrical

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

fuck off lyrical

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

When's Optic playing?

w8t4u
w8t4u

he doesn't know...

TreeEater
TreeEater

pos5 zeus farms top safelane
safelane bh bot
zero versus zero mid
New meta

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

tab back in lyrical

Inmate
Inmate

guys i can't wait for OSfrog spam for puss in boots and fairie. it's gonna be so funny!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

post bummy

askme
askme

nope, its all you.
you're memeing yourself

iluvmen
iluvmen

what is puppey doing guys

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

real question is what is fata doing?

5mileys
5mileys

IMT got figured out

Methnerd
Methnerd

choking as usual
gooks only have 1 strategy which is hyperaggression

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

midone

Soft_member
Soft_member

i want secret to succedd but this team is just absolute gargabe unless yapzor is playing es or rubick

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

they'll win a whole bunch of events right after the patch with their meme hyper aggressive strats
mark my words

StonedTime
StonedTime

adelaide being a janitor is not a meme

5mileys
5mileys

h-he's fast!!

Flameblow
Flameblow

do you really think he could avoid getting banned for so long otherwise?

SniperWish
SniperWish

this casting

FastChef
FastChef

le balanced speedy aztec
JUST WALK OUT
AT 100000 MS LMAO

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

he's not a janitor, he just gets reported to death because it's a stupid joke noone likes

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I want to smash winter's skull in with a sledgehammer

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

MK and NS are getting nerfed and people will just ban Wisp and take SB for themselves.
PA isn't a problem in the proscene

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

""""""""""joke""""""""""

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Where's CK's accent from? It reminds me of something, but I can't put my finger on it.

Booteefool
Booteefool

t. lyrical

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

the burning presidential shack of puppey

iluvmen
iluvmen

implying the aggressive memeball patch isn't the reason why they're relevant
implying icefraud won't nerf the only strat that they can do next patch and they fade into irrelevance like the rest of NA/KR like before

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

man midone is awful when he plays these meta heroes, he needs to go back to invoker/ta/sf/storm

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

he's scottish lad

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

how the hell is dubu a liver

RavySnake
RavySnake

this caster's fake hype is the WORST

JunkTop
JunkTop

they are LITERALLY DIVING 5 man

happy_sad
happy_sad

poopey is a fucking joke

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Oh right, I had some trouble telling because of the sound filter in his lines. Thanks.

viagrandad
viagrandad

phoneposters get out

cum2soon
cum2soon

Doubting

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

coreans forget that dota is a game about killing buildlings
THE DMZ OF WORST COREA

whereismyname
whereismyname

gooks in charge of thinking one step ahead

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

based potato of many building damage

takes2long
takes2long

t. Winter

Skullbone
Skullbone

dogshit team getting rolled all game
le balanced treeman plays pve
instantly turn around the game even though everyone is playing like total garbage
This is the dota ratshits want

hairygrape
hairygrape

Rat is a strategy like any other and can be countered
remove anything I don't like from the game because it's toxic :(
This is the dota leaguebabbs are trying to force

Evilember
Evilember

doesn't have map awareness
can only mindlessly run at things at press his rotation like a WoW baby
Get back where you came from faggot

RumChicken
RumChicken

go play a hero brawler if u dont like pve faggot

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

t. anonymous

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

best of NA ignoring objectives and losing to gorilla warfare
Is like 'nam all over again!

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

posting from desktop
try again leddit

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

SECRET IS FUICKING DONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MPmaster
MPmaster

wtf is puppey doing

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

shitrekt can't even play rat dota

Techpill
Techpill

FUTA

TreeEater
TreeEater

Shitrekt got figured out, it's over

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

WTF pupper keeps feeding? WHY?!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

the south koreans that fought alongside the US troops in vietnam were reported to be the most brutal and vicious amongst all their allies

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Fuck shitrekt and any of their few remaining fans

Lunatick
Lunatick

All they had to do was play as 4 and let fata p out lanes and rat shrines until day

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

here's how u play against immortal:

pick kotl sniper
defend high ground
watch them suicide for 80 minutes trying to hit your tier 3s
joke about their mothers being rapeslaves in world war 2

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

This goy got it right.

Inmate
Inmate

shitrekt can only win with cheesy shit like last pick meepo with no counter
can't even win with cancer necro and bs

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

nobody notices forev killing himself to rupture

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

ratting NP doesnt buy sb

Emberburn
Emberburn

YapoopzOr tickling the enemy with arc

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

imminent game 3

Booteefool
Booteefool

IMT is the living proof that pros are just as clueless as pub players. They literally just run at people EVERY SINGLE GAME and teams don't know how to counter it. It's pretty ridiculous.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

shadow blade for ratting against bounty

SniperWish
SniperWish

kick QO get March

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

real tlak: do i bet on EG against VJ? VJ is absolute garbage but EG is so weak right now i dont even know what is up

massdebater
massdebater

dont worry guys secret 2-1

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

bounty tping in to defend a push

JunkTop
JunkTop

gonna need a new monitor

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

When are the good teams playing?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Ok, without looking at wiki name the VG players not Sylar and not coach rotk.
There's your answer.

5mileys
5mileys

rotk is drafting for VG, meanwhile sh1t is drafting for EG, so everything is possible.

Evilember
Evilember

in five minutes

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Shanghai Minor

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

best meta in the history of dota, even old shitvp is relevant again

Nojokur
Nojokur

just found out that lyrical is just 3k and hes casting games like these
that pic
shit eating smile that says that he got away with it

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Fear is drafting but it's pretty much the same, they both captained EG to a 12th place finish TI2 and TI7 respectively

happy_sad
happy_sad

literally 322 X 10 MMR

StonedTime
StonedTime

Most play by play casters are 3k

mmr isn't mandatory for that job
"muh mmr" faggots like you are what made TI7 so boring

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

m-muh dota personalities should be pro players
they did it at TI7 panel and it was most boring thing ever
also toby is 3k too

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

need an EE reference

5mileys
5mileys

THIS MAN IS CURRENTLY DOING D I S G U S T I N G THINGS TO YOUR PATCH

DOTARDS?!?!?!?

King_Martha
King_Martha

lmao all that shitter does is post pretty looking annoucements on twitter
literally just a brown cyborgmatt

iluvmen
iluvmen

friend simulator watcher, opinion instantly discarded

Playboyize
Playboyize

tfw grandgrant is 7k mmr

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

A friend simulator was two of the greatest weeks of dota ever

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

tfw you will never head pat Sheever

Snarelure
Snarelure

that's 7k NA so he is pretty much 3k in other regions like every other hypecaster

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

barely above pyrionflax

wew

iluvmen
iluvmen

who wins game 3?

StonedTime
StonedTime

tobis okay, its just that lyrical keep shout shouting stupid shit that makes me boil

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

tfw same mmr as merlini
how did he drop so much? i thought he was like 6-7k

Illusionz
Illusionz

below literal fucking cancer

DeathDog
DeathDog

why didn't you click merlini bro? r u lacist la?

FastChef
FastChef

you know he used to be semi-pro, yeah?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

if ur lower mmr than sheever u need to not be allowed to cast dota

Soft_member
Soft_member

Grant is 7k
when was the last time he actually fucking played the game?

Illusionz
Illusionz

grant is not even 4k.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

those who can't do, teach

Illusionz
Illusionz

I miss when Dota didn't have to be rigidly corporate outside of random minors.

viagrandad
viagrandad

can someone send me a virtual hug

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Reminder that grant beat fear mid

youtube.com/watch?v=HwuGI64ukjE

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

tfw same mmr as TI winner

farquit
farquit

no, you're repulsive

Evilember
Evilember

no

Firespawn
Firespawn

I thought Draskyl was 5800

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Can you make it to 6-7k mmr by just playing Support?

Bidwell
Bidwell

clips.twitch
.tv/FrigidExcitedLeopardBudStar
REEEEEEEEEEEE

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

tfw i was here when someone posted this full pic and i posted "that's a smug blitz right there"

TechHater
TechHater

stfu cum guzzler bitch

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

is eg playing now? im still at the gym

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I've never touched this game but constantly watch competitive for about 3-4 years.

I'm afraid to touch the game at this point because I fear that despite my vast knowledge of Dota from watching it for so long that it won't translate ingame.

It would break my heart if I ended up at like 1k mmr after my placement games.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

most common one is the best one

Nojokur
Nojokur

tfw dota scene used to have character and just watching a panel was a highlight of an event rather than something you do because too lazy to tab out

Illusionz
Illusionz

people still watch this money hungry whore

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

singsing brings his irrelevancy to league

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

chen
Looks like they wanna shove lanes

iluvmen
iluvmen

maybe, looks like last update has been some time ago.

also this list misses bunch of people that have no mmr (like LD)

Snarelure
Snarelure

Nope, not for another hour or so.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

DOTARDS BTFO

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

le meme face
epin variety streamer
You must be 18 or over to post on this website

whereismyname
whereismyname

showing his true colors I see

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

just remember anon, Monika loves you no matter what you do!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

monika a shit antivirus too stronk

massdebater
massdebater

Me at the bottom

idontknow
idontknow

kinda wanna know why he stop playing in any team after C9 disband

Snarelure
Snarelure

my friend who ive taught and introduced to dota just reached 3.1k in 6 months
what the fuck is pyrion doing

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

plays 3 heroes exclusively
neither 3 ever get banned\

Now try to convince me that Pos4 is inferior and it doesn't matter what he plays.

Emberburn
Emberburn

He tried several and they all failed. Now he's just bored and only plays because he depends on it to get viewers.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

pooper chen
will secret win this one?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

How do we kill the "experts predict" meme? It's really fucking triggering.

Soft_member
Soft_member

here we go hombres

here

we

go

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Monika is my antivirus system, very experienced at deleting harmful or poor elements!

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Lyrical is a 3k shitter
what the fuck

Spamalot
Spamalot

based lesnarposter

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

C O N J U R A T I O N

cum2soon
cum2soon

it's alright anon

Inmate
Inmate

fat jew is allowed to cast important matches in big lans without any known game experience
epic (((nepotism))) and (((monopolizing))) valve

eGremlin
eGremlin

trash grant will never come back

Lunatick
Lunatick

LD was arounf 5k last time I heard

Booteefool
Booteefool

oh shit, look who it is

King_Martha
King_Martha

1stun on IMT
JUST

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

literal puppey pause
REEEEE

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

There's 2, but I agree they should have more than Earth Spirit and le man of mild inconvenience

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

bs veno combo
damn i like this

King_Martha
King_Martha

Why don't people play bane so mcuh, becase no aoe? I think he's an insane pos4/5 , his abilities are superb.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

i never noticed it but guy on that icon looks like g-man

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

C O N J U R A T I O N

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

thanks bae

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

tfw cute demoness Doom arcana never

happy_sad
happy_sad

love mushi

Methnerd
Methnerd

dota 1/hon friends are now TI winners and t1 teams
tucker left him
akroma went full /pol/
bangfish went full sjw
fwosh got out before he gave up completely
new stack is shit excluding gorgc who could be picked up by a good team if he stops tilting
coon/33 is going to be picked up by a t1 team eventually

dota is all he has left and he still has nothing

eGremlin
eGremlin

ShitOne

Emberburn
Emberburn

tfw wraith queen arcana never

Evilember
Evilember

how do we fix midone?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

quick, post THAT webm

you know the one

cum2soon
cum2soon

was lich mid? bloodseeker is lvl 9 puck is lvl 5

takes2long
takes2long

shitrekt

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to play Silencer. The abilities are extremely demanding, and without a solid grasp of Dota 2 mechanics most of the plays will go over a typical player’s head. There’s also Nortrom’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his voice lines - his personal philosophy draws heavily from telling people to STFU, for instance. The Silencer mains understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this hero, to realise that pressing R doesn't just win the team fight - it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Silencer (stupid mid mains) truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Nortrom’s existential catchphrase “SILENCE!,” which itself is a cryptic reference to his spells. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the sight of minus 2 intelligence unfolds itself on their PC monitor. Silence, fool! My edge grows sharper.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a special silencer build. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 Intelligence points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

pick tanky heroes just throw your body ez win heheh best meta ever xddd lmao

cum2soon
cum2soon

he could always become a wageslave

iluvmen
iluvmen

losing early game as chen
puppey a SHIT, don't bitch about the meta

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

tanky heroes like necro?

Skullbone
Skullbone

.

SniperWish
SniperWish

reminder that watching anime causes balding

Illusionz
Illusionz

Fata fucking suck at itemization

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

such a shame she went full feminist dyke + tattoos

Nojokur
Nojokur

the golden days of doto

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

poopey got a fucking midas

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Is this the famed roaming terrorblade that /d2g/ told me about?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Is Soe really a dyke now ? if so post her GF.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Secretbabs ???

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

i don't think that's balding. that's just asian hair and envy doesn't ever get a good hair cut, so his hairs just stick straight up and you can see scalp

WebTool
WebTool

team is behind
cores are dirt poor
Chen -> Midas alert pops up
I honestly don't know why they didn't just replay the first match draft

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

you will NEVER have this much fun with dota

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

i wish i could sleep on those tits and suck them all day

Booteefool
Booteefool

laughable to think that Fata is supposed to compete with the likes of Mindcontrol

what an absolute shitter

5mileys
5mileys

if youre a terrorblade player with no balls, i got one word for what youre gonna do

lose

iluvmen
iluvmen

secrekt

Nojokur
Nojokur

CONJUWATION :3

TreeEater
TreeEater

you dont have access to alcohol?

JunkTop
JunkTop

twitter.com/TobiWanDOTA/status/921749673290944512

hello tobi, how r u doing?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

that ugly ui
no offlane camps
garbage looking map
no talents
7.00 was the best thing to happen to dota

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

he really is a shitter, always has been

TechHater
TechHater

You honestly have to appreciate the sheer mass of Brock, he'd be a continent conquering warlord if he were born into a different time

Bidwell
Bidwell

t. valveshill no one plays ur dead game

this is a PUBG/League general

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

ah yes, the low effort bait post

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

elimination match
chen poopey Xd

farquit
farquit

YOU ARE

SLIGHTLY DISTRESSED

Inmate
Inmate

what is this from?

viagrandad
viagrandad

ti3 mid championship

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

that clown fiesta at top lane
lothars dagon necro

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

the old UI is actual trash tho looking at it now

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

how does /d2g/ deal with crippling depression?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Secret's won this

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

ah yes, the low IQ vocabularlet post
why does your kind permeate this community

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

by not being ugly

Flameblow
Flameblow

YOU ARE

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Literally what are you even talking about?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Would Tony be more viable if Craggy gave 3/5/7/9 armor?

Firespawn
Firespawn

when you die, you still have consciousness.
you can see and hear things with the last pump of blood.
you hear yourself declared dead without having anything to do about it.

on that day, you'll be like "what guys? im alive, im right here!" but no one hears you and you're paused.
this will occur for 13 minutes and will feel like a whole week happened.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

actually guhrbgngh literally gbhughrbh

Booteefool
Booteefool

unhealthy amounts of dudeweedlmao but only because I quit drinking and am to weak to live without a crutch

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Excellent post, really improving the quality of the thread here reddit-meme posting friend.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

how is that dota related

takes2long
takes2long

Armor isnt his problem. craggy needs to be changed to something else

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

hahah just watch some anime dude
play some video games
everything will be OK

eGremlin
eGremlin

watch some anime dude

idontknow
idontknow

I hate shitrekt so much

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

hahahah how the fuck depression is real hahhahaha dude just stop being sad hahaha

idontknow
idontknow

Give Tiny regular if weaker than average armor
Replace Craggy with Rock Hard
Tiny becomes immune to all forms of CC but not the damage, can't be slowed, stunned, silenced or hexed

??????

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

You don't understand, Wagamama literally changed my life. The $2000 I spent attending his bootcamp was an investment in a vision of myself as a better player. I'll never forget his parting words to me: "your five minutes is up, please send the next guy in."

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

who the fuck is paying off the koreans?

Flameblow
Flameblow

it's a tb game

SniperWish
SniperWish

are there really depressed people here?

RumChicken
RumChicken

uhhh wtf was that. what was immortal trying to do

StonedTime
StonedTime

how do i win
how do i win
how do i win
how do i win
how do i win
how do i win
how do i win
how do i win
how do i win
how do i win
how do i win
how do i win
how do i win
how do i win
how do i win
how do i win
how do i win
how do i win
how do i win
how do i win

TechHater
TechHater

WTF STOP THROWING

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

they are just bad only the meta carrying this korean shitlords so hard

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I said I HATE SHITREKT

Emberfire
Emberfire

Just avoid pic related

Firespawn
Firespawn

dont play such shit heroes
lifestealer is literally the only game winning hero you played

WebTool
WebTool

You can't even blame your teammates at this MMR. It's all you. Come talk when you're at least 5k.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

do you think the cutest edgy demon can do it

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

IMT lost by not going carry Doom

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

$2000 I spent attending his bootcamp
does he actually host a summercamp? wouldn't surprise me

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

does weed really make depression worse?
i dont buy this

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

how terrible can you be

Nojokur
Nojokur

Shitrekt haters? Where u at now? Gooks?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

this is the kind of people who complain about icefrog listening to reddit and forced 50

farquit
farquit

yapzor

massdebater
massdebater

I'm so tired dotards

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

redpill me on his summercamp

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

youtube.com/watch?v=fY-wGXrJ43U

JunkTop
JunkTop

tb is not a cute anime girl

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

are you even playing the game at 1k mmr? how can you lose?

Illusionz
Illusionz

New item Bar of Madness:

BKB
MoM
Recipe

*stats*

Use: Eternal madness - Magic immunity, silenced and MoM effects until death or until killing a hero (actual last hit required). No cooldown.

Thoughts?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

My MMR has increased 100 points since I attended the summercamp, would reccomend to my parents also

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

QO has 2 cheeses and aegis

Bidwell
Bidwell

1,225 euros for a week a the waga camp™

RumChicken
RumChicken

incredibly broken on pa

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Be autustic and have a sedentary lifestyle
Depression

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

srsly how much did it cost to attend this, no memes

Flameblow
Flameblow

chesses stack

what?

StonedTime
StonedTime

1500 usd

whereismyname
whereismyname

dota2trainingcamp.com/shop/

SniperWish
SniperWish

Give me a (You) when a good team plays

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

best meta in the history of dota fuck this game

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

nope

idontknow
idontknow

tfw you're so bad you're sent to a mmr rehability facility

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Guess fata got cheesed.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

losing to gooks
THE PARLIAMENT SHACK OF EL PRESIDENTE

SniperWish
SniperWish

Our Gooks doing it

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

get fucked secret

Nojokur
Nojokur

ace is legit trash

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

FIGURED OUT

Winter and the other guy said it felt like shitrekt were ahead
When all shitrekt was doing was hide in the base and splitpush

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Shitrekt

cum2soon
cum2soon

what the fuck is this number in corner you thought was for

takes2long
takes2long

butterfly instead of diffusal bkb
fucking retard

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

why is mvp called immortals now

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

WHY THE FUCK ARE TEAMS ALLOWED TO PICK VENO
FUCKING STUPID HERO
WHY IS IT EVEN IN THE GAME
DOOM TOO

SniperWish
SniperWish

le conjuration man of dealing no damage

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

[email protected] BROS?

Illusionz
Illusionz

NA Dota is unstoppable

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

this TB build

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

SHITREKT
How do you even fucking throw this match so bad, Rubick just walked way out of position like a dipshit and literally just lost the set for them.

Illusionz
Illusionz

how to fix secret: midone plays pos 1, ace plays pos 2
done

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

WOW
Another epic game where Ace and FATA are useless shits the whole time
Great pickups puppey!

MPmaster
MPmaster

stomp every EU qualifier
bomb out to gooks

Soft_member
Soft_member

Really though, Secret won this one.
They didn't pick shitty boring heroes and that in my book is winning.

happy_sad
happy_sad

I betted on secret: The post

askme
askme

hits you for no damage
who did you think of d2g?

Bidwell
Bidwell

kick MP
lose to more gooks
lol

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Team secret? More like team shit lmaoooo

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

SECRET WILL NEVER WIN DESU
WILL
NEVER
WIN
DESU

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

NA > EU I guess

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

that medusa build on tb lol

5mileys
5mileys

d2g once again BTFO

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

FATA offlane

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Midone when not on TA or Invoker
Fata
Poopey

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

thanks for helping

theres actually nothing i can do though. i play late game hard carry like spectre or wraith king and i get dumpstered early. 5 cores and no support with a 20 minute flying courier. playing support i get a team that wants to spend 40 minutes farming and 10 minutes losing to superior carries. people don't actually have minimaps in 1k and they play the game in cinematic mode to be able to pay full attention to all the action. people try to gank a hero with shadow blade 5 times over in the same lane without the thought ever occurring to them that they should buy dust. people play heroes like ursa but refuse to buy a blink dagger because "they don't know how to use it". i calibrated at 800, went down to 600, managed to get all the way up to 1.6k and now im back to 900. the mobile phone shit didn't stop smurfs at all like all the retards said it would.

Spamalot
Spamalot

SEA>EU>NA

viagrandad
viagrandad

actually nice fucking games man. should be great wehn the green cancer gets their rounds of nerfs

massdebater
massdebater

try to be s4
you're not s4

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

How we feeling about the EG series?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Business

RavySnake
RavySnake

Gooks are /ourguys/ though?

TechHater
TechHater

when do rosters open again? my fat fuck manager is of no use

Supergrass
Supergrass

E L I M I N A T I O N

Lunatick
Lunatick

loli pugna hero when

girlDog
girlDog

butterfly vs that lineup
no diffusal for ice armor
no pike for mobility
no bkb
fucking YUROS

Inmate
Inmate

can you stop posting this anime character, she isn't cute or funny.

idontknow
idontknow

EU is a shit region. probably the worst. not even a meme anymore.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

most degenerate breed of slant eye
our guys

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

FROM THE CAVERNOUS DEPTHS OF THE 'CV

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

tfw literally fell asleep and woke up to Immortals raping the base

Thanks for the casting, Winter

Where are you now Shitrekt fangays?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

you can buy your own wards and courier even if you're carry, it isn't against the law

you have to understand the shitters that dont buy these things because they are "too good to buy support items" are forever going to be 2k mmr gargabe shitters, virgins, working at walmart. just literal human garbage

King_Martha
King_Martha

In the new year

Soft_member
Soft_member

Nah d2g loves secret cause it's contrarian

likme
likme

ahahahahaha

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

tfw icefrog will have seen this match and will give le balanced demon of 3 ultimates another buff

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Is it just me, or was Winter super biased for Secret that game.

Secret can win!
Secret are making so many smart moves omg
20 SECONDS UNTIL METAMORPH SECRET CAN HOLD

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Learn AM. You can basically just spam it every game until 3-4k, and then still play it most games. If the lane is hard go jungle with roh+treads+pms+talon. Get good at last hitting, do it in an empty lobby until you get treads+BF at 14 mins consistently.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

All we need now is EG to lose and it's the perfect night.

w8t4u
w8t4u

he's a Malay like Midone

TreeEater
TreeEater

Posting women that have underage bodies

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Found the chink

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

when is EG playing again? I thought we're gonna have VG.J vs EG?

FastChef
FastChef

all 2k pinoys monkeys should be put to death

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

conjuration my ass lamo

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

eg losing to vgj fater what happened yesterday

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

he is a shit region
when the objectivity best team in dota history is EU

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

secret out
navi out
potentially EG out
viewership is going to be shit for the finals

iluvmen
iluvmen

kek

Flameblow
Flameblow

malayshit haha, Midone pride of malayshitters hahah !!! so bad

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I have like 5000 hours in Dota.

I just played my first game after a 7 days long pause and I just feel overwhelmed by all the stuff happening on my screen.

It's crazy

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

AM is a piece of shit. also treads is shit on him too, money is better spent towards getting BF earlier and just building the shitboots into tp boots for pushan powa

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

He was right though there were several buttclench moments for IMT despite being 12k up and taking every Rosh, snowballing was their win condition

Emberfire
Emberfire

yeah, they were pretty great

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

eg or vgj lads?

Lunatick
Lunatick

why are these interviews staged like they're miles apart?

MPmaster
MPmaster

s4 was shit in his first couple of months on offlane

Playboyize
Playboyize

lose to a team with a girl on it

secret is so bad

Methnerd
Methnerd

all of these players are irrelevant now
what happened? was it luck?

TreeEater
TreeEater

jerry is the best alliance dude

Evilember
Evilember

7.00 was a mistake

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Febby is QO's beaten wife

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I won't deny IMT were playing on a timer, but man all Winter was focusing on was how Secret could win and praising how well Secret were playing instead of looking at what IMT was doing right as well.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

IMT is the QO babysitting squad

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

SHIT
AND
REKT

girlDog
girlDog

Their whole playstyle was too OSFrog for OSFrog so they got patched out of the proscene. 14-0 in the group stage, lost once to DK, and lost 2 games in the finals. That's still the best TI record to this day.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Yeah true, due to the fact that Secret has some SEAmonsters on their team I guess

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

why is do you guys meme that he has 3 ultimates?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

GET ME OUT

girlDog
girlDog

TI curse dude.

w8t4u
w8t4u

so the blog posts where Icefrogs name was leaked and a former coworker called him slightly autistic and hard to work with were true ?

iluvmen
iluvmen

builds shitty overpriced consumer products barely better or worse quality than chinkshit
produce endless amounts of copy pasted p2w MMOtrash with absolutely retarded laws that restricts foreign players
churn out degenerate pop culture with effeminate men in kdramas or whorish dancing in kpoop
practice a butchered form of christianity
massive SJWs and feminazis with a literal ministry of women
ruins esports by autistically dominating them
our guys

Methshot
Methshot

So why Fata build shadowblade on Necro?

Snarelure
Snarelure

trying to play the game at least somewhat properly should lead to the other team just feeding you at low mmr. work on improving yourself, all the evidence points to you being just as shitty as your teammates.

also spec/wraith king are terrible heroes and you're probably the kind of person that just farms uselessly leaving his team to 4v5 for 40 minutes instead of just killing the retards on the other team over and over again

Evilember
Evilember

Who will puppey take this loss out on?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Fucking Bamboe thinks you're a thrower

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

S4

Subtle hot take

That fucking hanrej LodA cucked the Alliance organisation to death by not stepping down when he should've

5mileys
5mileys

next major will still played with 7.06...... xDDDD LMAO

massdebater
massdebater

He has DK's ult, he has Dark Seer's ult, and he has sunder.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

maybe if I had stolen more last hits we couldve won....
This is all my fault......

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

it's real
i thought that the "waga camp" was just a /d2g/ meme. jesus fucking christ.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

what?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Found the chink who wants into K-culture but got denied

Spamalot
Spamalot

fata

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

BUT DUDE

YAPGOD RUBICK POGCHAMP XD

OMG SO HIGH NET WORTH RUBICK CORE SO GOOD

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Cool post, too bad nobody wants to read it you buttblasted chink

Emberfire
Emberfire

you call that underaged?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

me dive now

Playboyize
Playboyize

ace tb did 99 building damage
LMAO

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Can someone give me the quick rundown on what went down with Shitrekt and that Turkish billionaire? I thought he owned the org, or did he just funnel them stupid amounts of money for no reason?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

diet
working out 2-3 times a week
cut booze
pray to Jesus

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

why would anyone, let alone chinksects, want to into an inferior culture?

iluvmen
iluvmen

Ace is so bad...
Secret.SingSing when?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

THE BEAST OF ALL WORLDS.

eGremlin
eGremlin

shitrekt picks tb
gets fucking stomped
actual GOOD teams pick tb
he becomes an unstoppable force of building demolition

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

they kicked him or some shit

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHAN
GIVE
UP
THE
AEEEEEGIS

whereismyname
whereismyname

MidOne was the problem, I was telling you this whole time.

askme
askme

icefrogs real name was leaked in some court papers. valve against some chinese company

Abdul Ismail

SniperGod
SniperGod

Kim Sasquatch

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

more like secret.zai and secret.rtz coming back, optic is garbage and eg is on secret lvl perhaps more worse

TechHater
TechHater

WHO'S THAT DOTAMON

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

QUICK SPRINT

FastChef
FastChef

It's time

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

im just here to see EG shart out again

Bidwell
Bidwell

how are you supposed to get 10% cut on winnings when you cant even win anything at all lol

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

bane

Nojokur
Nojokur

His name wasn't a mystery before that either. He sent emails to dota beta testers with his name at the bottom.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Vengeful Spirit

askme
askme

1255 euros

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

what was puppey thinking picking up Ace? dude legit can't carry

Firespawn
Firespawn

Before the final push IMT had finally be boxed in secret and where fishing for an opening for 3 minutes before they found one and crushed the fight.
IMT stayed cool as secret were ratting, learned from their mistakes in the game, and patiently waited for their chance.
Lich's Dagon was really good despite winter shitting on it, he used it to burst Necro/Rubick/Chen with his chain frost by himself.

Flameblow
Flameblow

thousands suck his dick
he's not that good and just rices every game

Explain the arteezy phenomenon to me /d2g/

TechHater
TechHater

nature's prophet sucks

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

In reference to what

viagrandad
viagrandad

Who's ready for a cold one!

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Him and puppey were doing shady shit with the money like taking a 10% cut and not telling the players. Envy wrote a blog about it

RavySnake
RavySnake

normal skill

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Terroblade

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

insiderbro here

7.10 will bring pokemon style elemental weaknesses to the game as well as bonus synergies for heroes that have some sort of lore relation

example: Lina and Rylai on the same team will give CM and int bonus based on Lina's level and Lina will receive higher mana regen based on CM's level

Methnerd
Methnerd

What manner of money laundering scheme is this, and why do I feel like this video is from 2005, not 2017?

StonedTime
StonedTime

all lies

TechHater
TechHater

1255 euros
dude what the fuck who would pay for that, any run of the mill semi pro you can get a coaching session for 20-30 euro/dollars

you're paying 1k eurodollarydoos to jerk off with waga for a week sitting next to him playing pubs, what the FUCK

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I believe the biggest group of KSL learners are chinks

Playboyize
Playboyize

not looking at the post i replied to

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

holy shit its open now
holy shit its open now
holy shit its open now
store.teamsalvato.com/
store.teamsalvato.com/
store.teamsalvato.com/

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Dumb blonde whore
INT bonus
Yeah, no

The only reason why CM's main attribute is INT is cause there's no "useless" attribute and STR and AGI fit even worse

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

dotabuff.com/matches/3514905769
:^)

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Mate chink culture was decimated through communism and is now solely centered around individual success, fame and money, you have no culture

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

source?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

disregard this wrong general

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

When do we get the patch notes?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

kiev major was 6 months ago m8

Methnerd
Methnerd

Honestly he's just a midEE who's put on valium or something so he doesn't do weird shit but still does

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

EZ
didn't even watch that game

whereismyname
whereismyname

I like him because he's canadian

viagrandad
viagrandad

i havent taken a shower yet
dota is so fun to watch ahahaha

takes2long
takes2long

Just played my first game in months and got 1 simple question
How the fuck do you win against necro?

Skullbone
Skullbone

how does hating all manner of disgusting slants, especially the most degenerate ones, make me a chink?

Evilember
Evilember

i'd say that waga is scamming them but it's probably just rich kids that don't care how much shit costs.

whereismyname
whereismyname

oh I was at the gym & couldn't watch

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

autism

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

me too dude
me too

MPmaster
MPmaster

you pick necro first

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Remember that (((Silverman))) is the real power in EG

SniperWish
SniperWish

I don't even know why you quoted me that was my first post and I wanted to point out chinks love korea

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

genius, thanks anon

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

well those soulless bugs can go get fucked alongside the gooks they love

Inmate
Inmate

pugner

Inmate
Inmate

Nyx, AA, Pugna

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

ching chong chung chong
Dude I can't even understand you rn

Skullbone
Skullbone

who needs shower lol
eg getting shit in 5 min

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Yes... I've gotten to 6k by spamming position 4/5. Only problem is when I'm highest MMR in the match I usually lose cause I can't play position 1/2 at 6-7k level.

Emberfire
Emberfire

If its offlane, pick a supp that can deal with that fucker. I've had okay success with WW, Artic Burn is pretty good against that fucker.
If it's mid, get fuck ton of regen and bully the Necro.
Usually this works since the braindead Necro players don't expect anyone to trade hits with them.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Why is Jesus wasting his time coaching a shit team ?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

arteezy actually looks like a chechnyan terrorist now
i think that he has realized muslims are better at dota, and will likely win ti8 if he converts

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

eg has its roots in the bible belt

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

got 1 simple question

Inmate
Inmate

universe looks more indian every day

RavySnake
RavySnake

normal skill

But I am completely shocked at that MMR not a single person abandoned or you didn't have any griefers. I have a 2k Smurf and it's probably 1/5 games a teammates leaves or feeds down mid so I leave as well.

Methshot
Methshot

He looks more or less the same. RTZ is the one looking more slav by the minute. Also Sumail more arab each month.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

He's been preparing for a long time now

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

ywn fuck loli pugna

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

who is this tho

happy_sad
happy_sad

I always build deso instead of orchid after drums on np. Any questions?

likme
likme

How come people say Liquid is just really good in early game when they won some of the really long games in TI?

RumChicken
RumChicken

just pick oracle senpai
w and r totally block his +5billion regen after scythe, w is better obviously but it's got a bit of a cast point on it
if he shrouds, q and immediately e, so he takes bonus magic damage on top of having his shroud and your heal purged off
naturally build aether and glimmer so you have a third save mechanism
outheal him in prolonged fights

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

falling for the Noxville meme

Snarelure
Snarelure

pooniverse so washed up

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Who's ready to see EG lose?

WebTool
WebTool

universe is the best offlaner in the world

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

what in the fuck happened to EG? they might actually be a tier below secret.

Methshot
Methshot

arteezy is the best core in the world

happy_sad
happy_sad

jesus, how has nahaz not outgrown his autism yet

likme
likme

i have griefers/feeders/ragers every other game, but they usually stop once they see i'm doing well and that the game is winnable. winning 4v5 or with feeders at this mmr really isnt that hard, people are absolute trash and i'm baffled anyone can think that they're "stuck" at that mmr.

StonedTime
StonedTime

When will people realize that this guy's only real skill is destroying every single team he goes through?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I'm just happy people will finally ignore this cuck after calling the TI champs a filler pick

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

F I L L E R P I C K

FastChef
FastChef

OG
wut?

Emberburn
Emberburn

eg has a really high chance of getting eliminated by no name chinks

Lunatick
Lunatick

sumail

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

call our guys /teamliquid/ a filler pick
our guys proceeds to win TI without an ounce of challenge
how is he still alive? how can he live with himself after that outrageous claim?

King_Martha
King_Martha

demanding your statements be backed up with facts
autism

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

It's not autism when you're right

cum2soon
cum2soon

EG IS ACTUALLY GOING TO LOSE TO A CHINK TEAM

OH LORD IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER FOR EVIL GENIUSES

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

KEEP THOSE LANES SHOVED

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

is quick cast really the way to play?

massdebater
massdebater

chinks? chinks? chinks? chinks? chinks? chinks? chinks? chinks? chinks? chinks? chinks? chinks? chinks? chinks? chinks? chinks? chinks? chinks? chinks? chinks? chinks? chinks? chinks? chinks?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

losing to chinks after TI

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

arteezy is 10 months behind on the meta

Supergrass
Supergrass

S H A R T E E Z Y

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

d2goons wanting chinks to win
can't wait for my boy rtz to prove you faggots wrong

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I'm trying to get used to it by using it only on a few skills.
Rubick spell steal is GOAT with quick casting

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

NAHAZ WAS RIGHT

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

time for a change

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

my boy

TreeEater
TreeEater

arguing with the professor
bad move

JunkTop
JunkTop

If VG wins this series, it will be 4/4 Asian teams in the top 4.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Noxville eternally BTFO

TechHater
TechHater

noxville is such a moron. never has early game momentum mattered more than this patch. never. the team that dominates early will win more often than not.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Immortals is an American team retarded yurofag

farquit
farquit

You would have thought after the sheever incident people wouldn't try to argue with him

Bidwell
Bidwell

rtz

Techpill
Techpill

This is like the 3rd time Toby has mentioned an IO that doesn't exist.
Is he okay bros?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

ayo on the shaman

viagrandad
viagrandad

i have quickcast on 2 item slots (always blink) and a few hero abilities. feels comfy this way

Evilember
Evilember

NA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Korean you dumb fuck

happy_sad
happy_sad

immortals are NA when they win, SEA/KR when they lose
NA logic everyone

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

NA team
won the NA qualifiers
whiter (see: less brown) than the average american
Yes, a NA team.

Emberburn
Emberburn

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

MPmaster
MPmaster

sharteezy to secret coming

blood is unkillable this game is over

Spamalot
Spamalot

NA's representatives are 5 korenas
the burger factory of NA

Methshot
Methshot

Team is based in NA and plays NA leagues/qualis = NA team

Valve LITERALLY confirmed this to be the case when they forced DC to play NA TI7 qualifiers despite them wanting to play EU

This meme is fucking DEAD

Methnerd
Methnerd

this is your mind on ethnonationalism
sad!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Has Monkey Kang won any game this whole tournament?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Are yuropeons even literate ?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

IMT beat Secret with the hero

w8t4u
w8t4u

How many of the players on this team can speak english?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Xd

TreeEater
TreeEater

facts stop shitposting
If only.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

How many of the players on Liquid can speak arabic?

askme
askme

literally all 5

TreeEater
TreeEater

3?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

All of them

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Less than EG, lel

viagrandad
viagrandad

PLEASE NOTE: THE REGION THAT THE TEAM CLAIMS TO BE REPRESENTING DOES NOT MATTER NEARLY AS MUCH AS THE NATIONALITY OF THE MAJORITY OF THE TEAM'S MEMBERS.

DOTA 2 IS A PLAYER FOCUSED GAME, NOT AN ORG FOCUSED GAME. WE DO NOT CARE WHAT THE ORG SAYS. WE CARE WHAT THE PLAYERS SAY.

Emberburn
Emberburn

EG playing
/d2g/ turns into /int/

happy_sad
happy_sad

arr rook same

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

but you see anon... burgers love to get fucked in the ass by big organisations and corporations

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Miracle and gh
Does Kuro?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

haha time for shit OP again, why do you keep linking to an august update

Firespawn
Firespawn

gets monkey king just so he can build bf and be badAM

StonedTime
StonedTime

NEXT TIME ON D2G:

Veeky Forums/thread/193091647#p193091647

Veeky Forums/thread/193091647#p193091647

Veeky Forums/thread/193091647#p193091647

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Kuro is Iranian, so I doubt he knows Arabic.

whereismyname
whereismyname

americans proud of no longer being white

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

you mean /pol/

TechHater
TechHater

i feel like "quitting porn" is our generation's "quit smoking" that our parents had to go thru

Nojokur
Nojokur

secret is half SEA
liquid is MESA
do you eurotards even consider the consequences of your actions?

cum2soon
cum2soon

I want to suck smelly dotard cock!

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

fuck these chinks, how could they throw so hard, also i love redeye, tobi, and merlini, but them and all the other talent at this event needs to get off egs dick.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Ritsu is a stalker and a doxxer

cum2soon
cum2soon

Only two: GH and Miracle

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

safelane and offlane have already switched you fucking mouth breather. its called shrines.

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